Patterns

So, Don't Look Up. Bit of a slow burner but unsettlingly believable right now

There's a lot going on in this headline

Timeline synchronicity

Can anyone identify this weird looking bird I had on the feeder this morning?

Why the fuck am I paying two TV licenses and why the fuck have I only just noticed this

I see President No-Object-Permanence has had some thoughts on whether the US military should be involved in the Middle East

@shaenon.bsky.social my daughter is off sick today and is sitting on the sofa wrapped in a blanket, giggling manically at her birthday copy of Steam 😊

I follow this person on Instagram and every new post I am gobsmacked at the simplicity of the pencil strokes vs the perfection and life and energy in the end result. Literal magic. www.instagram.com/shouxin13141...

Birb

Christ I hate how much the idiot president of ANOTHER COUNTRY, NOT EVEN THE ONE I LIVE IN affects my everyday life

Smoking breaks, but with bubble pipes

Struck today by how fast oystercatchers fly. Why? It's not like oysters are renowned for their sprinting prowess

Something something Trump something

Happy Full Woim Moon to all who celebrate

You wake up in the morning With gray clouds overhead And you struggle for the will To rise up out of bed The world outside is frightening A sad and dismal place You pray for inspiration A moment of pure grace Maybe there’s something out there To take away these blues Perhaps

WOIMS

Hey I don't want to alarm anyone, but the sky's a weird colour, it's kind of ... blue?! Possible alien activity? 🤔

This is one of the most beautiful things I've ever watched. Do yourself a favour, take a brief moment to slow down and appreciate real human artistry www.instagram.com/reel/DUx_Oxa...

Going to start telling people I'll see them "mid-morning" then turning up at 6am on the dot

What the everloving fuck

Spent a couple of hours with my daughter saying hi to these kings of beasts

Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.

hold on i gotta take this

Are we allowed to call them Nazis yet

He was a poncage boi She said "see you l8r boi" He wasn't smooth enough for her

Tag yourself, I'm "eccentric heart"

Is anyone else concerned about what this fucker will do when Trump shuffles off this mortal coil if this is the kind of shit he's pulling as vice president

Style of that lass. Absolute diva @themerl.bsky.social

Love the optimism of humans sometimes

This is only related in a sideways manner, but: the story of any small slice of humanity is the story of humanity, just boiled down and distilled. So: In 2020, we had a lot of conversations about harassment at SF/F conventions, and Isaac Asimov came up several times.

Ooh crescent Venus + crescent Moon

Is there any scene more quintessentially rural England than the first toilet of spring bravely breaking through a tangled bamboo thicket?

Today I have learned about the legend that is Major General Sir Nils Olav III, Baron of Bouvet Island, Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian King's Guard

It'd probably be better value for money to just give the cash to the corporations and let people learn normally for the amount of time they saved by not doing the AI courses

I remember when all this were fields (the day before yesterday)

When you're a real person, saying things a real person would say

Just tried this with some printer paper and it definitely tears easier and more neatly top to bottom than side to side!

Wow being a gleefully sadistic fascist shithead can make you unpopular, who'd have thought

This heron hopes you've had a good weekend

This cannot be real, surely

Really, Gemini? That's a common name is it?

I have a viscerally negative reaction to the trend of just organising meetings using the Teams invite with no message, no pleasantries, no preamble, no checking if I can do it, no details, no agenda - just suddenly my time is booked out by someone.

Dear tech companies doing voice control, if I ask for a song, unless I specifically say "the DJ Weaselshagger mix" I will always want the original. This goes double for classical music, thanks

cool name why’s it called that

Challenging @robpalk.bsky.social for the Big Unruly Hair Crown

Had a very vivid romantic dream about my sixth form crush last night, thanks for that brain, only 34 years late

The fact that it all seems utterly farcical does seem to be colouring the reporting of the fact that a US president has openly said he wants to perform a military invasion and takeover of a European country and maybe it should be a bigger and more serious deal idk

Well it's ... a choice