Challenging @robpalk.bsky.social for the Big Unruly Hair Crown

Had a very vivid romantic dream about my sixth form crush last night, thanks for that brain, only 34 years late

The fact that it all seems utterly farcical does seem to be colouring the reporting of the fact that a US president has openly said he wants to perform a military invasion and takeover of a European country and maybe it should be a bigger and more serious deal idk

Well it's ... a choice

Don't want to be a worry-wart but I'm beginning to think that the exponentially increasing fascism might be a gnat suboptimal

Can't actually believe it but it is true lowcarbonhomes.uk/community-pr...

Wow

First of all, fuck cancer

Sister got me some Carolina Reaper sauce and all I can say is "Blimey"

Happy Boxing Day from grumpy Mr Cambazola

Merry Christmas to all, but especially to Halloweeno Stormborn, First of Her Name, Mother of Friendos for providing a cute little guy for my daughter x

@bernoid.bsky.social do you know what these little cuties are?

You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why, Santa Claus despises weakness

So apparently we've based our entire society around a system run by people with no fucking object permanence

🎶 🎶 Oh my little shitty one My shitty one When you gonna give me some heat, Lamona? Oh you haven't got a fan I don't know if you can Get things cooked in time for us to eat,  Lamona 🎶

Good to see Mary on keyboard and Joseph on vocals for a change.

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan? SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

Good job that AI is melting the planet so there won't be any birds left for it to mess up the species recording for

Woken up to a lot of very shit news today

🎶 I believe in Heracles Where you from You sexy thing 🎶

Absolutely smitten with this new bird in the office, Holly, but I think she's already seeing someone

I hear your fonts are woke now, Father

Guy who's recently watched Cruella for the Xth time watching something else: "Getting a big 'not Cruella' vibe from this"

It's a good job Chat GPT came along because the human race was on the verge of dying out, what with no-one knowing how to raise a newborn

@strongmisgiving.bsky.social go on go on go on

What is "the overkill" that the baby is being born to? Apparently Overkill was a thrash metal band from New Jersey formed in 1980 so the timing would work, but I'm not sure if Aztec Camera were that into thrash metal

@strongmisgiving.bsky.social Kettle Honey Dijon Mustard crisps are the fucking bomb

NOOOOOO the last Grubbs closed last month after nearly 50 years 😭😭😭 Absolute Brighton institution

Hey Cloudflare be good if you could stop breaking things seeing as we've built the entire world economy around you, ta

If you need me I'll be in the Angry Dome

Latest painting (acrylic on canvas)

Aw man, RIP to guitar legend and best-haired man in blues Steve Cropper

Right, St Etienne farewell tour tickets bought, goodbye forever youth

Why on earth have I said "mean" so much?!

Crisp review - Aldi Specially Selected Beechwood Smoked Pigs in Blankets. 10/10 crisp. Lovely smoky taste that doesn't have that weird "bacon flavour crisp" unpleasantness. Perfect balance of potato to flavouring. Absolutely elite level crunch. A Christmas Cracker!

Once again I have been compelled to draw an Absolute Unit.

SIZE OF THIS LAD

Went to reclamation yard for wood, came home with Melvin

Today I learned that dogs evolved a whole new muscle just to look cute www.newscientist.com/article/2206...

Might start hissing at people who annoy me

Does anyone else have an instantaneous gag reflex to the word "grafters"

New hairstyle idea - the smullet (Side Mullet). Business on the right, party on the left

Strongly recommend ordering merch from MERL. Its high quality and it will make you highly desirable to your preferred genders and also command the loyalty of farm animals

Really, when you get right down to it, aren't we all just shouting into the darkness for sex

Twitter, amirite

Everyone shut up and look at this rectangular dog

I'm sure nothing bad will come of this

This manages to be both the funniest and saddest thing in history

Every now and then my muscle memory will temporarily completely fail and I will have simply no idea what my password is