when you really think about it, the true value of video games is in laying off thousands of the people who make them at regular intervals in order to increase shareholder value 🥰

Here is small otter. He is so small he’s probably still learning how to otter properly.

Iranian news agency Mehr warns Gulf states to “say goodbye to electricity” after Trump's threat:

BREAKING NEWS: Baby sea otter achieves record breaking levels of cuteness.

I’m starting to question if Trump actually deserved the FIFA World Cup Peace Trophy.

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.

What a whiny little, and I don’t use this term lightly, bitch.

If Aliens invade, can I call off work tomorrow? www.cbsnews.com/news/clevela...

NOT FAKE NEWS....... 👇

All through the Biden presidency, the Strait of Hormuz remained open.

Strait of Hormuz solution. Shamelessly stolen. Source unknown.

Great band...

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Nothing is more indicative of the spiritual crisis we face than the fact that this President is willing to spend money on bullets and bombs while cutting health care and food.

Nintendo is suing the US Government over Donald Trump's tariffs

Cop Who Shot Unarmed Black Man Let Off With A Promotion https://theonion.com/cop-who-shot-unarmed-black-man-let-off-with-a-promotion-1828002782/

If you see this, post a monster. Hail to the king baby.

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

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Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

These job numbers do not, in any way, seem fake or made up. Said nobody ever. finance.yahoo.com/news/january...

Happy Sunday! ☕️☀️🌸☮️🎵😎💗

Trump’s legacy is going to be Epstein, Covid, and shitting his pants.

If only all console manufacturers could be this Doomed or have 'lost momentum' like this. Over 17 million in just the first calendar year is an unreal total.

This is a post about animal excrement and the English language. bull$#!% = nonsense/lies chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly horse$#!% = nonsense/lies dog$#!%= low quality ape$#!% = wild bat$#!%= crazy Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).

Happy Groundhog Day 2026! 🥶❄️🌬️💨

The Cure win their first Grammys, taking home Best Alternative Music Album and Best Alternative Music Performance stereogum.com/2487309/the-...

Okay, I just saw that video of a fed throwing a grenade at journalists, and I needed to quickly make this. Seriously, America? How badly trained are your federal agents that I, a reluctant conscript with less than 1 week of firearms training, is better trained than your paid federal agents?

Statement from Senator John Fetterman about today’s events in Minnesota:

BREAKING: Jack Smith: "As I testify before the Committee today, I want to be clear: I stand by my decisions as Special Counsel, including my decision to bring charges against Pres. Trump. Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that Pres. Trump engaged in criminal activity."

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Watching the stock market in 2026: The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse are currently ravaging Europe and Godzilla has emerged from Tokyo’s Bay. The S&P is green today as traders have priced in the biblical Apocalypse and view Godzilla’s rampage a good sign for tech stocks.

World’s a fuck, share an island

I am real sick of all the “This will end Trump’s term” YouTube clickbait titles.

Happy New Years. I guess.

When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.

I just told my kids this was Bloodborne

Tech stocks took an, absolute, beating today. I’m hoping in 5 years we can look back and pinpoint today as the start of the AI crash.

Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

Pulled the plug on Spotify today. I never saw the ICE ads since I had premium but between those ICE ads, poor artist support and increased use of AI slop I just couldn’t keep using it in good conscience.

So apparently congressman Max Miller of Ohio approves of extrajudicial murder in violation of international law and basic human rights. Not surprising if you know his past but still extremely disappointing.

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

fishtopher tuesday where fishtopher politely requests you donate what you are able (time, money, support) to your favorite animal rescues

Super awkward Thanksgiving with the in laws.