Mood

This pizza box is promising a lot

Fortunately just managed to catch an autoxorrect on a Moonpig card that read “Lord of love, Conor”.

Wondered what I’d look like from this angle

gonna start sending this to tops

What Paul Doyle did should be triggering a national conversation about car use in the same way that Dunblaine did for gun ownership

I now cannot remember the last time I walked through Manchester city centre without seeing a motorist either hit or almost hit a pedestrian or cyclist, either by running red lights, speeding, or pure negligence.

Why don’t I just kill myself

Parking fines should be based on a percentage of your income.

She lives

First time this year I’ve heard a group of straight people gleefully sing-shouting “faggot”. Christmas is here 🥰

Upsettingly attractive twink in Tesco asked if I had a club card and I replied “thanks you too” 🙂🙂🙂

Have been blown all over town today.

I’m eating dinner before 10pm !!!

Want to get drunk 😤😤😤

“Retro tech” and it’s a PSP, I’m going to kill myself Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech? www.bbc.com/news/article...

Good morning I am cold

How does one bloc a homo

I’m too tired to decorate it now but it arrived and it’s too big and I love it

Back on my meatballs arrabbiata, pesto and mozzarella bullshit

Pleased to discover that slightly misnaming the national chess championship you won as a school child is a much more serious offence than repeatedly racially abusing your fellow pupils and telling them they should go to the gas chamber

Nigel Farage was a racist bully at school but Rachel Reeves won the wrong chess championship so who can say who is worse?

Once again lamenting the lack of house parties

Just to spell out the link here, Rowling is the chief financial backer of the incredibly litigious gender critical movement that bullies institutions and people into complying with their beliefs

My Christmas tree hasn’t arrived yet ☹️

Had a pretty crappy couple of weeks feeling quite down but my family visited Manchester for the first time this weekend which was really lovely ☺️

I agree with the sentiment but this doesn’t exactly feel like an unbiased headline from the BBC…

By next year we will be up to six other homosexualists I know living at Middlewood Locks. The Salford Gay Enclave grows.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Enjoying playing with the census maps to confirm that Manchester city centre is, statistically, zesty.

A 9 hour workday culminating with two hours in the rain in Piccadilly Gardens is the closest I’ve come to questioning my job 😭

I need more haggis doughnuts in my life

I will pay 10 (ten) great British pounds to whoever cleans this up

Staying in bed and trying not to think about the fact we now need to take all this down 😭

Plaid Cymru won a seat held by Labour for 100 years so naturally Sky News are interviewing the Reform Party chairman about it.

Being woken up early by teams notification sounds does not spark joy

Apologies I’ve just realised this is, in a crowded field, potentially the most boring thing I’ve ever posted

I’ll try pretty much any food but have never got on with eggs so I’m trying to force myself to like them though exposure and this is my first attempt at an omelette. Not completely awful.

Don’t know if I can count this as a hill to die on but doing stuff on Friday night is an infinitely better use of weekend time than Saturday night

Goose road block

Why does it need a firmware update 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Made myself an enormous disgusting dinner and I’m thrilled

Bought a new toothbrush and it asked me what language I wanted

Last day cry

No one died !!!

Managed to successfully not food poison anyone so far so I have one night left to kill them all

I made vegetarian food again !!

Absolutely convinced there is some sort of gene in my body that makes me non-functional before 10am

Weekends are too short