Je suis hungover

I have been so aggressively and constantly horny for the last three months I fear I might die

Fuck me I didn’t think Badenoch could stoop that low

The creeping dread is strong today

Erm

Anyway here’s wonderwall

Veggie moussaka success

I thought the BBC’s Winter Olympics coverage was really good to be fair.

Apple Music not syncing playback between devices à la Spotify Connect is actually Quite Pathetic, unless I’m missing something?

I should call him

I like this room so much more now than than when we moved in 😌

We made margaritas that weren’t awful !!!

Hangover has passed now I want/need ***

And I have nothing to eat in the flat I might die

I love limes. I love them.

The messaging from Manchester Village Pride has me cautiously optimistic. I am very much looking forward to seeing how this goes.

Why are there twinks everywhere

me watching the monarchy fall apart

Relay speed skating is potentially even more unhinged than track cycling

Straight person Valentine’s Day confetti has found its way into the flat. Unacceptable.

I desperately need journalists to learn the difference between e-bikes and electric motorcycles. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Disability and LGBT hate crimes set to become aggravated offences Disability and LGBT hate crimes set to become aggravated offences www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Today I learned Guinness has fewer calories than most lagers, so is therefore a health drink.

Midnight Sun makes me yearn for summer 😭

I can’t decide if having wall art above the tv would look odd or not

Actually quite like a Taylor Swift song which is deeply distressing for me

I'm not especially opposed to driverless cabs, but I'm fucked if I'm giving up my ancestral British right to cross the road anywhere if it's safe for me to do so. "Jaywalking" isn't a thing or a crime here, techbros, so your magic cars will have to learn to deal with that.

Made the mistake of watching the open mic night episode of Schitt’s Creek while drunk and very single on Valentine’s Day 😭

the photo and headline framing make it seem like their gay love affair has rocked the foundations of the Beckham family

I don’t understand how people have their dick like ‘up’ rather than down in their underwear it’s so uncomfortable

Full of lamb, duck and port, I am content

Outstanding

Paying for a tv license should make me exempt from the fucking constant tv license ads

Happy 15th anniversary to this tweet:

Don’t know why Olympic curling is such a big deal. I’m great at curling. Curling one out

I’m not a morning person but wowww I’m in a bad mood today

nice

I desperately need Bluesky to be less dead

We really fucked up with the internet didn’t we

Do you need to revise for a prostate exam

Overcooked my meat ☹️☹️☹️

Anyway here’s wonderwall

one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it

Want to go to Germany again

Incredible

Thinkin bout schlong

God I hate daylight

Schnitzel für Mittagessen