This bitch was never talented and is always within arms reach of a rapist. Throw the whole BBL away!

Doing woo woo shit when you don’t understand it is dangerous for YOU. Love spells are stupid cuz if that person doesn’t want you willingly why would you want them? I want you to want to be here Lastly, woo wooing without full understanding is DANGEROUS

"Dictionary Titties"

The far reaching impact of stupid white dudes

Hey folks I finally got the news. My comedy special drops on Amazon this November (date TBD) Stay tuned for more information!

HELP

youtu.be/kqw3UNXUdbU?... Melatonin for 80s babies

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

For some reason Van Jones, Van Lathan, & Van Hunt are all the same nigga in my brain

A moment of silence in EU parliament for a podcaster is a ridiculously inappropriate expectation

I can't wait I'm going to smoke so much I sound like Barry White the next day and an IV for the dehydration caused by all the tequila

Thought it would be nice to get pedicures with my daughter but now she wants to go shopping. Kids can smell when your direct deposit hits I swear.

Taking kids to sporting events is a pain in the ass but seeing the joy on two little girls faces watching women playing basketball made it worthwhile.

I thought that was Sammy Sosa

Going out in a blaze of glory. Fuck RFK jr. forever & ever.

He also thinks boonk is herbal medicine so maybe we don't listen to Trick

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August 1, 2025 is a great day to remember...BLACK WOMEN DON'T OWE YOU SHIT! MADAM VICE PRESIDENT HARRIS DOESN'T OWE THIS COUNTRY A MUTHAFUCKING THING‼️

Townhouse gums but condominium teeth

For the first time in all my days I'm longing for fall. This heat finally broke me bring on the apple cider & cool breezes.

BOOM podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

This an obituary I can support

Hulk Hogan is dead. Looking like death is starting to trend in the right direction.

Go ahead & book that therapy session next time you wanna schedule a studio session

Death should have been on a PIP! Escort them out & take their company issued equipment immediately.

Ladies/femmes, learn to properly handle & fire a gun. It's necessary.

"Why is that old white lady dressed like a dead bird?" - my child watching The Gilded Age

Indianapolis is determined to capitalize on Caitlyn Clark in every way possible. Got her struggle face plastered all over town 🙃

I've been lazy all day let me be productive & go make cocktails

youtu.be/Pq98n2j75XA?... A funky ass song about a really shitty country

Stop speaking/thinking & get back to showcasing the meat. That's the only thing about him that's even slightly interesting.

Watching the capitulation happen in real time is irritating my soul. I've never seen so many cowards gleefully eat a mile of shit.

This bill is horrible but unfortunately it's just part of many layers of nefarious plans in the works. In addition to LGBTQ+, non whites, & Hispanic/Caribbean immigrants they want to eliminate the disabled from society. Shit is sick.

Unfortunately for me I date men so basically not a chance in hell that's happening.

Decided to introduce my child to back to school shopping from a physical catalog. We can't lose all the recipes, darlings.

Nelly has a whole ain't shit crew of niggas co-signing his fuckery. Jermaine Dupri's cricket looking ass cheated on Janet Jackson he should never be permitted to smile publicly. The audacity of these little sawed off niggas 😤

Josephine Baker and her 1956 Citroen DS in Sweden. #photography #stars #cars #automobile

Brastop.com and Bravissimo.com with Nordstrom being a decent option with expanded sizes.

If she fired that gun it would crack her damn sternum, clavicle, & cervical vertebrae. The loudest 2nd amendment freaks don’t even know how to use a gun 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Almost forgot to post. Brand new street art in Pilsen just dropped: 18th & Western #Chicago

Schatzi - German word literally translates to “treasure” used for a pet name the way English speakers would use “darling”. My preferred term of endearment for my closest bonds.

youtu.be/Avcj3FDfcOQ?... In celebration of the anniversary of Purple Rain’s release. This sends me every time because in an alternate universe I can John L. recovered from his gun shot wound but still being The Kid’s biggest hater so he sold his music to MJ 🤣

Purple Rain is very much a summer album

I’d cry I wouldn’t know how to process such a pure act

13 women risked their safety and livelihoods to reveal how Andrew Cuomo treated them. It’s easy to forget just how bad it was—so let their words remind you. And share them with any voter you know who’s still on the fence. (and, help us run this as a final ad: actblue.com/donate/dream...)

A clean towel big enough to wrap around my body will have me unhinging my jaw like a python