Who wants they Debussy orchestrated

Vengabus

Then what happened

"i frew up"

“It’s a living”

This would fix me

Someone put him in the Once In A Lifetime video

Things are bad, please enjoy this mildly sedated orangutan

You don't know what it's like where I live

A real "who's that" of music

This is how you get kidney stones

I've said it before, but I know a nice secluded monastery that would probably take me for a decade or two while things blow over

Some personal news

Sweet Jesus the curling is good rn

*Genghis Khan* considered this sort of thing to be a war crime.

He’s been a surprise pooper since the Apprentice days

In addition, federal courts badly need to be expanded! Judges are extremely overworked, and everything takes forever.

Saudi Arabia at the end of Ramadan be like

Can you say that again with a little less attitude, your honor

@kentremendous.bsky.social I imagine you’ve already seen this a bunch, but just in case

Real heads know

Turk Slanders Armenians

fuuuuuuuck

I thought those were IV lines at first

Horns that sound exactly like each of their mothers telling them to stop this instant. Horns that sound just like a mosquito flying past their ears. Horns that play the brown note.

This shit has me ready to run through a wall

This is Paula Poundstone

I miss the static fuzz feeling that old TVs had

Congratulations to the Ass to Ass man from Requiem For a Dream for his lifetime achievement Oscar

Looks like someone didn’t read Gary Paulsen’s alternate-timeline sequel to Hatchet, Brian’s Winter

Somebody get Ri Chun-hee warmed up

I still cannot believe that Shinzo Abe got got with a doohickey. Souped up epi pen ass gadget

Read ‘em and weep, teach

What position

Write a tragedy in four words. A tragedy in four dammit

We got an Indiana national championship before a Canadian Stanley Cup winner

This kid for president

passengers are blocking the bus from leaving and there’s a kid under 18 who won’t get off because his mom said he was supposed to be at Union station

Post a great jorts song from your playlist: Canon in Jorts

Just run the Migrant Mother photo

Being right wing relies heavily on the myth that bad things only happen to bad people. Where someone experiences hardship that might trigger sympathy, questioning of the system, or discomfort at disparities in circumstance—the conservative ethos others that person with reasons it couldn’t be you. 🧵

'Tsar' is the only correct spelling. 'Czar' doesn't make sense in any way, and those who use it will be erased from history

We all used to be 38, until I turned 39

My two annoying children, Aa and Qi,

The best part is that Charlie Kirk isn't alive to see this

General Winter, reporting for duty

[Ben Shapiro voice]