that's a bar

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast

The Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland is very quiet on the issue of krumping

A few years ago I was way too deep on someone’s profile that I knew a little but not much (looking for something not-creepy) and I accidentally liked a thirst trap photo and deleted my account in panic

That 90+2’ goal was probably a little much tbh

The last 1:51 of PDA by Interpol

Vance scrambling to endorse Magyar as soon as he can

Holy shit

How do they expect to blockade Caspian Sea ports?

Is Iran still sanctioned? I’m hungry for some good pistachios

Jeremy Spokane

I love when someone with an order of magnitude more followers than me says this

Tirana is the New York of Albania

LeBron's gonna be out there looking like Uncle Drew

For someone with so little juice, Buttigieg is a pretty good communicator in this kind of setting

We should try American Taskmaster again, but with Joel McHale as the Taskmaster and Jack McBrayer as his assistant

Oasis is simultaneously underrated and overrated

[talking to your friend Useless who doesn't believe in grandfather clocks] grandfather clocks are, useless

My vote goes to the kebab man who calls me “chief” sometimes

Because literally everything else there is astronomically expensive, including “standing at it”

I knew it (escorted out by police)

The target audience for this is extremely small, and every one of them is on Bluesky

Depluralize a film: 0ne

In these trying times, let's not forget this old lady who feeds squirrels from a marionette of herself (cane and all!).

This post is so perfect that all the "best post" takes really mean "best except for slut gnomes of false Berlin." It's like how math concepts are named after the first person after Euler to discover them

Not the funniest, but “I’m fiscally conservative and socially liberal. The problems are bad but their causes—their causes are very good” might be one of the most consequential tweets bc it unleashed/heavily amplified leftism in weird twitter

This is the kind of stuff that even Genghis Khan considered to be a war crime

Jonathan met Charles Darwin and was born before Texas seceded from Mexico

Making her cum so hard she full on cums around the mountain

This also works for the cricket umpire

If you remember the Pepsi free iTunes song promotion, it's time to schedule your colonoscopy

@badlawyerpod.bsky.social just in case you haven’t seen this yet. It’s worth listening to in full

OK start sponsoring some visas, hoser

Hell yeah, it’s Mrs. Met season

I’ve got nuanced views of the people who choose to join the military, but man oh MAN we need a decades-long longitudinal study of the people that enlist at 41

Ok, but: Dems coming up with general election strategy

A very large wooden Seal of the US that he can put on the wall of the Oval Office with no concerns

“Strengths” has nine letters, and only one of them is a vowel

Nice try, my microwave only has room for 6 digits

I’d pay good money for bsky to include with every context-free sports reaction a short clip of the event

Thinking about the Tom Clancy book where a war with Iran was ended the moment the Supreme Leader was killed in an air strike. Turns out, nah

HAPPY #GideonDay! Today we honor the promise at the heart of our justice system: the constitutional right to legal counsel, regardless of who you are or where you come from. To the public defenders across the country—thank you for protecting due process, dignity and justice for all!

@badlawyerpod.bsky.social @jdotj.bsky.social @gokp.bsky.social Zowie again

@badlawyerpod.bsky.social @jdotj.bsky.social @gokp.bsky.social Zowie

Are these different people