For all you screenwriters out there, a Chris Mullen biopic is just waiting for a ticket to the Oscars

If it makes you feel any better, those seven TEs you're choosing from have to score a TD to separate, and even an infinite amount of time wouldn't be enough to pick the right one. Just set the lineup and drink.

Just what we need, another narrow-minded, mono-cultured law enforcement officer.

Oh dear lord! The Hoosier QB is running as the GOP candidate in 2048

Happy to be a small part of this wonderful program!

Fuck people like this

I'm picturing @craighorlbeck.bsky.social glued to his computer all weekend long researching animal penis sizes now that made that Tuesday Trivia request @dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social

Victory lapping someone you groomed when you were in your 50s and they were 19 doesn’t come off that well, tbh

If Chip’s trajectory of failing up holds, he’ll be coaching the Giants next season

just... WOW

A cop says he heard something, that is all.

Someone is about to find out that, like Liz Cheney did, there ain’t much $$$ in switching teams from right to left

Nor should they in Week 12 of the regular season

Thursday Night Football needs to not be a thing anymore

If the #Eagles ever took the field in some green shade of what the Texans are wearing right now, I’d have to seriously reconsider my allegiance.

Weekly reminder: PrimeVision is a banger

Parody, but glorious just the same

I understand why a lot of white liberals are like, fuck the south, because they think about the people in power who are mostly white conservatives. But that is only because of Jim Crow, voter suppression, a lack of real funding for Dems there

Good

I approve

Let’s go!!! Skinny Batman!

The clown show that is my local GOP www.whqr.org/local/2025-1...

Imagining the beating this post would take over at Twitter these days.

Ten years ago this Friday, the All Blacks became the first team to ever retain the Rugby World Cup. This felt like a perfect occasion to tick off a video we've been wanting to make for a very, very long time. So were the 2015 All Blacks the Greatest Team of All Time?

I want to live long enough to buy the “Best of Isaac” collection

Quickest block I’ve ever made

The irony

Cam Skattebo runs like he’s still trying to atone for getting beat up by Michaela O’Malley in the 2nd grade

It was not nice knowing you, Patullo. You will not be missed.

You wanna impress me? Show up when it’s all on the line. You wanna melt me? Show mama in the stands while you do it.

The commissary for the dudes in his block will set records.

These dog whistles are becoming megaphones

For reference and perspective, 80 years ago was the end of WWII after the most massive war buildup in history war. That’s what it took to approximate the self-immolation going on now.

Live from the Playa Haters' Ball

I just want all my anti-vax MAGA friends to see how much Trump praised Pfizer today for all their work on the Covid vaccine.

The message here for POC is even if you're innocent, at the worst moment of your life, the neighbors you have done so much for and have worked so hard to bless with your gifts will not just abandon you but actively sabotage the chance of you ever having a future again

Maybe shutting down the government and then turning it back on will fix it

I know it’s the new normal, but clicking on CBS and seeing a game between 2 NFC teams feels so weird.

BREAKING: Deadly shooting in North Carolina was “highly premeditated” and the location was “targeted,” police say.

What is Dean Cain doing in Denmark?

Shit! I didn’t know the Packers were going with the all-whites tonight! I want my bets voided!

NFL Opening Weekend We are so fucking back!

There are old songs out there that, when you hear them today, you are instantly transported to a very specific time in your memory. If this one doesn’t do that for you, I’m afraid we can’t be friends. youtu.be/OkC_oi0ksuw?...

I really hope this becomes the black eye it deserves to be www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I've just discovered "The Kingdom" on ESPN and I can't even describe, as an Eagles fan, how much joy this brings. It's like experiencing the Super Bowl again, but a slower burn. #GoBirds 🦅🦅🦅

As college football season gets underway, I’ll make my annual plea for any journalist to investigate the use of drugs and other methods to make live school mascots “behave appropriately”

At least we’re consistent? www.whqr.org/local/2025-0...

A couple guys in my lifelong chat group were at the game and I’m worried my phone buzzer is going to crash out! So jealous right now

things you don't ever expect to see in print "It is unusual for federal border agents to make arrests during the fighting of an active fire, especially in a remote area." www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Today in 1792 Alexander Hamilton described what has happened in the last decade.