My wife bought a sous vide cooker and is using it to heat up frozen rats for the snake

The duality of man

Got this lovely message today.

I made an orange crème cheesecake. Have never made cheesecake before. Aside from the crack it came out perfect. Chilling now but I snuck a taste from the springform and oh god is it good.

Today really sucks

☹️ youtu.be/v75f5W6LgLM?...

Wife says I’m not allowed to wear this shirt out. I’m in free speech jail.

What the hell is this

If you don’t have a $1000 power cable you’re just boiling water wrong.

The Amazon fit (yes I look like shit)

I love this cat

@utentagen.bsky.social I guess we’re insane. Can you get me an energy drink on your way home btw

My favorite kind of trans girl is the 70s prog rock band member

The same spot in 2020

RIP Sabu In heaven with Terry Funk seeing if someone can die twice.

Listening to In Visible Silence by The Art of Noise with @utentagen.bsky.social

Lammy is perplexed

Caught my 1312th fish at Amazon 😎

@utentagen.bsky.social stole another one of my shirts

Knight who’s actually a bunch of snakes

JFK wrinkling his nose as he fucks Marilyn Monroe. With every slam of his fat catholic hog she queefs out a burst of thick hot subway air, air that’s been up there since the skirt photo. Room smells like a bad summer in New York. He signals “shoot me in car tomorrow” rather than do this again

Russ Freeman REALLY wants you to know he makes music with The Rippingtons

Happy International Asexuality Day!!!🖤🩶🤍💜

www.linuxmint.com Anyways! Linux mint! It's designed to be ready to go immediately!

And now. The biggest shift of all. The OS. Unfortunately it's difficult to get a new computer without windows unless you're building it yourself. And technically, the OS license has already been paid for when you get your computer. But...You can just switch entirely over to Linux.

If you're a techie person, you may also be able to nix onedrive by turning a cheap computer, the type found at office auctions or other places, into a server. There's even step by step guides like this one! toxigon.com/how-to-build...

So, BDS is clearly calling for a boycott of the gaming arm because it's the easiest part of the Microsoft monopoly to get people to drop. But! If you want to let go of other parts of Microsoft, that's what this thread will be!

here's a classic: how non-violence protects the state youtu.be/dy2uYm7E1T8?...

@dreampuzzles.bsky.social made some fanart

Watching Big Money Hustlas with an ice cold can of pop

Thanks for clicking on our blue sky.. check out steely dan’s new album “pretzel logic” on cd. Cool stuff for sure

Listening to Rick Wakeman’s Criminal Record with my wife @utentagen.bsky.social The man is a true virtuoso. The speaker placement is awful I know, but we use headphones.

This is my cat

Table on the Lammy

Listening to @leftatlondon.bsky.social this afternoon

One Perfect Shot Tusk (2014) Cinematography by James Laxton Directed by Kevin Smith 📽️

The "nature" of nature valley is crumbs in your bed

The things people order to get delivered same day at Amazon are crazy

Puzzle party pack

She's a fucking public official you absolute gormless cuck! She's not some random trans content creator being harassed for a bad take. She's a representative politician in a representative democracy who advised the Dems to fuck over their trans staffers and likely to do the same Federally.

One thing about the economy is that a dollar doesn't buy much anymore. But did you know, that with 10–10–220 you can get all your long distance calls up to 20 minutes for only 99¢? And that it's only 10¢ a minute for every minute after that?

URGENT SUPPORT REQUEST: three of my friends were assaulted by transphobes on their way home from a TDOR event in NYC and are currently hospitalized w head trauma + injuries — pls RT, send emergency funds for time off work/recovery if yr able, DM if yr in the city and can help 🫂

Why stop there? Wipe Microsoft products from your computer and install Linux.