I stand with Leela

FUCK DONALD TRUMP! 🖕🖕 FUCK DONALD TRUMP! #FUCKDONALDTRUMP

Is it so much to ask to live in a place where heavy rain happens when I’m home at night and it’s 68 and sunny whenever I want to go out

Why is my left eye non stop watering

Every once in a while, I like to watch this video clip of Joe Biden comforting a grieving Parkland family to remind myself what compassionate leadership looks like. This is the stuff I truly miss.

How can you believe in a god when brown cows don’t make chocolate milk.

Dude, all you had to do was keep it in your pants. How fucking pathetic.

πνεῦμα

“You are the worst thing to happen to me” seems a bit harsh, maybe “worst thing to happen this week”

Afroman kinda kicks ass.

I might fall in love if you are nice to me. Please forgive.

Doki Doki Literature Club is a widely celebrated piece of videogame art, discusses deeply difficult topics in sincere and meaningful ways, and Google Play needs to revert the removal of the game immediately.

All this technology and I can’t live in a cloud yet, what are we doing?!

I have a strange feeling that you will be so proud of your little girl. Keep being awesome, my friend.

Can we split millennials between those who grew up with Harry Potter and those who don’t give a single fuck?

Let’s see Trump hit a 3 pointer. Or just anything besides bitching about people who slight him and starting wars.

the snail do be having good ideas tho

I have too much to share instead of giving up.

How are all of our representatives not doing a god damn thing to prevent this?

Outside of the threat, I feel for the men and women who are being told to carry it out.

I think the amount of scam dm’s I get means I’ve made it in the world of social media. Fuck.

Butthole Surfers

Test: Fortune

What’s the point of a congress if they don’t do a damn thing ever. Like name one positive bill in the last decade+ that wasn’t ACA or CHIPS. Seriously. One bill that pushed forward in policy and wasn’t just funding various agencies under executive control.

I didn’t think the new Mario movie was bad, but I can see how people who didn’t grow up with Nintendo it would be confused and bored. It was such a nostalgia trip, seeing all the characters, the music. Yoshi was also very well done. Unless you are a kid, then you don’t give a fuck and have fun.

Virtue signal with no virtue.

Have you ever gotten a fortune cookie that reveals a truth about yourself that you have neglected and you just get so pissed off that a cookie is smarter than you?

Why can't I have the kind of anxiety that makes me clean my house instead of the kind that makes me scared of going out with my friends

Anxiety strat: focus on something else making you anxious and get confused

Ya’ll ever blink and hear it? I’m not high. Promise.

GOP - Gleefully Oppressed Persons

lmao

Miss when musicians really went all out on the government. SOAD “B.Y.O.B.” is exactly as pertinent as it was a decade ago.

Just cut me open and tell me what’s wrong. Please.

I live for you, but I’m not alive.

“I AM PLEASE TO REPORT…” - President of the USA. Holy shit, we really fucked up.

It’s late, but I need you to know that you have been such a wonderful friend. I will love you forever. Thank you for changing my life and your sacrifice for me. I didn’t deserve it, but you did anyway. You are so fucking cool.

If you spot ICE agents at an airport in the coming days, I want to hear from you. Reach me via Signal at marisakabas.04

The sad bit is that he will enjoy his days being praised by his sycophants until it’s over and will never actually see how much he did to destroy a country or even have to deal with it. History books saying how much he fucked up will never be seen by him. So we gotta be loud now, so he knows.

In honor of Mr. Rogers’ birthday, here’s your regularly scheduled reminder that the quote of his you keep sharing, that in times of crisis we should look for the helpers, was for his audience of children. We’re adults now. We’re supposed to *be* the helpers.

“i’ve pasta point of no return” - me, when i’ve had too much pasta

Vote for me because I can’t take bribes because I never leave my home.

The only way to beat a bully is to stand up.

On my deathbed: “I’ll do my best! Andross won’t have his way with me!”

The slow and steady flow of becoming worse and worse as a country… started with boats, then a smaller island country, now middle eastern country (that was in a treaty that was pulled out of by the US and also has been said to be weeks away from nuclear weapons for 20 years)…

“…quiet handshake with carbon monoxide…”

We are accidents waiting to happen.

Alysa Liu is my super hero

Fade out again

Bought gas Saturday morning. Today it is 50c higher. It’s the absolute least of what our government has done in the past.. 3 months?! But I hope it wakes some more people up.