Graham comes home from boardgaming and sees me: “why do you have a plastic bag on your head”

Graham @ the eldest: “don’t try to kick your brother down the stairs” Savages.

I received this from the incomparable @sheenalouisef.bsky.social. I love the art & and stickers, but the evidence bag made me giggle because I used to work in the criminal justice system. Can't wait to read the book!

4 y.o called the 2 y.o a turd. They’re not that dissimilar to their parents.

Graham: “why are you licking my eyebrow?”

Graham: “The eldest enjoyed the music video of Bones by Imagine Dragons” Me: “I thought she was afraid of zombies?” Gray: “Dancing ones are apparently fine”

My precious!….18th century posy ring “My love to thee shall constant be” #antique #posyring

My 18th century posy ring has arrived!

Graham: “Did you know your friend Steven before uni in Poland” Me: “Nah. Have I told you about how that friendship began?” Gray: “No?” (Pt.1)

@jangodfrey.bsky.social I am really enjoying Dessert in a Can. Actually feeling mad buzzed😂 Graham liked it too

Graham @ me: “Do I have childbearing hips?” -the best reply to this obvious trap gets a book.

Norwegian news in a nutshell: “AM vs PM is hard”-edition Translation in alt.

Me @ Graham: “Am I smarter or prettier?” Gray: “that’s a trick question. You’re both” Me: “which one am I a *bit* more of?” Gray: “This is a trap” Me: “I would never trap you” Gray: 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Graham and I have been together for so long that I’m now able to catch him the moment he realizes he’s about to say something well-meaning that will inadvertently come out semi-rude (1)

Heading into town to mail off 2 book parcels. Will also look for some nicer stationery (I got a Finnish penpal)

Norwegian local news pt. 2: 🐄🐄🐄 -translation in alt

Might have placed an order for the first posy ring to join my collection of sentimental antiques.

The books I handed Graham to get signed at @cymerafestival.co.uk included a wee pile of @stephengrahamjones.com & a @sunyidean.com ❤️ #booksky

Graham enjoyed @cymerafestival.co.uk & decided to pick up a few books for me as a surprise as well ❤️ (part 1 of 2) #booksky

Graham should have landed after his trip to Edinburgh. First thing he sees will be this super important question. There will be consequences if his answer doesn’t amuse me.

@stephengrahamjones.com absolutely thrilled to have almost met you as well 😂 hopefully next time, ey?

Sitting here prepping a copy of an 80s horror book to be shipped to a Norwegian celeb and amused by the whole thing.

Bought a couple of ghost figurines yesterday. Bought an antique Devil pin today.

I’d forgotten how nice summer rain is. It’s 3 AM, the window is open and I’m enjoying the sound of the droplets and the fact that there just enough wind to rustle the leaves.

Graham is heading over to Cymera and I’m not (boo!) -but I am sending along a few @stephengrahamjones.com books to hopefully get signed (yay!)

The latest addition to my wee collection of antiques is clingy like me😜 -a silver ring with an ivy pattern Currently eyeing posy rings

Whenever I feel a day is a bit crap I watch a specific arrest on YouTube and I feel miles better. An absolute shame that no one has added English subtitles because it’s golden. 10/10 on the scale of being drunk in this region youtu.be/CM8EY4RWAbU?...

Meeting up with my mom tomorrow. Might have a look in our town’s local newspaper for even more “can’t believe this warranted a headline”

Norwegian local news in a nutshell (translation in alt)

Got this stuck on my brain 🧙‍♀️ youtu.be/2ZhbJcjJeNw?...

I dreamt we got a kitten. I woke up sorely disappointed

The eldest was sulking and I asked Graham what was up: Gray: “She’s annoyed I’m not making her hot chocolate” Gray: “She claims her mouth is cold”

Felt like annoying Graham today; said I can’t tell the difference between a British and American accent.

@haileypiperfights.bsky.social spotted in a bookstore in Norway earlier today

Samesies, #SookieTheFarmCat #catsky

A June-giveaway over on IG. Physical copies of @yvettetan.bsky.social’s books are not the easiest to get a hold of in the west but this one is up for grabs. #booksky #horrorbooks #filipinohorrorbooks

Looks at this absolute wreck #SookieTheFarmCat #catsky

My eldest refers to fried egg (her current go-to supper) as “flat egg”

Current ear worm:

Definitely well into allergy season. Graham is sneezing in his office and I’m doing the same in the living room

Graham: “I was not expecting you to hiss at me through the keyhole”

Me @ Graham: “Do you like Violent Femmes?” Graham: “No” Me: “Why not?” Graham: “…I don’t violent anything” Me: “it’s a band..”

@ Graham: “can you get me a pet volcano?”

you cannot support his work in any way anymore

Happy May 17th to those who celebrate 🎉 🇳🇴

2 y.o decided to climb the cat tree today 😖

I won’t be watching Eurovision this year either but still got this stuck on my brain: youtu.be/MasllzWk_bQ?...

Early on in our relationship I gifted Graham terrible drunk poetry as a joke. He’s unironically listed that as one of the most romantic things I’ve done for him and I’m feeling kinda bad 😂

Graham: “you swear quite a lot tbh” Me: “more than the average person?” Graham: “Yup”

Teef #SookieTheFarmCat #catsky