Couldn't say it better myself.

Good morning Bluesky. This is the most corrupt, transactional, and selfish, and need I say it, incestutuous, regime in US history. That is saying a lot. Wow.

Pew pew Ribbit

"She said she repeatedly told the agents she’s a U.S. citizen. “I just kept repeating it — I’m a U.S.-born citizen. I was born and raised here. This is my home. My baby’s waiting for me...” She screamed “Leave me alone...” www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Merry Christmas

Lily Munster is over 400 years old. If she kills one person a week to sustain her insatiable bloodlust that means she has a body count exceeding 20,000.

Contrary to popular belief, the Venezuela tensions are not about oil. Maduro actually offered a very generous agreement to give oil rights to the US in exchange for the US to back off. This was not accepted, because what the US really wants is Monroe Doctrine 2.0 & Maduro is simply not aligned.

„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences. It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.

Oh hi there if you don’t think it’s pedophilia to have sex with a 15-year-old and you’re an adult, congratulations! You’re a pedophile.

People ask if you open two fortune cookies which fortune counts? The answer is you can use both for combo attacks.

What better way to celebrate your birthday then doing a marathon! Had to walk a few miles, but it still counts!

While setting up our Christmas lights a bee decided to enjoy my coffee. 🐝 ☕️ 🎄

This woman is a monster. dailyboulder.com/pam-bondi-co...

The Pedo-Protector Prez ordered a brand new distraction & the Dept. of War (actually the Dept. of Defense: a mini-distraction within a distraction, no extra charge!) is delivering by expanding our ongoing unlawful policy of randomly bombing the tiny boats of fishermen with no due process whatsoever.

The Epstein files are a lot like the northern lights. I haven’t seen them, but I’d sure like to.

“Hello. I’m sorry but we had to come into town for the census and my baby hasn’t had food in two days… hello?”

Hey, remember that time “Game of Thrones” when Jon Snow fought a unicorn? Me either, anyway release the Epstein files.

Made you look

CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @mluckovichajc)

Sandwich guy not guilty! 🎉

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Imperial senator: "If you're doing nothing wrong, what is there to fear?" Mon Mothma: “I'm fearing your definition of wrong.”

Chicagoland going for MVP: “This is beyond anyone’s wildest imagination in the best possible way,” Khan said. “It’s overwhelmingly amazing, and we just want to make sure we get food to people who need it the most.” www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/e...

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My friend said I looked like a lumberjack in the shirt so I had to take this photo.

Happy Halloween everyone!

The ultimate group Halloween costume is to go as the Hapsburgs.

See the difference? 👀 #NoKings

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I do… I did….

Ryan Walters would instruct people to put disabled children’s requests at the bottom of the pile because they are “too hard to deal with”. I hope tomorrow morning Ryan Walters cut himself shaving, and upon inspecting the injury, discovers a nest of spiders emerging from his chin. 

muppetized works of art: thread

All to cover up the Epstein files.

Dang it. What I really needed was a knife.

“There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I'm late. I was looking everywhere for you". - Howl, “Howl’s moving Castle” What’s your favorite Studio Ghibli film?

*korok noises intensify*

“No coin issued may bear the image of a living former or current President,” federal law − 31 U.S. Code 5112 His presidency relies on people having zero idea about how this country is supposed to operate. There’s a solution to this problem if Trump wants on a coin...