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These two 2000 print ads were not intended to be placed together. If they are, they inadvertently seem to tell a grim story of a person who played Mario Golf as a solace from an unsuccessful love life, only to get addicted to the game and starve.

I think it was the showrunner of Gravity Falls who said the greatest sins of the internet happened when you started treating fictional characters as real people, and real people as fictional characters

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Media moved on because for one hour Trump pinky-swore he was going to do his genocide in a nicer way, and every day since the people in Minnesota are showing us it looks like a war zone

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Smitten Man Can’t Believe Woman He’s On Date With Also Into The Beatles https://theonion.com/smitten-man-can-t-believe-woman-he-s-on-date-with-also-1819574493/

After the toilet paper panic during quarantine, spending $30 to install a bidet on your toilet should be the norm.

Boo is an incredible designer (and one of my best friends) who could really use your support. This is the worst time in history to be replacing a pc and anyone put in this position needs all the support they can get!! The world deserves a Boo who can comfortably do beautiful work for years to come!!

Well... now they kinda want to actually hear it, I'd bet. Literally trying to side-step that they are gaslighting, victim-blaming, and ultimately covering up attempted murder. That's not gonna play well in the press.

Then put a number on it for me to call in case I have further questions. Called it - they are told to disconnect calls with me immediately. Guess what they never asked for? A COPY OF THE VOICEMAIL.

UPDATE on AdventHealth / AdventHealth Orlando / Life at AdventHealth: sent me certified mail that basically said "that never happened" about the factt hat someone called me and left a death threat for a voicemail.

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Statement from the entire Minneapolis City Council in support of a General Strike and Day of Truth & Freedom on January 23rd.

Seriously, @people.com has been meeting the moment better than 90% of publications with direct reporting and crystal clear headlines. This is a good way for the low-information voters who are usually detached from the news cycle to get turned around.

The head of Trump DOJ's Civil Rights Division boosts prediction markets placing 36% odds she'll be able to prosecute Don Lemon for his journalism, after a federal magistrate judge found no probable cause of a crime.

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Forest creatures isn't on vinyl, but if you liked the drums even a little bit, you'll wanna get one of these before they're all gone. DO IT!

My friend makes amazing records and you should definitely listen to them!

Ive been quite happy with my art recently but still have alot to learn. Also been very impressed with your art especially the jucika stuff, you really nail the style perfectly!

They're SO close to the finish line, and every little bit helps. If everyone following me donated just $2, they'd meet their goal!

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As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

Japanese Monk Racks Brain For Haiku That Will Knock Them On Their Asses https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/

Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would

HOLY SHIT. They found the genes for fibromyalgia - and it's *not* autoimmune, it's the central nervous system. It's very cool to see some progress made on the thing that's ruined my life since late teenage years!

Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.

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I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic

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In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.

it’s so blatant how obvious this setup grift is