"I'm sure it's nothing," she said about Very Much Something.

fuck marry kill: the way, the truth, the light

i think i'm starting to believe that war really *is* peace. chat am i unraw?

broke: crab rave woke: Faraday waves

*sitting at the mouth of an alley, holding out an empty thumb drive* please,, i need low-background jpegs ..... please, for science

even a cat may cuck a king

i have enough hatred for the game and the player, champ

did i just read someone on reddit call a church a "metaphysical store???" unalive me now please

masquerade violation? that's a paddlin'.

would "your words have removed oxygen from the air and provided nothing of value in return" be a cold thing to say to someone?

"i'm in the closet" bro ur in the basement of the cleaning service get the fuck out of there

yesterday felt like sunday and now i have a morrissey song stuck in my head about it

who decided to call these "cheese knives" instead of cheesels?

nietzsche: vell, god is dead, ja? me: ja, depending on what i deicide to do. nietzsche: ...

"the republican candidate spoiled the independent candidate" is such a wild take i love how diseased people's brains are

if you can't handle me at my green manalishi, you don't deserve me at my three-pronged crown

dawg i literally don't understand why anyone would step over a line in the sand. the person who drew it is already holding a stick, liek???

i just walked past a dude whose cologne smelled like the skunkor he-man figure i had as a kid

todo: write a code analysis plug-in that pastes an ascii-art image of yoda after every todo comment

13 inches of hell

stubbing your toe and stepping in cat puke, name a more iconic duo

free speech for some, speech-free for most!

sorry to all the enm-enjoyers, i love that for you, i love that you're having fun and enjoying life, but the word "compersion" makes me sick up a bit

the award-winning author of one of my favorite series of lesbian fantasy novels is on the tl asking about someone named bigolas dickolas wolfwood, and i think that's beautiful

high elf big-tiddy goth girlfriend / dirtbag goth punk orc boyfriend

back on my bullshit

pistachio "bread"

fucking the emergent-behavior machine for more emergent behavior

4 Chan 8 Chan Leonard Bernstein

Goody Proctor haþ Mudd of Þee Butte, Your Honour

the climes they are a-changin'

Qlorxbu: ah, yes, i have gleaned from context that something your people seem to value so much could only be the word that you use to refer to your currency. tell me, how many concubines can be purchased with this "decorum?" me: ah... i think i see where the confusion arises

dadzilla vs mothera is this anything

stairway: to heaven❌ highway: to hell❌ midnight train: goes anywhere✔️ FACT: trains are the superior transport option

me in 2035: god, can you even believe that just two short decades ago, trump hadn't even been president once yet barack obama, huddled next to me at the lament-fire: let alone having been declared necroemperor me: right? this too shall pass

damon albarn r u ok. if ur still sick of making gorillaz albums we can find another way to get u sum money. damon r u chained to a rock right now. how many times has your liver been plucked out today. damon do u need assistance

btw charlie kirk's brand of punditry *was* political violence. if there's no room for violence in our politics then there was no room for charlie kirk in our politics

24 years ago today i was at work in an office, watching some buildings fall over on live tv, and thinking "damn, ain't that some shit" reader, it turns out that it was some shit

"it's time to make sure the right isn't too pissed" ma'am the right gets angry when there's colorful chalk on the ground just how much appeasement are you trying to sign up for?

Qlorxbu: ok, so, there were generations of racism and sexism and ableism and so on? me: yeah Q: and then there was finally enough backlash to all of this to start changing things? me: yeah Q: and then there was a revanchist backlash to the backlash? me: yeah Q: and then a backlash to that backlash?

stagger, all through life, backwards this has been a poppy post

Age Gap (Problematic)

giving myself a stick-n-poke tattoo of the recipe to synthesize estrogen so that after the apocalypse my corpse can be flayed and my skin can become the macguffin that saves all my sisters after a harrowing yet ultimately successful ordeal

that's not very clocky of u, sis

you guys i think they're saying "chicky nandos"

truly, you can't go home again

i would simply not ziggy the piggy

cautiously considering this a yes