It's not Christmas if you don't put this on as you stare into oblivion in the dark at a glowing computer screen at 1:30 AM in the morning, wondering where it all went wrong. www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3kP...

Happy Lexis December to Remember Sales Event with a promotional 0% APR rate for 60 months to those who qualify!

Watched this on my iPhone, just like Nolan intended

Disney pin trading drama is my current favorite drama and I will be taking no further questions

just realized @nebula.tv has a ton of stuff from @rifftrax.com and there goes the rest of my weekend

don’t call it a W2, just call it a paycheck wrapped

Become ungovernable

my favorite part of riding amtrak is when the conductor says “it’s amtrakin’ time” and then proceeds to “We are experiencing delays. Thank you for your patience.”

Oh boy! A new hero shooter!

Saw the End of Evangelion re-release back in 2024; was not expecting the visceral reactions to the hospital scene

I don’t know what yall are talking about the reveals being disappointing last night at the game awards. I was shocked that Geoff admitted to fucking miss piggy - talk about an exclusive world premiere!

i stg for the last time, I don’t have feelings for Kristi North!

now live co-streaming @thegameawards.com! complete with cringe, bubbly, and games on both sides! twitch.tv/bestfriendharrison

Going live at 7:15ish because I need to get the bubbly (mountain dew)

Watch a movie you last saw 15 years ago and either really loved or totally couldn’t get into, and see what happens now. The movie is the same, obviously, but you’re different, and what comes up might really surprise you.

the nice part about anxiety is that you’re never really alone (the curse of faux pas pasts’ will follow you forever)

I remember when this was hailed as the future of media creation Yeah, that, uh, didn’t age quite so well

what’s more cringe than the game awards? the secondhand cringe you’ll get from the 3rd annual Harrison x @thegameawards.com bingo co-stream Thursday (12/11) 7 PM to whenever geoff decides that we’ve had enough WORLD PREMIERES

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

waiter waiter please may I have another 10 hour weather channel vaporwave video at your earliest convenience

Falling to my knees as I just found out that the guys who directed Final Destination: Bloodlines also did the 2019 DCOM Kim Possible movie

the only thing i miss from tiktok is the furry who would stitch inane posts from the date right stuff guy and do nothing but talk about FNAF

They should do MyChart Wrapped

i stg I will make it my life mission to find out who left snoopy in the vestibule

on my hot girl shit again (spiraling because i convinced myself that everyone hates me for being a stupid bitch)

No Players Online - the full version of the viral abandoned online FPS horror game - is back on Steam. 🎉 The game was falsely removed weeks ago, just after launching, which has severely impacted the studio's survivability. Please spread the word, and support it! ❤️ (No Players Online Steam page)

the first four episodes of stranger things 5 took out all the charming aggressive pointing and replaced it with aggressive expositioning and then dropping it because another character needs to explain something only to have it dropped again

simple rule: four favorites 💚

thinking of her today

we can add over the garden wall to that list as well

ELPHABA and GLINDA will return SUMMER 2027 in SINNERS 2

the only good thing that came from the Star Wars hotel were the four-hour YouTube video essays that came from it

You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Charlie Brown, and I won't have it!

WE’LL CARRRRRY ONNNN WE’LL CARRRRRY ONNNNNN / AND THOUGH YOU’RE DEAD AND GONE, BELIEVE ME / YOUR MEMORY WILL CARRY ON, YOU’LL CARRY ON

the nice part about anxiety is that you’re never really alone (the curse of faux pas pasts’ will follow you forever)

God the Chair Company has such impressively rancid vibes, it just posits this world where everyone is not only an asshole but an asshole for no reason and in ways that are inexplicable, it's this distilled social anxiety hell where everyone has inscrutable motives and a hair trigger

most people want, above all else, power over their own lives. the ability to live a life where they can choose their occupation, choose whether or not to have kids, whether to live in a city vs the country, etc. rich people have achieved that. and now they want that power over OTHER people's lives

Repost with an iconic fictional band

Harrison, age 32, passed their exam today. Sending condolences to their sworn enemies during this time.

I've got a certification exam in an hour, which means I'm breathing a sigh of relief I'm or lamenting the loss of $400 dollars. pls send good vibes

Convention mystery box vendors:

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself spam going live on twitch posts

The cure to the male loneliness epidemic that everyone’s ignoring is to bring back Rock Band for the Xbox - not this woke ass Fortnite Festival Society yearns for a time when plastic instruments and WaveGroup covers rules supreme

Geoff after you paid $1000 dollars to watch him shill AI gacha slop for three hours

I forgot I changed my twitch name and never told anyone - it’s like putting up a “under new management” sign but it’s just the same dumb manager with the same dumb product

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

you can tell when a mf has never worked in retail or food service before

me: i need to save money also me: i bought the stupid arc raider game