I secured a baddie who wants to hold my hand LETS FUCKING GO

I have never met a group of messier people in my life this is a certified yippee moment

I deserve love I deserve to be loved I deserve to love myself I deserve to be happy I deserve to have friends I deserve to not blame myself for my disabilities, I deserve to treat myself like a human

Only 1 sprite and 4 CGs left to draw

Victory in death

If you don’t live right The bone man may come for you on this Mardi Gras day

Gave a cyber truck driver a thumbs down and they beeped at me, didn't know they had such an ugly sounding horn, sounded like a really old computer speaker playing a duck quack

Caught a guy peeing on my cybertruck. You're wasting your time idiot, it was already covered in piss from all the other people who did that today

we were dissatisfied with the lack of realism in sex games out there, which lead to developing our own, wherein at least half of your sexual encounters will have an episode of Family Guy or American Dad playing in the background that neither of you are paying attention to, but will also not turn off

A creature with heavy karmic debt sacrificing it's stomach to a vindictive and spiteful lord

Wealth inequality BAD

Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon

Where is my money @irs I would like my return now please

I have a playlist for Russian ASMR and Magik as the cover for it

I am unfortunately an insane person

Melanie Lynskey is a baddie

I need an artist friend

i used the one in my skull

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Tricked scientists in Canada into jacking me off again

The Devil saw me with my head down & thought he’d won.. ..Until I started pissing 😈

I go punk inCyber V until 2077

I love seeing random streamers I don't watch (Northernlion) clipped saying some of the most insightful shit. Giving up because something is annoying makes it harder to look at yourself but it also makes it easier to give up again. Discipline is a muscle. all said about an enemy in a video game lol

She kazooies tooie my banjo until I nut and bolt

This life is a chaotic drift & I love it and hate it all in the same breath. I’m not saying this because the Jets are winning either.

Whenever I sleep for more than 5 hours I feel the piercing gaze of my African ancestors. The teeth sucking is loud enough to split the heavens.

& that’s on the dead locs

I never go by Chris because Chris crossed applesauce & I would honestly never do that to the homie

Women be like “What if we kissed?” What if we strapped you into the containment apparatus in complete solitude? What then?

Call me Vivaldi how these medical bills got me Baroque

She kazooie on my banjo until I guh huh

Oh my hand and knees

Breaking: Democratic Senators agree to come together and perform a heartfelt rendition of Imagine.

Okay mb mb Look everyone we found themlarious. Ha/ha

Non binary gamer

Stab nazi, slice nazi, bash nazi, crush nazi, burn nazi, electrocute nazi, freeze nazi, corrode nazi, flay nazi, kill nazi.

Biggest L is learning 2 of my friends were talking the most shit behind my back Biggest W is learning 3 defended my honor

Alexa how do I kill my baby self

Very close to killing myself in Fortnite

Me: man I hope there's a cheap no drawback mult joker in the next shop The ever helpful Gros Michel:

15: *Chime Noises*

Made the unfortunate mistake of sharing a negative opinion on a multi-billion dollar company.