If you say “Heard. 86. Work Wife. Behind. Freezer. Smoke Break” in that order you activate your 10+ year line cooks like Winter Soldier & they fight to the death.

In 12 months I have lost both of my grandparents and now my dog. Try to tell myself “you’re being tested” or “Painful, tough things make you into a man” but I am holding on by a thin thread folks.

Lemon lavender iced coffee got me actin downright uncouth.

Call me Vivaldi how these medical bills got me Baroque

Women be like “What if we kissed?” What if we strapped you into the containment apparatus in complete solitude? What then?

I never go by Chris because Chris crossed applesauce & I would honestly never do that to the homie

Whenever I sleep for more than 5 hours I feel the piercing gaze of my African ancestors. The teeth sucking is loud enough to split the heavens.

This life is a chaotic drift & I love it and hate it all in the same breath. I’m not saying this because the Jets are winning either.

100% success rate on 6 impossible missions & ya’ll don’t think Tom Cruise would kill it as Martin Luther King Jr in a biopic? Get real.

The Jets need to win today. I need this win. Cataclysmic consequences could follow a loss.

This guy really loves Christmas! (I don’t)

I like it when women

I try to go through life practicing forgiveness & giving people grace despite it all. Practicing patience because we’re all incredibly flawed humans and we make mistakes from time to time. It is divine comedy that I’m a fan of the NY Jets.

Concerning lack of empathy in society confuses me to the point of mental desperation.

The Devil saw me with my head down & thought he’d won.. ..Until I started pissing 😈

I grew up in Compton & it makes you very aware of death and the fragility of human life. Things that are frightening to most become things that you just have to deal w/ and that’s that. With that being said, white ppl still scary as fuck

Beethoven could simply never

If the mac touching the yams is a crime then lock me up like the sick freak that I am!

Ben Franklin would have loved a thicc leopard print gf

Don’t abandon your art/music/game/whatever just because you found someone already had the same idea. A creative work is rarely unique because of the first idea, it’s unique by the end because of the hundreds of ideas that spawn from that first one.

“Hey Drake, K Dot said you a pedo with a sex trafficking ring & you don’t love your son on a song that got 1 million streams on Spotify!” 🧔🏽‍♂️ “It do NOT got 1 million streams on Spotify 😡”

The Sisyphean task of not crying in the clerb

My love for fishing has lead me to places I wouldn’t even go with a gun

One time a woman asked me “do it make a thud sound” after seeing me at Barnes & Nobles in grey sweats & I cried

AirPod*

If I ain’t have to bang Crip I would really fw ladybugs 😔💯

hello world!

Van Gogh would’ve loved AirPods

I’m like Orpheus if he was shy and hung with awkward rizz

Is this a safe space to say nigga?

She Stravinsky on my Scherzo it’s fantastique