I drew a forg

I DIDN’T REALIZE THIS GUY WAS ANIMATED

cheeburbr

My stupid foobaw team lost the big foobaw 😔

sorry!! cant go im dead ☠️☠️☠️ #art #drawing #social #opossum #nope

Quarter in the jar Reb :3 Gympost as much as you want, live your best life homie 🩵

I am so incredibly cringe that there will be zero surprises here

The thing is, a cell phone doesn’t actually hurt a fascist at all.

Part of the fun of JD Vance getting up there and saying how it was self-defense against a domestic terrorist attacking using a car is he is the only guy to not know that two days later his boss will say "the broad was too lippy and deserved it"

She had stuffed animals in her glove box.

Democratic Senator Jack Reed says of Venezuela operation: " This was an incredible demonstration of the courage, competence, and skill of our military forces, and their bravery." "This was a tough mission and they did it brilliantly. So thank you."

we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind

Obsessed with this juxtaposition

Processed three life-changing diagnoses and two major surgeries, helped my family through a significant loss, spent several weeks with the love of my life, moved twice. 2025 was four centuries long. 🫠

Yeah me too, Gävlebocken.

This emote fucking rocks commission Astral RIGHT NOW

Would you believe me if I told you Mark Cuban didn’t want a peer reviewed answer to his question from the top medical journal

@mcuban.bsky.social give me a million dollars

Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.

This design sucks so fucking bad that I need everyone to see it. Putting aside the obvious alternative applications, even using this thing exactly as intended is so insanely hazardous. You’re tenderizing meat with the flat side and your hand slips? Congrats! Now you’re bleeding!

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

YOU DESERVE EVERY HOT WIFE I WUV U!!

its so funny we finally have a governor and a mayor that don't hate each other and its these two

Please share and help if you can ❤️ Cheesy is a wonderful and kind soul and has always been ready to help our community whenever they could, now they need that kindness in return

"The War Crime Profiteer Says War Crimes are A-OK" yeah man I bet hey can you hold this dynamite for me rq

like watching a concert pianist play the flight of the bumblebee. Nobody says they're not gonna do shit quite like chuck schumer. watch the master at work:

Hello everyone, our apartment managers surprised us with a building inspection on Thursday, so some poor apartment manager is going to have to hear me me saying "chat help I'm so scared I'm gonna piss" while talking to the gay people in my computer for charity. Let's hope they dont jumpscared me

I feel like one of the most underrated explanations for what's happening right now in global politics is that almost everyone has lost their minds.

"successful artists with millions of listeners can’t afford to take a vacation, a break, or pay rent. Lily Allen says she makes more money selling pics of her feet on OnlyFans than she does from Spotify royalties. Meanwhile, Spotify just raked in nearly $700 million in quarterly profits" Just do it

i'm shopping for a new dog ramp for the couch and i am obsessed with this diva

On @allinwithchris.bsky.social Gov Kathy Hochul responds to Rep Elise Stefanik’s repeated assertions that Zohran Mamdani is a “jihadist”: “She’s full of shit.”

I love nonbinary people!!! So much!!

If you say you are trans, you are. You do not need medical intervention of any kind to be a valid trans person. I chose hormones and surgery. You choose what is right for you. Celebrate outlr diversity as a community of trans people and tear down the gates that have been kept.

gonna go bleed out in the middle of the street anyone want anything

Proud to say that we are continuing our work towards disability justice by removing the spousal cap for couples where both partners are on PWD. As of December 1st, couples will receive the same disability benefit as two single individuals. This change will benefit thousands of households across BC.

My darling beautiful sweety @keitarin.bsky.social wants to help me recover from my upcoming back surgery and we would greatly appreciate your help getting her here 🫶 gofund.me/211ccdec

Pretty fucked that Tranq is perfectly covered by the shine on the left. Anyway, I feel like I’m seeing accounts in my friends’ bubbles that are directly my fault, sorry, love y’all! bubbel.blue if you wanna try it

If anyone is considering telling @aliona.bsky.social a *very* personal story and then hugging her while shaking violently, I do highly endorse doing so. Shoutout to people who are patient, cheerful, and kind in the face of ~me~ being ~the way that I am~

if you're ever Photoshopping your own face into the smoke of the Twin Towers, Adobe should have a pop-up that says "are you sure that whatever it is you're doing is a good idea"

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

Never ever EVER

Democrats are currently ahead in 63 (!!!) races in the Virginia House of Delegates. If this holds, it would be one of the largest state legislature swings in the last 4 years. Its an absolute bloodbath for anti-trans Republicans.