ICE deported a 5-year-old US citizen to Honduras, where she had never been, after holding her & her mother in a hotel room 80 miles from home for several days and not allowing them access to a lawyer www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Not a socialist on most days, but they're the ones who organized today's 1-year anniversary protest in Raleigh in Moore Square

Seven Dials is a good show actually, you just have to pretend that the protagonist is 12 years old and her murdered fiance is imaginary. Then her precociousness and general lack of care about his death clicks right into place, and it makes sense why her driving a car would be exciting.

Strong We-Are-Winning energy at today's bull city protest

This is better than any description of #gentrification I have ever seen. That term is generally so vague as to be useless, but the concept of filtering up makes the actual problem and solutions clearer.

Of all the ETF slop, I can’t believe this is the one that can’t get listed.

Merry Christmas!

Welcome welcome new customer! Here at your family friendly neighorborhood optometrist we'd like to be friends. In fact, we insist.

It's too late, it's over, you've already lost. I've already framed my issue as the well-baked kitchen-table hamburger buns, and yours as some sweaty dough balls that looks like they're sweating alien blood. What are Plato's forms but whispers in the shadow of my propaganda?

I'll be honest I'd fire me

Behold, one of my finest inventions—just in time for the holidays. 🌱🍽️🍜

The best part of cheesecake is that you can set it on fire and use that as heat source to bake something more edible

Consistent with ukrainian bonds etc., financial markets seem convinced at least a ceasefire is happenning. Imo the war can remain active longer than the regime gossipers can remain solvent.

I regret to announce that the piroshki have arisen again

So it's not just Trump and Bondi running interference for pedophiles. Bessent is a key part of the Epstein coverup. I plan to seek Senate approval of my bill to force the Treasury Department to release its Epstein file in the coming weeks because we need to keep on following the money.

EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.

Gotta laugh at $kyiv stock being up 7% on hopes of a "peace" plan which wouldn't bring peace and which has less chance of being enacted than Trump being elected president of Ukraine by the people of Ukraine in a free and fair election.

Great thread. "Abundance" talk stinks of "grow the pie instead of arguing over its currupt division." Even as a talking point it doesn't make sense. This is America, we already have abundance! The problem isn't lack of stuff, it's the division of that stuff.

New grand unified theory is that all my enemies are pedophiles working together to stay in power so they can keep fucking kids and calling me a snowflake with suicidal empathy for caring

Behold, my wealth is endless, just like your despair.

A homeslice of marble rye

The anti-trans stuff being pure reactionary dramatics in direct contradiction with conservative philosophy of small government and chesterton's fences might have consequences.

I am hearing that on his deathbed Andrew Cuomo received the light of democratic socialism and unhesitatingly sang the Internationale. Even now he looks down on Bushwick from the gardens of Astoria. Truly there is no god but DSA, and Zohran is his prophet!

House Republicans are hiding the Epstein files and running a Pedophile Protection Program. Meanwhile. They don’t give a damn about providing affordable healthcare to everyday Americans.

This will help you concenrate during meetings, they said. You'll be more productive, they said. Meanwhile I just left a staff meeting where I could have been fired for all I know.

This is another reason to donate $ instead of food to food banks. They're used to baby-sized cans of beans, which are a lot faster to open than organizing and opening the equivalent of a dozen grocery store bean cans.

I'm at the I-find-this-picture-funny stage of becoming the Joker

Taking time out of my vacation to join 100,000 of my closest buds to say we love USA not Trump at No Kings New York

Always fun to go to Restaurant Depot and get an acute case of micropsia. At first you feel like Jack in the land of giants, then you come home with a "small" stock pot and find you can bathe your dog in it.

The time of pizza has passed, the times of pide have arrived. Repent ye pizza supremacists, or despair.

This is my regular reminder to everyone that jstor is open to the general public now; a free account there will give you access to 100 papers a year.

When some young ambitious so-and-so schedules a meeting with me on a Friday at 4PM

Lmao, they've just gotten around to trying to bring back these research agencies last week. This is going to be a complete shit show.

Some things never get old, like toasting seeded bread and having the whole house smell of roasted seeds.

Europeans used to church bells and flags flown at half mast aren't familiar with our American traditions

What is food? What is art? He who eats, gets to fart A is loot, and B's a start

Not sure I've ever seen a more poignant form of trust fund syndrome than believing that the water comes from the tap. A giant faucet, and if you point guns at libs they'll turn the tap and that's how we get water.

Lol I was so excited to try the new oven I forgot the steam and ended up with two-tone bread. On the plus side, the oven must have a pretty good seal for the bread to have opened so well.

We must apply Trotsky's theory of uneven and combined development to Trump's brain.— www.unpopularfront.news/p/when-trump...

This show predates Amercian Idol by a year. I rest my case.

Wait i just got it, "Mad man" is how a drunk guy says "I'm an ad man."

TLDR

The people cry out with one voice, that they want more emails, from me. They are less vociferous about my line of custom, home-made, hand-crafted ball bearings. Alas.

You go to your house to relax, I retire to my abode to repose, we are not the same

So you had a heart attack, cheer up fella, at least no one is rummaging for solutions in your butthole

It says here that Andrew Cuomo has decide to commit suicide by riding the subway

Me, who once read a book in high school about a great federation and civilization devolving into nature due to elite myopia, looking at the US today: "anyone else getting Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth vibes, this is giving?"