A house is not a home without a German.

Thou shalt not wear a cross around your neck if you always do the opposite of what Jesus would do.

My giant hound when he attempts to join the small dog pack at the park.

Normal Tuesday night…

Enjoying the moment during our sold-out show at Madison Square Garden (7/12/25)

The Idle Handmade “Pleats & Thank You” Mini Backpacks are so close to done!

Rudy nailed it. 😃

Another beautiful Burbank morning.

History won’t praise Democrats for playing by the rules if it’s the reason we lose our country.

Untap, Upkeep, Draw: Mana-ia Magic the Gathering Pouches are a go. @magic.wizards.com #sewing #handmade #magicthegathering #magic

Does anyone else, NeurD (neurodivergent) or Normie, sometimes feel like that person who's not fully in the friend group and has therefore overstayed their welcome at the party except the party is the world?

I've been afraid to openly stand up to narcissistic abuse for fear of being labeled "manic." I've found a sanity counter-argument: "Okay. Let's say I'm manic. What are my presenting symptoms?" Because "I don't personally appreciate what you're saying" isn't diagnostic criteria. #bipolar #life

“Dobby only wants Harry Potter to get F***ed”

100 days of Halloween - 100 spooky watercolors #43 “Boo” #art #watercolor #painting #illustration Message me if you would like me to send you a Halloween card

Me: “I’m finally gonna sew a run of clothing! 7 sizes of pattern/color-block rompers, here I come!” Anathema: “Sure. Good luck with that.” (Romper/playsuit series coming soon. Provided she moves…) #sewingwithcats #accidentalasshole #romper #playsuit #whydoesithavetwonames

Netanyahu: “of course we didn’t kill Kirk, what do you think he was, a Palestinian children’s hospital??”

nothing good has ever come from a guy who builds a compound

THEY'RE ALIVE! "Frankentotes" are now available in the Idle Handmade online store. www.idlehandmade.com Two handmade tote bags sewn with a visible French seam. #sewing #sewinglove #handmade #frankenstein #totebag #handmadetote #imbadathashtags

This 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

RFK Jr was microwaved as a child

My social media anxiety has gotten a million times worse than any social anxiety, so I'm lowering the stakes: MY FAVORITE MEMES!! (PART 1)

Silver Lake Flea, DeBris, & Me Stop on by, Los Angeles! (Or www.idlehandmade.com)

It’s possible I packed this "makeup" case manic/psychotic in 2014… It all made sense at the time... Contents include: Ganesh incense stand, quartz heart, Mighty Boosh pins, monkey magnetic bookmarks, & Chococat band aids for the Hello Kitty gal on the go. #bipolar #endthestigma #mania #psychosis

I miss Early AI and it's unparalleled ability to generate the world's best crayon colors...

The Lane Baby Bowler: an Idle Handmade original design available now in 5 faux leather (vinyl) color variants! Compact yet somehow still spacious! Custom color requests welcome! Currently available colors: Holy Cow!, ROY, GBIV, Lime Green, & Deep Blue Sea www.idlehandmade.com/shop/p/lane-...

There's nothing holy about writing discrimination into the law.

This is indeed what they are going to do if we don’t stop them.

Baby Cerberus fiercely guarding the Gates of Heck.

what if we kissed at the clitterus

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because it happened.

We woke up like this.

My daughter’s writers bag she made and gifted me. Plenty of places for all your crap. Roll it up and you’re on the road…. @lilyidle.bsky.social

The mythical creature you never knew you needed: Merlock Holmes. Available now in the Idle Handmade Redbubble store! www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Me...

Baby’s First Craft Fair! Come visit the Idle Handmade stall at the So Cal Etsy Guild’s craft fair in the Burbank Town Center. Today and tomorrow only! Or find all the bags pictured here and more at www.idlehandmade.com

Living with 4 mental illnesses often feels like I'm mold trying to pass as food years passed my sell by date... #bipolar #ADHD #GAD #CPTSD

Shhh. Don’t tell her. The decoy fabric is working!

"Calculated Chaos" Coat I made. Hand quilted vinyl/faux-leather with black lining. Available now on IdleHandmade.com, along with similarly bizarre items!

CAN CONFIRM.

The "Disgruntled Bojack Horseman Nebula" seems more accurate. But I guess "Horsehead" is close enough...

strong independent blah blahs rise up

mmhmm mhmm totally oh wow that's crazy anyway who are you and where am I