I never remember my husband’s or daughter’s number because I only dial their “picture,” but I do know: My number My landline My childhood number from elementary school The number jingle for Empire Carpet Cleaning

I don’t understand why we need a “Columbus Day” when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isn’t theirs all year round.

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My favorite explanation of consent. For idiots. youtu.be/fGoWLWS4-kU?...

There’s no better sleep than the one after your spouse keeps you up ALL NIGHT with their snoring so they’re banished to the guest bedroom.

I think this was my introduction to TikTok. Still resonates.

It cannot be made clearer. If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

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We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

Encouraging all my Fragrance Friends to (if you haven’t already) ditch Fragrantica and start using Parfumo site/app. It has many of the same features, looks prettier and didn’t post a memorial statement for C.K.

Ready to leave the vet’s office after her booster shots. She is fully vaccinated because of woke.

Bedtime fragrance of the day:

RIP Jane Goodall.

So, does anyone know if Muse will ever tour the U.S.? youtube.com/watch?v=3dm_...

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Post a you from a different era

Ian McShane is 83 On how he came to be narrator on Grace Jones’ Slave To The Rhythm: ‘I was in a chip shop with my wife Gwen, & Trevor Horn came in, who I’d known forever. He said ‘Ian, what are you doing after supper?’ ‘Why?’ ‘Well, I need a voice & Orson Welles is dead.’ youtu.be/nAerTAjLpF0?...

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Yes I’m cultured. The culture:

Plot twist: we were all raptured and this is hell

Maybe the real rapture was the people we unfollowed along the way.

This is the way.

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. not a selfie.

"You can't groom a kid to be transgender - but you can groom a douchebag to think he's Christian. And Christian transphobia is yet another stark rejection of the words of Jesus." @johnfugelsang.bsky.social

Happy Batman Day!

New obsession: honey scented lotion from Bath and Body Works. The hand lotion won’t be enough to satisfy this hunger. I’ll be investing (‘cause they’re expensive as hell!) in the whole collection.

Started my Mando rewatch. I’d give anything to be watching this for the first time with The Hubs and The Kid.

Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses youtube.com/watch?v=bWXa...

Inside you are two wolves

Reading this on loop today.

Got birthday wishes from my fam (of course), but also from Star Wars, my Alma mater and AARP😖 #GenX

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life: 1. A chocolate cupcake from Gigi’s on my birthday 2. Kissing my puppy dog’s sweet noggin 3. Inside jokes with my hubs 4. Daily We Rate Dogs emails 5. Lipgloss

“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”

Tonight’s bedtime tee:

I’m always sending my daughter cool girl band recs for her and her girl band. This one got a BIG thumbs up. youtube.com/watch?v=nCvR...

If you see this, reskeet with a random picture of a celebrity from your phone

Think I’ll be rewatching the first 3 seasons of The Witcher in dishonor of the season 4 trailer.

My absolute favorite episode: youtube.com/watch?v=5ab4...

What I love about Princess Leia is her unwavering commitment to the Rebellion. She doesn't need to be convinced or guilted into action like Luke and Han. She is the true hero of Episode IV. #StarWars

Frog and Toad went for a walk. Toad did not trip over a rock. He did not bump into a tree. He did not fall in a hole. It turned out to be a very pleasant day after Toad's birthday.