Actual footage Ghislaine Maxwell with her new arrangements.

But yeah so sorry you feel that the girlie pops are too woke at work, New York Times. Please lmk in the comments what I missed. Like: my mental health in my teens & 20’s, the Rose Garden, etc

Brand new signage at the White House. Yay.

An abridged press briefing recap: the Democrats are at fault for everything bad and Donald Trump is to credit for everything good. @karolineleavitt - did I miss anything?

Not Karoline Leavitt telling federal employees that Trump cares about them missing a second paycheck and that democrats are taking away SNAP benefits while wearing an ugly $495 dress. (12,000 figure was MX pesos) THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT US

*alexa: play “No One Mourns the Wicked”*

You need a specific algorithm and a high screen time to get this. Shout out to Kayla Nicole & Toni Braxton for the inspo.

November 3 Press Briefing with @Karoline Leavitt

Another classy post by the White House media team.

Actual footage of Melania speaking with Kkkaroline. Same song, different triangle.

Actual footage of Usha and Erikkka finding the turning point of their friendship.

When life gives you a goatee… you go for the holy trinity of @realdanielstern @badbunnypr & @lin_manuel

Introducing: the people’s pop quiz with Isaiah Martin. Who should I have on the show next?

I accidentally became good at my job and it’s ruining my life. Jkjk - I love how this work is evolving. I have literally the best job. Fighting is a lot of work but but I am grateful that through these platforms I’m able to connect with people to know that I’m not alone.

you know things are bad when the only thing making you smile are the reports of successful non-violent heists.

Did I do this right? 🫶

October 24th Press Briefing with @Karoline Leavitt

Looks like Stephen Miller gave grandpa caps lock privileges again.

October 23 Press Briefing recap part 1 (full recap will be up shortly) This one breaks down the metaphor behind the look worn by the worst person you know’s favorite press secretary @karolineleavitt.

Haunted House, but make it MAGA. Actual footage.

October 22 Pre Press Briefing meeting with @karolineleavitt. Actual footage.

Kristi Noem talks about the two private jets she just got with tax payer dollars.

haunted house but it’s just Melania saying “Hooyah Navy”

haunted house but it’s JD Vance ASMR live from Ashley Furniture

haunted house but it’s just closeups of DJT eating a Big Mac

haunted house but it’s just a Jill Stein voter telling you how they were both just as bad

haunted house but it’s just politicians explaining why taking AIPAC money doesn’t mean they support g-cide

haunted house but it’s just Karoline Leavitt during all her stages of gender affirming care.

The person behind all of these Republican Group Chat leaks speaks. Any guesses?

I only had a few seconds to decide what to say to her so I chose this: thank you for being a lighthouse for women who don’t aspire to be humble. I don’t agree with her 100% on everything (🇵🇸) but she opened doors for future female leaders of color - and we will fight for everyone. 💙

Keeping our feet on their necks is v patriotic. 🫡✨ Please go out and vote for your local elections on or by November 4th!

If only they could find José Bíden. #kristinoem #karolineleavitt

Latinos for Billionaires™️ *support does not guarantee wealth or exemption from racial discrimination/deportation.

October 19 Press Briefing with #karolineleavitt #politicalcomedy

You come to me on the day of my peaceful protest and ask me if I want ICE????

Press Briefing meeting with Karoline Leavitt - October 17

MAGA Chat: Young Republicans Leaked Group Chat in Politico

Actual footage of @karolineleavitt replaying the Cheeto Overlord’s latest HR Violation

Actual footage of #melaniatrump calling Time Magazine today 

Kristi Noem’s new TSA video

​⁠#karolineleavitt 🎃

#kristinoem and her workout plan for the worst people in our country.

Actual footage from Melania’s speech about Putin and the children of Russia/Ukraine.

October 10 Press Briefing with @karolineleavitt

Better luck next time Donnie Jr Cheeseburger 🥺 #nobelpeaceprize

Can’t wait to see how our Peacemaker in Chief congratulates María Corina Machado. (my bet is drone strike)

Latinos keep winning over Trump on everything he can’t rig. Sucks to suck, Donnie. Nobel Peace Prize ✅ Super Bowl Halftime Show ✅ Being Attractive ✅

Actual footage of the worst person you know thinking this song is about “haters” when it’s just accountability.

October 7 Press Briefing with @Karoline Leavitt

@Karoline Leavitt records the outgoing voicemail greeting for the White House during the shutdown. What a wonderful day to learn about the Hatch Act.