Actual footage of #tulsigabbard resigning. I spared everybody the chewing sounds, but just imagine that’s what’s happening in the background.

Actual footage of #JeffBezos talking about Ai and taxing the wealthy.

You don’t have to be perfect but you do have to show up. Also - please vote.

No matter what is happening when you really pull it all back… ALL ROADS LEAD TO THE SOUTH. What a privilege it was to be amongst such an incredible civil rights activist in Montgomery today. I’m gonna be unpacking this for a long time, but for now: please vote. #AllRoadsSouth #FreedomSummer2026

Actual footage of #krisjenner coaching #spencerpratt #satire PLEASE DO NOT VOTE FOR THAT MAN

Spoiler alert: This isn’t about mechanics. I’m begging you to look past the theatrics and research #nithyaraman please.

It’s almost like there *is* a way to get things done quickly? Feels like it rhymes with craysism. Lmk?

Actual footage of Trump’s pool contractor finding out he doesn’t like their work.

#bumble is getting rid of the swipe feature! @bumble I’m sure nothing could go wrong here, diva.

Actual footage of #mitchmconnell addressing #petehegseth at the Senate Appropriations Committee hearing about their budget request for more war $$$.

Actual footage of the now deleted #jamescharles spirit airlines video.

Actual footage of #karolineleavitt crafting her Mother’s Day IG post with her assistant

Candace Owens’ sleep paralysis demons. (Featuring Erika Qwerk!!)

Meet the new face of progress: Geri Mander

#metgala mega villain outfit predictors

Are we about to buy Spirit Airlines? Let’s buy spirit.com

#erikakirk acting totally normal

Actual footage of #ErikaKirk having a completely normal conversation about the media, White House Corespondents, and America.

Actual footage of #LindseyGraham pushing for the $400 million tax payer dollars for the Golden Ballroom.

Actual footage of Ghislaine Maxwell talking to her lawyer about her Clemency chances.

Actual footage of #erikakirk workshopping new entrances. Lmk your fave?

Actual footage of Melania’s #bieberchella inspired prayers. 🙏

Actual footage of #PaulaWhite praying for Trump’s “friends”

Actual footage of #petehegseth getting a pep talk from his god mother.

Actual footage from Pete Hegseth’s Bible study

Wanna know what #doordash grandma delivered to McSundown?

April 7 Press Briefing with #karolineleavitt

Actual footage of #mitchmcconnell responding to questions about Iran on 4/4.

#mirandapriestly reads #KristiNoem to filth. Who should miranda talk to next?

#PamBondi fired 🤪

Actual footage of #pambondi after getting fired

#kristinoem seeks advice for her husband’s “double life”

Little phone tag with friends on #nokings

Actual footage of her watching the #druski sketch

I’m not a conspiracy theorist but I’ve gotten through security at ATL and JFK in under 10 minutes the last 24 hours. Now I’m at the airport three hours early? YOU CANNOT FOOL ME, BIG DUTY FREE. I *know* this is you. 😡

Actual footage of #kristinoem transferring her DHS powers to #MarkwayneMullin

Actual footage of the signage team making the plaques for soon to be confirmed DHS Secretary #markwaynemullin

March 17 Press Briefing with #KarolineLeavitt

White House Press Team Meeting March 16 with #KarolineLeavitt

Erika speaks to Club America in Arkansas with Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Hooyah Navy and Happy Women’s History Month (to those who celebrate) from #MelaniaTrump

McSundown called #KarolineLeavitt: Kellyanne Conway. Whoops!

#erikakirk addressing the cadets as the new advisor to the Air Force Academy

#joerogan finds fork in kitchen

Actual footage of #markwaynemullin being named.

Happy International Women’s Day to all the baddies who don’t support fascism 🥰🤪

Happy #internationalwomensday from #erikakirk. Sorry Nikki.

Actual footage of #KristiNoem embracing her promotion to the Shield of Americas.

Actual footage of #KristiNoem at her 3/3 Senate Hearing

TDLW: if you don’t care kids are dying, you are bad. #marachel we love you. 🫶