Postdoc opportunity in muscle cell biology! You would not only be involved in an ambitious project but would also help develop cutting edge methods! Highly recommended! @robertseaborne.bsky.social

excellent news! Although, perhaps providing expectant women with REALLY OUTSTANDING FREE HEALTHCARE woukld have already been a good starting point.

Next thing I know, they'll resurrect the refrigerator mother theory

We are so AWESOME that we have TWO FACULTY POSITIONS this year! Come work with us, best department ever!!

Our department is hiring TWO tenure-track Assistant Professor positions! Join a fantastic group of biochemists, molecular, cell, and developmental biologists! www.stonybrook.edu/commcms/bioc...

Trump hyped a huge autism announcement for months then followed through today with a press conference where his brain leaked out of his ears for an hour while he couldn't pronounce "acetaminophen" and yelled "DON'T TAKE ASPIRIN" over and over. Congratulations, America.

Repeat after ME: P E M Is Not Fatigue PEM Is Not fatigue #PEM≠fatigue #MECFS #PwME #PEM www.nih.gov/news-events/... pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33071931/ pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37205352/

I tell you what, learn a little bit about cancer and people who think you can cure cancer with diet or supplements do look very silly. This is why cancer biologists have such a hard time not being snarky.

Training telephone

And no, it's not The Onion 🤬

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Pisconti-Armitage family has grown by two today! Meet twins Monsty and Buddy 😍

"A new Center-Right Think Tank Wants to Curb the Influence of Liberal Groups" There, I fixed it for you. You're Welcome.

The best way to find typos in your grant proposal is to press submit.

I wrote about the war on science and the psychological toll it's taking on me for Psychology Today. How It Feels to Be a Scientist in 2025 | Psychology Today www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/a-ne...

The fact that Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

RIP Robert Redford

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Thank you Javier Bardem ❤️🖤🤍💚

Isn't it amazing how many previously lost things one finds when looking for something else in the basement?

You know when you buy a bag of salad & it gets all brown & soggy? Cookies don’t do that

I guess it works for Nico too 🤣 @philip-armitage.bsky.social

NSF GRFP announcement was posted! Have not read the details to see if any changes from previous years... www.nsf.gov/funding/oppo...

Trying to import samples from collaborators in Norway and got this lovely message from my Proc office 😡

Why no one ever told me that clotted cream is essentially mascarpone?!

And that's how I know I am in England 😂

That's why when I had my difficult pregnancy + emotional breakdown from a recent tragedy + running low on funding, I temporarily shut down the lab rather than push through and risk my baby's health. It took me 2 yrs to recover from the shutdown and still not fully back on track, but child is fine 🙂

Check out this cool preprint led by @ccstorytime.bsky.social with snRNAseq data on 60,000 nuclei from human muscle-tendon tissue 4 h after exercise @myoblue.bsky.social

"Parents can't afford to pay, teachers can't afford to stay" Childcare in America is broken. Early childcare is not about making sure a child is safely watched while their parents are at work, it's about building the foundations to a better future for all. And it's broken.

Our 2026 PhD course is now open for registration🤩 @ismcopenhagen.bsky.social Copenhagen, 5-7 October 2026 Musculoskeletal tissue regeneration – mechanisms and clinical perspectives Exciting topics and expert teachers - come join us! phdcourses.ku.dk/DetailKursus...

Ah, the Swedes, always ahead of everyone! 😄👏🇸🇪

I saw a microbiologist today. Much bigger than I expected.

If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards you get "Gnihton Yletulosba", which means absolutely nothing

Poor Dorothy and poor Judy Garland 😞

Well, I'll be damned. It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up. newatlas.com/infectious-d...

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As Basil Fawlty said, let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.

A reminder about who this individual is

We are so AWESOME that we have TWO FACULTY POSITIONS this year! Come work with us, best department ever!!

🚨 Imagine a bacterium that refuses to follow the textbook: It grows as tangled filaments, divides unevenly, reshapes its own membranes… and even builds grappling hooks. Meet Litorilinea aerophila — and here’s why it blew our minds.

When everything’s a “master regulator,” is anything really? Dr. Robert Krauss (Icahn School of Medicine at Mount Sinai) makes the case for reclaiming precision in how we use the term—and why that matters for discovery. www.molbiolcell.org/doi/10.1091/... #ASCB #CellBiology

He's so ignorant, he hasn't even watched children's movies, like Night at the Museum (all of them)

This is interesting, I wonder if it's been trialled for #ME/CFS or if there's at least anecdotal evidence in #PwME? In the case of FM it is being recommended for non-restorative sleep, a symptom shared with ME/CFS @mecfsskeptic.bsky.social @openmedf.bsky.social @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social

Hey #biology #postdocs out there, are you worried about the academic job market in the current climate? Do not! We are hiring, and we are an absolutely AWESOME department! 🧪 Apply now: www.stonybrook.edu/commcms/bioc...

Hahaha, I love this photo of a snake nerd researcher from the Phoenix Herpetological Society using a fake leg to step on rattlesnakes & see how likely they are to bite. He "stepped" on 175 of them, and was bitten by only SIX. Snakes desperately want to just get away! 🐍🧪 www.npr.org/2024/05/17/1...

"on reasonable request".... WOW! Guys, really?! WOW!

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Hey #biology #postdocs out there, are you worried about the academic job market in the current climate? Do not! We are hiring, and we are an absolutely AWESOME department! 🧪 Apply now: www.stonybrook.edu/commcms/bioc...

The soundtrack of aging 😅