Morning Kitten Kevin!

When the waiter tells you "Are you sure, it is very spicy":

🤖 SF Giants on NBCS Respect the Rally Rabbit 🐇

currently looking for hiking boots and I really wish the one's from Death Stranding were real

man the majority of available phone cases really are some of the ugliest and tackiest items out there

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪

holy shit I never realized that Ain't No Mountain High Enough has on of the sickest basslines ever recorded

Imagine if they got Ariel Pink

Training my mental fortitude by purposefully recalling embarrassing memories and trying not to cringe, but rather be understanding and loving towards myself

Everyday is a new opportunity to appreciate the rabbit

Guy who recommends you a specific sudoku bc it's "very cleverly designed"

Happy new Iceage day

"death of the author, that means your interpretation is hecking valid" shut up shut up shut up

Laser tag dogfights with WW1 biplanes

Nürnberg can look very pretty at times

Kamiya whenever he sees Bayonetta in a submissive position

Everything is gender, truly

these are the stims you find when you’re exploring the Palantir offices in a post-apocalyptic video game

Call me 12 years old but fries with mayo are goated Could eat that till I burst or die from sodium poisoning

Love the no-zero amount of comments and quotes about "the white man's entitlement" My guy breached containment

Computah Show me a creature

message that comes up when you want to close mobydick.exe

My goats are washed

ok, time to go to bread

I really hate the smell of sunscreen When I was little I had a bunch of sensory issues, one of them being the stickyness of sunscreen on your skin, it was deeply uncomfortable to me Nowadays it doesn't bother me that much by itself, but somehow the small takes me back to that uncomfortable feeling

“All these people have the most obvious psycho-sexual problems in the world and then they want to ban gender studies. Yeah, of course you do. It would explain everything you do.”

Wondering how many "normal" people live in Liechtenstein

do NOT stay hydrated. faint in public and take up a few paramedics' time and resources. become ungovernable

saw this guy on a walk the other day.

Lately I've been noticing that a cup of coffee has almost the same effect on my mood as a glass of wine

Why

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

oh you're hanging out with friends again?? ok well.. enjoy your echo chamber. i will be out with my enemies having a productive and intellectually enriching night of angrily stating and restating our standpoints on today's most important issues

There are people who can't appreciate Adrian Chiles or can only do so ironically - poor souls

I'm afraid of dying, I've never done it before, what if I mess up

I don't know why but I'm currently very deep in a childlike "how does everything work" hole

maybe now that Chainsaw Man is over I should finally get the physical manga collection

The cover for the 24th and final volume of Chainsaw Man has been revealed!

The Ambassadors, by Hans Holbein the Younger, 1533, 📸 by @jp_lavs

I know it seems kind of weird to say this about a game series with near universal acclaim that influenced an entire genre and look for like a decade, but I still feel that Gears of War is underrated, overlooked and underappreciated - at least in the current discourse

Asking my friend who works in IT the important questions like "how do computers know what letters are?"

Geese with a bunch of goslings

Vindicated in my car culture = fascism stance 🙂‍↕️

I've reached a conclusion, it's too hot

gotta get rid of some tummy fat

"Is hummus on cooked pita just beans on toast" is the "is a hot dog a sandwich" of Levantine food discourse