Just opened door number 9 on my Soulsborne advent calendar. Fuck me, nearly lost a finger. Who the hell puts a mimic chest in an advent calendar.

Goddamn. Batman (89) is such a good movie. That summer was nothing but Batman. Everything had the logo. All clothes. All food. Even air. 1989 saw conscription and you were required by law to visit your local Warner Brothers Bat-centre (where you were branded on the forehead with the Bat symbol)

Currently watching.... (Any excuse to use this GIF).

You will be visited by three spirits

It's those little touches that really makes it feel Christmassy

Stella Montis can fuck all the way off #ArcRaiders

Let's get door number 8 opened on my Soulsborne advent calendar. I didn't think we could top getting actual Kingseeker Frampt yesterday.... Well look, it's Darkstalker Kaathe..he can guide me and illuminate the truth.

We downsized last year. Lovely little house. Compact but perfect for the two of us. And yet we still get a Christmas tree as if we have that kind of floor space to squander.

Fine! Let's go buy a Christmas tree. Happy now?

A reminder on my friends watch. We lead very different lives.

Ok. It's door number 7 time on my Soulsborne advent calendar. Let's see what exciting gift is waiting. Oh my, it's actual Kingseeker Frampt. He looks well and wide awake.

My new favourite GIF. Need reasons to use it now.

Had a scare this morning. My generic streaming music service went evil Normally start with "play some tunes for me" and it picked artists I'd never listen to normally When I asked to play favourites I got Gaga and Paloma Years and years of the algorithm lost like that. Reboot and it's back. Phew

Sunday Morning Tunes Modern Ruin Album by Frank Carter & The Rattlesnakes ‧ 2017

Trekkies: If you see this, post your first experience with Star Trek. Mum took me to see The Motion Picture at the cinema. I was too young to appreciate the film (although now my favourite of the films) I remember I had a Cornetto ice cream and bit the bottom of the cone off that led to a mess.

I love garbage. Lately, I'm way into generic Super Hero TV shows from the '90s. NIGHT MAN is absolutely hilarious. He plays sexy sax & solves crimes.

Goddamn. Forest Whitaker needs to be in more films. All films. Just put him in everything.

Fancy a bit of early Fincher tonight. Fight Club or Panic Room. Choices choices. Would have been The Game (oops, you just lost) but watched that recently.

Easy to mock Google AI (but just cause it's easy shouldn't mean we don't do it). Burt Reynolds does an impression of Tony Curtis doing (his Some Like It Hot) impression of Cary Grant. It's Rough Cut (80)... And Bandit isn't in Cannonball Run. But other than that. Spot on.

Member of staff asked me "have you been Whamed yet" (no. Not that you dirty birdie, the other whamed) and it took me a minute to realise he was playing Last Christmas on his phone. Bastard bloody bastard. So. I'm out. #Whamageddon

I have a Soulsborne advent calendar. Let's see what's behind door number 6. Awesome. It's a lifesize replica of Wolf's prosthetic arm from the hit video game Sekiro.

I only own one film with Paul Dano in. I guess he's gonna have to try a lot harder to get that second purchase.

It's a slasher movie, where Bruce Willis is the serial killer and the twist is that the last girl... is his wife!

We have reached door number 5 on this year's Soulsborne advent calendar. Ah hah hah ha! Ooh! Majestic! A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream. That's right, it's your very own Mensis Cage.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Resident Evil(02).(Are there any good video game to movie adaptations? Yeah. It's not bad) Far Cry(08).(Oh good God this is the worst movie ever) Alone in the Dark(05).(Nope. This is worse. This is so much worse) Aliens(86) (MichaelFassbenderperfection.gif)

Die Hard is a Horror movie (that should keep 'em busy for a while)

Well she took off and nuked the entire site from orbit. I guess it was the only way to be sure.

New Look Papa Nito #ArcRaiders

Watched (intentionally) too many crap films this week. So desperately in need of a bit of good old fashioned quality entertainment. Tonight's film is Aliens (86). Can't go wrong with this.

QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎶

Door number 4 on the Soulsborne advent calendar. Ornstein and Smough branded underwear. Ornstein's are skimpy and silky. Smough's smells mostly of sprouts

The news has a link Battle for the Ashes and it has nothing to do with Wendy Vs Ripley and just some cricket nonsense. Disappointed.

What's behind door number 3 on my Soulsborne advent calendar. It's one free summon. Use it wisely.

Teapots of the world. Driffield. East Yorkshire. Aesthetically pleasing Good tea. Sloppy pour. (Nobody wants a dribbly spout)

Watched the first episode of Welcome to Derry. Bodes well.

Now do I follow up last nights classic with Alone In The Dark (05). Christian Slater as Edward Carnby (I know, I couldn't imagine anyone else in the role either) I did get triple dared to watch it and it's hard to let that kind of thing slide.

Oh man you should have seen me in #ArcRaiders I was like all pew pew and the robots exploded and then slid down a ruined building and did a somersault and total shot some raiders and made the extraction with seconds to spare and everyone clapped I definitely didn't die within two minutes. Honest

Made some scones today and now I'm eating scones. Funny how things turn out like that.

Oh @karlpg.bsky.social Look. Look at the beautiful tat. Limited Untouchables release

Lynda La Plante as Tamara Novek nursing the bedridden employees of Rentaghost in a tableau reminiscent of Hieronymus Bosch at his most fevered.

Netflix and I had a falling out because it kept recommending Mark Wahlberg movies to me. The fucking nerve. Now Apple is trying the same. Come on. I thought we were friends. I bigged up Severance and Ted Lasso like I was meant to. I upheld my side of the agreement and then betrayed like this.

Time for door number 2 on my Soulsborne advent calendar. Wow. It's your very own Slave Knight Gael. Hand it over. That thing, your Dark Soul.

I'm Matt 🗿, a known addict (games), I just wanna talk nerdy things with more people. Give me all the JRPGs. 🗡️ Final Fantasy 🪄 Tales of 🪓 God of War ⏪ Life is Strange 🏭 Satisfactory 🥷 Assassin's Creed 🧍‍♂️Trails 🥷 Ghost of Tsushima 🪖 Battlefield 🧟 TLOU 🌃 Cities Skylines 🚘 GTA ↺ + ♡︎ appreciated!

Arse gravy of the highest order.

Now after yesterday's "no good video game to movie adaptations" post I feel I need to test it. Surprised that Far Cry has a film. Uwe Boll directed. That's just a seal of quality right there. I reckon this is probably an undiscovered gem. Far Cry (08) starts soon.

My #ArcRaiders research continues So spouting "I bring you love" (yes. In that voice) on proximity chat gets you shot. A lot.

Look what's behind the 1st door on my Soulsborne advent calendar. Some limited edition genuine Gravelord Nito socks.

So I spent a chunk of the evening reading up on video game movies. There's a lot (LOT) of questionable quality ranging from meh down to Uwe Boll. Apparently they even made some Indiana Jones movies based on those old LucasArts point and click games. Obvious cash-ins.