One for sorrow, Two for joy, Three for a girl, Four for a boy, Five to speak to customer services, Six to return to the main menu, Seven to hear those options again

If I were the director of a psychiatric institution where Michael Myers is being held I would simply not permit him to escape

I fucking love Tron Legacy

I think as a special treat we should all watch Tron Legacy (10) tonight. Wouldn't that be lovely?

Can't believe it. I saw Eagley from the hit TV show #peacemaker today. Wow.

Look what Ms Nito (she has a bow on her head) won me. She's a wizz on the 2 penny shove machines and shows what a good provider she is. In an odd coincidence it's also how we both look in real life.

Look at that fog. It's really strange. It's moving against the wind.

Every Sunday has a lighthouse in it.

See, the sea.

I fucking love Tron.

Baked Beans cannot touch fried egg yet I'll have them both on my plate when I have a full English.

I think as a special treat we should all watch Tron (82) tonight. Wouldn't that be lovely?

Saturday afternoon tunes Alchemy For The Dead Album by Spotlights ‧ 2023 Wasn't sure the first go around. Let's give it another go and see if it sticks.

Be very quiet. Son of Nito and I are off hunting tanks. #Battlefield6

Went for a stealthy knife kill in #battlefield6 but forgot I had a sledgehammer equipped.

I've realised that my "horror movies from the 80s that I last saw on VHS" October watch has a slight flaw to it. If the film was really good I probably would have watched it again at some point in the last 30 years.

7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film: 1) snow 2) bearded men concealing surprises 3) compulsory party games 4) introverts shunning group activities 5) digestive issues 6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms 7) knitwear

Next on my "movies from the 80s that I last saw on VHS" spooky month watch is.... Zombi 3 (88). Some say it's Lucio Fulci's best film. (Yeah ok, no one is saying that. At all). The title is also a lie because as I remember there are like loads more than 3 zombies in the film.

Got a bun. It's got my face on it

Ms Nito (She has a bow on her head) got some spooky nails done.

Mirak Valley #battlefield6

Now I'm not saying who but some incredibly handsome fucking idiot accidentally backed so far out the settings menu that they accidentally quit the game and is now back at the current queue position screen. #Battlefield6

Haha Fuck You old man. BBC News - María Corina Machado: Venezuelan opposition leader wins Nobel Peace Prize - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Curtains (the poster bothers me more than it should, the film a little less so) Beastie Boys Story (sharp cheddar) Ghoulies (cheap AF, probably needed more alcohol, lots) Bloodbath at the House of Death (could have been more anarchic given Kenny Everett)

One hour to go.

When life gives you them...

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched Curtains (the poster bothers me more than it should, the film a little less so) Beastie Boys Story (sharp cheddar) Ghoulies (cheap AF, probably needed more alcohol, lots) Bloodbath at the House of Death (could have been more anarchic given Kenny Everett)

Friday morning tunes Paul's Boutique Album by Beastie Boys - 1989 I've decided this Friday needs to slap

Happy Battlefield 6 day to all that celebrate. And if you don't, that's cool. Just have a happy Friday instead.

Fuck me, you're a sight. #BleakFaithForsaken

My Trons have arrived. Woo.

Start of a 5 day mini holiday from work, which by pure coincidence coincides with the launch of a video game I want to play.

Thursday evening tunes 72 Seasons album by Metallica ‧ 2023 Yeah. It does what it needs to do.

Builders at work fitting two new doors. It's an old building so doors have been made to measure in advance. They found one of the doors is way too big so have spent ages making it smaller. It now fits. Onto the second door.... For some strange reason that door is way too small. Yeah.

I was THRILLED to introduce The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue, share some anecdotes and put a shout out about my books (link in bio) at Cultplex! Amazing photos by Asher Chan.

Yep. Sounds about right.

The Agent 47 that sits in my games room watching me play as Agent 47.

On with my "movies from the 80s that I last saw on VHS" marathon. As a kid I found the cover of this really fucking creepy. Curtains (83) starts soon.

Funny looking bonfire #BleakFaithForsaken

Olyphant, is that you? Sorry, my mistake. Time for Absolution #HitmanAbsolution

Smells like boss room in here #BleakFaithForsaken

Very Night In The Woods (the most excellent video game). Cute AF.

Watched the Beastie Boys Story last night. A recording of a live Q&A theater show that Mike D and Adam Horovitz did. Absolutely wonderful. Honest. Informative. Funny. Made me cry. Highly recommend it to even the most casual of fans (so good I'm gonna watch it again today)

Ditto.

Monday afternoon tunes. Sports Album by Huey Lewis and the News ‧ 1983 Sometimes you just want nice and chill tunes.

How your email finds me

Need my sleep. Night Night all