You and me vs that brute Ganondorf, right Link?! I think we can take him… #zelda #nsfw #ass #nsfwcosplay #fantasy #nsfwsky #babesky #nudesky #realnsfw

the purpose of a rube goldberg machine is what it does eventually

Some of u said you wanted to see me wiggle my wagon a little 🫣 (mostly stimming/self soothing- idk if this can be called “dancing”) but enjoy #wiggle #danceydance #stim #bodyfeltteahere #teehee

Hbomberguy is Katie Tightpussy's Sasuke Uchiha.

bloody knight

I hope this bit, unlike Charlie Kirk, never dies

"HELP! I'M TRAPPED IN A GAY COMMUNIST PYRAMID SCHEME" "oh you mean the MLM MLM MLM?"

:F

@skymagpie.bsky.social if he's YOUR man, why's he in MY garrison campaign???

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

Got reminded of the song Blood on the Risers recently [Gory, Gory, What A Helluva Way To Die] - quickly googled its source to make sure it wasn't, like, a weird Confederate thing and found out the song is derived from one honouring John Brown the Yanks are good sometimes, i'll give em their due

Once again, if Isaac Chotiner ever called me for an interview, I'd throw my phone into the ocean and join the witness protection program.

Is this anything of value?

me, a fool: I’m out of snacks, but today I can go to the corner shop and restock! treacherous poseidon: are you sure. are you sure about that plan. ruthlessness is mercy up-

bus saga

Gender is a construct Specifically it’s a lvl 18 Adamant Sentinel, roll for initiative

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

obsessions

Whole lot of Everyone Is Twelve theory striking again in media: "Maduro must be a criminal being brought to justice, because if anything else is the case then I'd have to do something about it and I don't wannaaaaaaaaa"

Luddite should be a compliment: Something you should feel good about if you are called it. Luddite means you saw people before price. Luddite means you put community before commodity. Luddite means you put concequence over convenience. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luddite Be proud.

I was put on this earth to make cute little noises

Thursdaycraft!