Good morning! #breakfasttime

I'm divorcing hubby and marrying Bad Bunny. It is decided. I'll do it on our 14th wedding anniversary.

Woke up post coitous. HOW DID PUKA DOOOOOOO OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLMJ... Might make this for meal prep this week. #foodies

Made a list of all my exes who are no longer alive, amd its shorter than I thought it was going to be at 4. Also made a list of others: a friend who we never hung out outside of work but he affected me so much. My uncle who was my father figure, and my mum. I'm scared I might be forgetting people

“To us, masks are associated with cowardly desperados and the despised Ku Klux Klan. In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police.” - Judge William Young, September 30, 2025

I was on a double Dutch group in middleschool, it was fun. I sucked at it. These ladies make it look effortless...it is not effortless lol

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

I have a few more chapters left in my book and I'm running out of tears. I will finish it tomorrow. My inner nihilist is also crying. #booktok #thefaultinourstars #firsttimereadingit @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

Aaawwwwwwwww Not me crying over here! The fault in our stars, by John Green. #booksky

Hmm... They stopped reading on page 81. Wonder what that's about. #booksky

Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth invited the entire military leadership of the U.S. to Quantico to demand treason. They called our citizens “the enemy within” and promised to use American cities as “training grounds for warfare.” This is how republics die. www.mind-war.com/p/full-metal...

What in the what‽ these pages aren't in order! Dang, what now? (Pages are in incorrect order, I would need to find correct page...what a hassle) #booksky #toothandclaw #jowalton

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice. Except it doesn’t bend on its own—it bends because we pull it in the direction of justice. What keeps me hopeful during times like these is being surrounded by people who are doing just that.

Awwwww

@rainbowrowell.bsky.social just finished Carry On and, gosh, you have a new fan! #bazdidnothingwrong

It's hard to fathom the speed with which we fell from the nation which was about to cure cancer with mNRA vaccines to one that wants to ban Tylenol for pregnant women.

Im taking a couple 'tisms for a headache.

Amelia Earhart. 😂

I cackled out loud.

I knew Devon when she was General Counsel of Nintendo during my Pokémon days. This is a great choice.

I can’t believe Bowser from Super Mario is handing Nintendo over to the Devon Corp from Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire

Unbelievably inhumane

With the Tylenol bullshit I’m reminded that women have always been the scapegoat. Remember, they didn’t burn witches. They burned women. And I have no doubt that some would like to bring that practice back.

Autistic kid: *exists* Society: Everything you're doing is wrong. Stop it. Autistic kid: I don't understand. Why? Society: You should KNOW why. Seriously stop it. All of it. *gestures* ↓

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

it wasnt just diarrhea it was the crapture

LOL

me, when they put peas in guacamole ...

Roasted acorn squash with curry spices,black garlic, herbs,spices, good olive oil and a couple chicken sausages.

Only the finest Chilean squid

I saw Squidpig and they showered us with bacon fat dyed radioactive green. #squidpig #oinkers

Damn it! What about circumcision? Are all vamps uncircumcised? #spicytok #twilight #booktok

Instead of mourning Charlie Kirk today, I'll be thinking about these individuals who were senselessly killed.

Antifa isn't an organization. It's just a portmanteau of the words anti-fascist. So, definitionally, if you declare that antifa is your enemy, that makes you a fascist. Period. Full stop. I don't make up the words, I just define them and use them properly.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

They are moving the Overton window as they throw fistfuls of spaghetti at the wall - trying to distract us from the Epstein files. Soon they will be invading Venezuela or other country and Congress will do nothing. Cowards all

Fate had conspired their lives would entwine by making them both miss the eight forty-nine. She'd slept too late and he'd lost his phone. Now they both stood on the platform alone. #vss365 #conspire #vss #amwriting #writingcommunity

Yes, release the Epstein files!!!

#nfl #NFL #nflmemes #Raiders #Vikings #Chargers #Broncos #Chiefs #Lions #Bears #Packers

Cory Booker just completely lost it on Kash Patel, rightfully so. We need more senators like Cory Booker. Who agrees?

"Here's the thing, Mr. Patel. I think you're not gonna be around long. I think this might be your last oversight hearing. Because as much as you supplicate yourself to the will of Donald Trump and not the Constitution, Donald Trump has shown us he is not loyal to people like you." Sen. Cory Booker

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Senator Cory Booker left Kash Patel an ashy mess after this exchange. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Finally reading fifty shades of Grey, and dammit, George Takei has ruined it for me. "OH myyyyyy" Ana/George lol #booksky

The Charlie Kirk assassination is that little dot on the map of gun deaths in 2025.