That is, basically, how you make a kid.

I love it when my accent breaks an AI telephone service so much that it gives up and puts you through to a person

I can always tell when a depression wave is starting to pass: I pick up a guitar again

Swear to god, playing #Minecraft has ruined me. I’ve gone from going for a walk to going for a walk, looking at a house and saying “That’s a nice roof. What would you call that, hipped? Half-hipped?”

Really starting to dislike the way recommendation algorithms homogenise the user experience. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy having things that sound or resemble the things I enjoy, but sometimes I just want something completely out of left field to shake up my listening/watching

What he said: 💯 🎯

I'm old enough to remember when parents groups put warning stickers on CDs because they worried suggestive lyrics might lead to anything from drug use to teen sex to suicide. But if a robot explicitly takes you through the steps rather than a subtle Judas Priest lyric, I guess it's okay.

No coincidence this has taken off again in the ICE age

Time to do the thing that all Millenials fear: make a phone call. Wish me luck

How many times do I have to say it? He's NEVER going to finish it. Never. www.superherohype.com/news/633585-...

Sometimes lines from a YouTube video really hit: "And sometimes, you carry people who don't carry you. That's a heartbreak no-one sees, because it lives in silence."

It's funny how every Hardcore Minecraft series on youtube starts with "In this video, I'm going to start the hardcore world that I've always wanted".

William Buggers Hardy England and Wales, Census, 1911

Oh shit, I forgot the rapture happened this week. How's that going?

Damn, the music for the boss at the end of Act 2 of Silksong is an absolute banger

I am at my most unreasonable when refusing to make a second trip

As much as I complain about getting tilted at bosses and the bullshit run-backs in Silksong, finally beating that boss you've been stuck on for hours is up there with some of the best feelings in the world

Ok, Sister Splinter is bullshit

Been re-reading "Walden" by Henry David Thoreau and this jumped out at me: "In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high."

Whatch out, Marle! #ChronoTrigger

Is it me or is Silksong harder than Elden Ring? *deep breath* Time to git gud, I suppose

In case you need a reminder

My "wine cellar" is looking stacked right now

My first PEAK stream!! This Friday 15 Aug at 5PM CEST | 10 AM CDT I’ll kick things off with a solo climb to learn the ropes. An hour later, I'll be be joined by the amazing @dukeofsilver.bsky.social , @itbeemee.bsky.social & @jamjarhead.bsky.social

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

Finally got around to Kathy Rain 2. What a game!

Can I just say how much I despise ambiguous job postings? JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT!

I feel called out

And also a strange desire to wear shorts when the temperature is in double figures

A thought just occurred to me while listening to an album I love but haven't heard in years. Music isn't just entertainment, it's emotional archaeology. I can remember exactly where I was and how I felt the first time I heard this. It's wild.

I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣

Anime protagonists sure say “Bastard!” a lot, huh?

The best one star book review I've seen today

"Hold on, I'll ask an adult. Wait, I *am* an adult...We're so screwed"

My husband has the stomach flu. This was too perfect not to send him.

I opened up the little news feed thing windows has on my work computer and the first headline I saw was “Uranus is hotter and leakier than expected.” I’ll take it

I have legitimately used this as an argument

By god, he's right!

Just look at em shoulder pop! I'm still so happy over how they turned out Get the whole set for only $2 Retweets are very much appreciated! #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS