i think my life would markedly improve if harry styles were actually gay

nostalgia is so dark sided always in fact this is something i’ve been saying since 2016

the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained

Charlie Kirk from The Charlie Kirk Show, Oct. 26, 2023:

it's kind of gorgeous and unnerving to me... this man who died 2,000 years ago causing this conversation in Oklahoma... they're now going around and each telling ChatGPT one thing they each struggle with... it's all blowing my mind omg

the loss of life of a celebrity who already went way off the deep end is such a specifically 2020s experience??? also it’s just gonna keep getting worse :/

bravely coming out as supportive of connor and hudson’s public antics, i love friendship

in other news, i desperately want someone to work with me to write a new A Chorus Line. like, just straight up stealing the form of A Chorus Line, but writing it for modern ensembles.

remember the shape of you? what a time

why did i begin my year with “why not be stressed for a while”

10 minutes into One Battle After Another and i’ve just realized i have quite literally no idea what this movie is about. Or what its deal is. what is going on

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

anyway, remember when everyone loved andor that was cool

Caine, in what happened when the military invaded Maduro’s compound: “On arrival into the target area, the helicopters came under fire, and they replied to that fire with overwhelming force in self-defense.” We’re going to be reading that sentence for years.

i’m struggling to process everything because it’s like, hey, on the one hand we live in essentially a dictatorship actively enabled by a class of people who seem to think they’re on the right side of history, and on the other hand people are still posting ass

bluesky is fun bc where else can i get my world news with a side of fat cock

it remains, as ever, pretty terrible to know things

1990S SCREENWRITER: oh yeah you basically always have to make the families in these movies be ultra-rich in a completely unremarked on way because otherwise it feels bad when Beethoven fucks up their car. but it's not like anyone is going to let that warp their entire worldview! ah ha ha

ok if you can’t make it all the way outdoors, at least try and spend your time outside your algorithm damn girl you really think that gay shit is what’s being fed to everyone? nah bro you did this to yourself

“brat” and “praxis” are kind of synonyms if you think hard enough about it

my avatar take????????? i’m going at 10am on monday in 3d because i want my brain to turn into soup for 3.5 hours. then i’ll write “jim cameron im going to put you in an oubliette” on letterboxd. see you in 7 years

OK I WATCHED THE GAY HOCKEY PLAYERS! thoughts:

merry christmas eve alexa play gloria by laura branigan

Wait this is so funny… it’s starting to make sense

you ever pour some random juice in some table wine and call it sangria

iconic response

writing erotica lovers-to-enemies fan fiction stories about oomfs based on their mass reposting of each others’ nudes

here’s hoping chatGPT teaches him about boundaries and consent oh wait

People who make hyper shareable animal videos with AI will not see paradise

now if i were gonna make a musical i think i wou—*cane yanks me offstage*

it will never not shock me that mia goth has a non american accent

“mixing vivaldi and bjork” incredible sentences

so many people i don’t know who are functionally other people like who is this person who is sabrina carpenter but not sabrina carpenter

wicked: for good is avengers: endgame for basic 🚬 so

nothing hotter than nuanced and intelligent political stances

at any rate, hell yeah nyc

went back on twitter briefly because i just knew tonight would be hilarious. Was disappointed

remember that brief moment where people were like “bloomberg for president” what a timeline

not to go all "the world is burning send pole" but also jfc

holy shit x is a cesspool this weekend

“dwerk” is crazy

Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August???

“representation” is neither the problem, nor a solution. it either a symptom of the issue, or evidence of a solution being enacted; unfortunately, it’s nearly impossible to tell which at the moment you see it.

considering the degree to which i do not care for hole pics, i certainly encourage people to send them a lot.

me, having never seen an episode of love island watching the finale: this would be better if they were all chaotic bisexual

ass? juicy. cock? fat. what else for pride weekend

“you’re so hot it makes me wish i sent unsolicited dick pics” is a wild compliment and to that i say well played

disney gay vs. wicked gay

Time for my regular kakuguri rewatch 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️