i don’t think that any experience i have ever had is quite similar to the feeling i get when i see a cyber truck

the cat in the chat

pretty outside yesterday

there are 4000 unwatched and yet entirely brilliant shows on apple tv. what’s going on with that

yes it is cold, yes is it rainy as fuck, yes i will be leading a bunch of children through the park through it all

have you ever noticed that every day is a new opportunity to make yourself a pb and j?

and i woke one day, and i thought my god america DOES run on dunkin’

you Can’t. be Named. mary margaret houlihan. they’ll kill you

i think i’m getting a little overzealous with use of the phrase “nxgga what”

THIS WEDNESDAY: we are joined by @feeltheheath.bsky.social as we dance our way through the Pulitzer Prize-winning musical, A CHORUS LINE

do you know anyone whose fourth favorite artist is taylor swift

you know what you never see anymore? Haberdasheries. -the woman walking by me in columbus circle

updating N2N so it’s less of a period piece is sus bc it is shocking that that many post 2010s psychiatrists wouldn’t be like “hey dan? You need therapy”

the root of nostalgia for me is anger

who up testing they ment of ann lee

woah it was never my intention to brag

but i got him where i want him now

woah i never meant to brag

i’ve discovered great joy in countering offensive lines of questioning directed at me by aggressively denying someone’s identity

i think a beyonce ft. ariana and brandy tune would be fun just so i could hear a pop song with 200 voices stacked

jameela jamil invented 2010

it is true, i am eating a salad for dinner, and also chocky milk

bout to do a runthrough of this piece of nonsense theater

beautiful mixed woman across the bar from me in louisville, kentucky: i have a lot of system of a down on vinyl. my favorite band.

my balance of theater, politics, nonsexual queerness, horses, hypersexual queerness, and roller coasters is way off

the uppercut of “Maybe Jesus” might win for biggest reaction to a Super Bowl ad at this gathering

i’m could have made this with AI but why not just use bad photoshop

this is what i meant about the lioness hunt for the record

let ben fight mr. beast to the death

Let me fight Mr. Beast to the Death.

“omg we can find your dog” is crazy yall

that tight end ad after this super bowl performance? Ally

has any person on the planet aged better than ricky martin

look, i have never wanted to be part of a party more than that

LMM must be so happy right now, someone check on him is his heart okay

This is the most Olympic Opening Ceremony Super Bowl halftime show ever (deeply complimentary).

bad bunny redwood fan confirmed

wait i’m having a BLAST

gaGA!

pedro pascal spotted?

hell yeah bad bunny confirmed fan of the lioness hunt

welcome to the pro-bowl of union workers: the 15 second set up of the biggest stage in the country

okay everybody it’s time to learn spanish

scream belting beautiful day in the neighborhood is wild go off queen

Thinking

watching the superbowl is absolutely surreal like once i used to be like…invested in this

this is what i get for tuning into football not once ever prior to the super bowl

that’s a child

Epstein Island oh you mean Kid Rock?

is that 23 year old the literal QB because what