Ok but if Superman were a Pokémon he'd be Shedinja 'cuz of Wonder Guard, alright, thanks for coming to my "relaying the last thought I had in my sleep right after waking up while it's still in my mind" talk.

You know what I don't get today is like, why are there things in the world that don't have anything to do with Pokémon? Who is that for? It doesn't make any sense.

Pokémon has released a 30th anniversary logo for every single Pokémon. Quote this with your favorite! www.serebii.net/pokemon30/

I wonder if it ever occurred to Trump that the reason he's never seen Kaitlin Collins smile in ten years is because every time he's seen her she's been stuck in a room with a rapist.

The thing that sucks about growth is when you suddenly realize something you like may be problematic. I should not be questioning if I should delete, of all things, the Team Chaotix theme from Sonic Heroes from my music library because I find it iffy how they use "brain-damaged" as a pejorative.

Happy birthday to Jack Kirby and ONLY Jack Kirby. If anyone else says today is their birthday, no it isn't.

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

Simpsons S17E8: "The Italian Bob" Lisa: Dad, don't act like Mussolini. Homer: I thought I was doing Donald Trump. It's unfortunate how well that joke aged.

Ending to the dream I just woke up from: Undulating Mass of Energy: I'm unstoppable! I've overcome all my weaknesses thanks to the Chaos Emeralds and Dr. Frasier Crane! Sonic the Hedgehog: *One-shots the energy mass* Energy Mass: No! How can this be!? Sonic: Ha-ha! Frasier isn't real, dumbass!

Happy Valentine's Day to all the lovers out there.

I've gotten to the point where I'm so used to balding that older pictures of me with a full head of hair are strange and unfamiliar to me. Like who is this fucking freak of nature, honestly.

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons: -We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S. -The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous. 🧵⬇️

everybody always wants to send me to the hospital just cause i figured out a really fast way to get down the stairs

"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."

Just had one of the most beautiful conversations of my life: “Can I get the meatball parm hero and the garlic bread?” “Do you want the meatball parm hero ON the garlic bread?” The world is full of magic, guys.

I’m today’s New York Times flashback history quiz. Resist, baby!

Tonight I did my first stand-up comedy set ever and frankly, I killed it. Excited to get out there and do more of it.

[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are

Last night of Chanukah is bittersweet. A full menorah with all the candles lit is very satisfying, but knowing it’s the end of the holiday brings down my mood. Still, I like how the ending this year lined up with the New Year. I feel really ready to move into whatever comes next.

Thing worth celebrating: Earlier today I was at the coffee shop and secured their last croissant of the year. Bye-bye, 2024.

I would graciously like to thank Marvel What-If for bringing the maximum amount of Kirby Krackle possible into the MCU.

New terrible discovery on the dating apps: Someone rapping poorly on the "Proof I have musical talent" audio prompt on Hinge. There's so many extra levels of cringe.

Does anyone else ever go through word phases, where you just find yourself using a particular word a lot for a period of time that you don't usually use as much, or even at all? Lately I've been saying "homie" a lot. This shit just happens to me sometimes and I have no idea why.

It’s weird that there’s so many guys named James, yet I’ve never seen a singular Jame.

Is this goin' around now? Most of my brainspace is dedicated to opinions on DC characters. Gimme whoever you got, and don't be afraid to make 'em obscure.

Oh no, my Reddit account is 16 years old. I've been a Redditor for over half my life now. Someone fucking end me.

Ordinarily I’d never buy these but @hbomberguy.bsky.social got me curious with his new Patreon video so let’s give it a whirl!

*hacker voice* I’m in.

You know why parents send their kids to Hebrew school? To get an edjewcation.

You hear about why the coast guard has been training sea mammals to perform first aid in the ocean? For medical porpoises.

There’s no emotional whiplash quite like the one between “aw, what a cute baby” and “oh god it has pierced ears”.

The other day I got inspired to make a sexy hunks calendar for my D&D campaign. I spent more time designing the hunks in Heroforge than running the session they were in, but my players loved it. I figured I'd share 'em here too. Tawdry descriptions in the alt text. (1/3)

Finally letting folks know how you better be ready for anything in my home thanks to @worksofwhimsy.bsky.social.

#RESIST 🇺🇸

Post a character you like and tag others to do the same. DC Comics' Deadman is a ghost acrobat who has to possess people to do heroics. I love him 'cuz he's got a real beleaguered everyman vibe and his stories are about the value of life. @alexweitzman.bsky.social @terravanceryoh.bsky.social

Someone asked me about a trip to Hawaii I was on 6 years ago and I was saying how good the food was, but couldn't actually remember a lot of what I had, so I googled "Hawaiian dishes" to refresh my memory and Ah yes, the most complex dish to prepare: A pineapple.

Gonna start sharing some of the puns I've come up with over the years. You know what you call a fish made out of cheddar? Gilled cheese.

Frustrated. Dragon Ball's been dropping DLC trailers for every game except Sparking Zero this week. I just want confirmation that I can main Orange Piccolo. I didn't even know that The Breakers was still a thing.

Hey nobody tell my D&D players I'm planning on a TPK this Saturday, especially not the ones who follow me on here. This is our little secret, okay?

Idea to sew division between Trump and Musk: Someone needs to whisper in Trump's ear that X is a competitor to Truth Social, and if Elon were truly loyal to him, he'd shut it down.

Remember: It's not stealing if the cowards refuse to release it.* *Not valid legal advice.

people of BlueSky, let's get to know each other better! what is your favorite movie? quote share your answer only in gif form

Glad to know there are heroes living in my apartment building.

So back on Twitter I kept a running thread of little memes I made with Death Generator, and I think it's time to bring it back. #1-4: Kirby's Adventure, Flintstones: Burgertime in Bedrock, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and Star Fox.

I can’t imagine that the center of the Venn Diagram between men who’d ever consider getting Botox and men mired in toxic masculinity enough to require this kind of ad is large enough for it to be effective.

Any other writers out there who wanna connect and talk about writing and stuff? It's been pretty hard for me to find community with folks who are the same kind of artist as I am over the years. Figure with a bunch of people coming here now's the time to ask.