Mom: I’ve been watching that show, “The Girl Needs Money” Me: Do you mean “Margo’s Got Money Troubles”? Mom: No, I don’t think that’s it… 🥲

I need all these boomers and Gen X’ers obsessed with conference calls and follow-up meetings, to stop it. Send an email.

become ungovernable

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

Are people on LinkedIn ACTUALLY excited to share all these things?

I was just about 1 foot from being a pedestrian casualty of a *surprise!* 50 MPH drag race while leaving Columbia City Station a few minutes ago. That was…yikes.

I think I have a form of Münchausen syndrome by proxy, but like, just the kind where I like my parents and siblings needing me for the streaming service email codes.

Not to be a prude, but an ad for an “adult intimacy” app during a podcast about dead babies, is kind of weird!

Now this is some golf I would voluntarily watch

I'm sorry to be so "Old Man Yells at Cloud," but please just let me ask, do you remember when the menu bar was at the top and everything was up there? Why do we want a menu on the left, and a menu on the right? Now there are little menus sneaking up from the bottom? Who do I report this bug to?

My olive oil came with entertainment, and I have to say, it’s prettyyyy saucy

Sometimes you just have to wake up on a Saturday and treat yourself 😌 (justifying this almond croissant)

I really need to stop watching the Pitt while I eat dinner 🤔

Going on hour 5 of the Apple weather app saying it’s raining 🤨

Oops, it’s been two Costco Connections since I last checked my mail

Watching Young Sherlock, and I don’t yet know who, but SOMEONE is in cahoots here.

U.S. Men’s Hockey Team Wondering If Kash Patel Really Has to Keep Staring at Them While They Sleep Like That: tinyurl.com/4s3pk5mx

On one hand, I kind of appreciate that Apple hasn’t gone bananas insane over AI everything…on the other hand, I would also appreciate if Siri could do one fucking thing I ask it to do.

The r/isthisAI subreddit is making me lose any faith I still had in society’s intelligence

POV: You’re minding your own business, innocently watching Starfleet Academy in the bath, and you suddenly need to pass out a few times

Rob was wearing far too many sleeves this episode 😪 #TraitorsUS

2026 basically

Okay so in Silo, I don’t understand how they have all this technology (old and otherwise), but photography is like a complete unknown.

This is absolutely fucking nuts. Why would anyone want this??

Saw a bumper sticker at Costco that said “Turns Out Mr. Right Was a Lesbian”…and honestly? They may be onto something.

I think some potato chips are just too big. We need to do something about that.

I don’t want to live with anyone, but maybe someone wants to pay half my rent, just for fun? That would really get me out of some jams 😌

K-Pod Yacht Hunters Chart with K-Pop Bop ‘Sunken’: tinyurl.com/43u47w72

So weird to see Kid Rock on this week’s episode of School Spirits

I’ve just been really busy

My favorite snake wrangler (currently) 😵‍💫 #TraitorsUS

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Lihkku Sámi álbmotbeivvin! 🌞 Happy national day to the people of Sámi 🫶 ❤️💚💛💙 youtu.be/OAzc_eVLjf8?...

Movie review from Guardian on Melania.

Kate Bush:

Lots of heavy feelings today, but for me the biggest one is the gratitude we as a community feel toward the mothers who raised us and shaped us without even knowing. The collective grief speaks to her impact. An incredible legacy for an incredible human.

JFC 😭

Really lends a lot more gravity to this scene and song 💗 youtu.be/QwLZfPPM7GQ?...

What the literalllll fuck, 2026??? Ugh. Rest in power to this absolutely legendary woman. 💔

I am sooooooo sorry, but, still absolutely would. #TraitorsUS

telling my future grandkids this was The Last Supper. #TheTraitorsUS

The last three times a new Pope was elected, the Seahawks have made the Super Bowl as the No. 1 seed. ◽️ 2005: Pope Benedict XVI elected, SEA to SB XL ◽️ 2013: Pope Francis elected, SEA to SB XLVIII ◽️ 2025: Pope Leo XIV elected, SEA to SB LV

Was just logging in to innocently complain about Gmail, when I accidentally saw the new extrajudicial murder video. Totally fucking deranged.

I know it’s completely irrational, but it kinda hurts my feelings when I try to comment on a post, only to find that I’m not allowed to 😂

The Starfleet Academy intro really makes me want to play SimCity 🤔🏗️🏙️

To be fair, the US economy is sort of like a ship that will kill 68% of the people on board

I love seeing an Instagram ad one day saying “BUY OUR AMAZING LIFE-CHANGING THING!” and then the next day seeing one saying “We’re saying goodbye 😢 Click here for one last chance to save 40% 😢”

My mom just texted “no worries”, so now I’m a little worried.

Dental hygienist rested her entire left boob on my forehead for basically the duration of my cleaning today. So yeah, guess I’ve still got it 😎