Why would I want my AppleTV to tell me when I have a call coming in? I don’t even want my phone to tell me that.

I need Jonathan Bailey to ask me if I’m cozy 😮‍💨

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

Sorry but this looks like a cosplay influencer photo shoot

Ohhhh noooooo that must be so hard for them 😭 I hope they can get through this.

Of course the Seattle Mariners (and/or Tim Robinson) are the reason I’m not going to heaven

Peacock is all like “ok you will pay us monthly to watch our shows, and ALSO to watch the most commercials you’ve ever seen in your life”

Katie Wilson is now almost certainly Seattle's 58th mayor. We spoke just now: "We’re going to wait for all of the ballots to be counted, but I think we won this race." www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

SEATTLE IS WOKE AGAIN! TECH BROS HAVE BEEN OUTLAWED! CITY COUNCIL WILL BE HEALD AT UNICORN! EVERYONE MUST LAY FLOWERS AT THE LENIN STATUE IN FREMONT! BISEXUAL MULLET IS GOVERNMENT ISSUED HAIRCUT NOW!

Wow the automated captioning on Peacock is ~terrible~

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Katie Wilson now leads incumbent Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell in today's ballot drop by 91 votes. She has closed a Harrell lead that was as large as 8 points in early results.

Extremely, extremely likely Katie wins now. Keep the foot on the gas with ballot curing, and here we go!

Don’t mind me, I’ll just be crying during the last 20 minutes the Downton Abbey movie

I’m only halfway through the movie…but so far, I don’t think Victor Frankenstein is a very good father.

RFK Jr. Announces Plan to Extend Nation’s Average Lifespan with Little Bite on the Neck: tinyurl.com/yp2p2un4

Harrell Argues Seattle Needs Mayor Who Can Afford Enough Childcare to Forget Own Child Even Exists: tinyurl.com/2sjh2ca5

every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes

Apparently a lot of you are WATCHING podcasts? Those are for your ears.

Normandy FM is a video game retrospective pod by @seamoosi.bsky.social and @shepardcdr.bsky.social Mass Effect | 51eps Dragon Age | 47eps Jade Empire | 5eps The Last of Us | 16eps Final Fantasy X | 23eps Cyberpunk 2077 | 15eps Nier | 26eps Dragon Age: The Veilguard | Coming in 2026

My dad just described Nicolas Cage as “…you know, that guy who was in the Sorcerer’s Apprentice…?”

“Hiiii sorry we were doing my birthday stuff”

Saying it was high time to create more space to breath in such a crowded area, this week Amazon unexpectedly funded the total demolition of its East Bezos Ball in Downtown Seattle to make way for more ball room.

It’s-a me, accidentally plating an Italian flag 👨🏼‍🍳🇮🇹

This thumbnail looks like it wants to findom me

this week has been so fucking long and tedious, I wondered if it was

And if you, as a child, pretended to smoke candy cigarettes you bought for 25 cents at the corner store, you take ibuprofen first thing in the morning now

This is an extremely Seattle story: PCC witch reanimated my motorcycle

Call me a Luddite, but I don’t think a bed should need to connect to the Internet

It's been a pleasure watching this team with you all this season. We'll do it again in March.

I am incredibly sports-sad tonight, and I hate this feeling. But I love this town, and I love this team, and I am also trying to be Very Brave about it. So! Here’s to the 2025 Seattle Mariners 🍻 And now, onwards to 2026 🔱⚾️💙

Don't be him

Just going to say to the universe, that I would really like the Seattle Mariners to please win tonight’s baseball contest. 🔱⚾️

If it was easy, it wouldn't be Mariners baseball. One game for the pennant. Go M's.

Going back for one more game of Seattle Mariners playoff baseball.

Lesley really is that gurl #GBBO

Let's set a new record for the most blocked account.

Geno Suarez hits a Grand Slam to put the Mariners up 6-2 and seal Game 5 of the ALCS! "The City is Shaking!" #SeizeTheMoment

After 2 days of a gradually worsening Mariners doom spiral, it really feels nice to have at least one (1) hope again 🎭

Holy shit, these Seattle Mariners!! You scare me, but I love you! ⚾️🔱💙

Watching the Mariners. / Regarder les marins.

These ChatGPT commercials are like “I want to live a vibey hipster bohemian life, but I don’t want to think or be creative 😥”

ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown: tinyurl.com/37euaejk

New TikTok challenge unlocked

people who are chill about the playoffs, who's your psychiatrist

Well that was, certainly, a game

Good morning, Mariners fans.

I’m so sorry, Great American Faith & Living™️ channel, but there’s no way this isn’t gay porn

SEATTLEMARINERSBASEBALL!💙⚾️🔱

Mayor Harrell Announces Police Officers Will Recite Land Acknowledgement Before Sweeping Homeless Native Americans on Indigenous Peoples’ Day: tinyurl.com/35b9yp9f