Aside from all the other terrible things about this, “Church leader’s mansion” (Florida or otherwise) shouldn’t be a phrase that exists.

KOMO to Air Hour of Sinclair CEO Sucking Off Trump Instead of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’: tinyurl.com/3jzrpt4y

Hades is on sale for like $6 on the eShop right now…cut to me suddenly and finally understanding why everyone was so obsessed with it 🤗

Ugh I just realized that if the rapture DOES happen tomorrow, all the loving and good Christian will be taken, and we’ll just be left with all the hateful and greedy fake ones 😩

Oops I accidentally opened Facebook again.

You know with all this talk about “harnessing AI”, you’d think AI was one kinky bitch

Only truly loyal Gizmonic employees will make it through the Mystery Science Theater 3000: 99-Film Mega Bundle! For just $50, you can enjoy your own robot roll call through decades of MST3K movies and riffs. Preeeetttty nice. Get it now on the Apple TV app. apple.co/MST3KBundle

Wordle Bot is always like “that guess wasn’t my favorite”, but then its “favorite” was a word you had already ruled out from a previous guess. Dumb little idiot.

This is literally a picture of me from 2006

Christina Applegate, Melissa Joan Hart, and Alicia Silverstone all occupy the exact same spot in my brain, and it is an ~endless~ source of confusion and uncertainty

Oops I accidentally opened Facebook

I know this is hardly a revolutionary statement, but jfc republicans are so embarrassing

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

Thank you @weareecs.bsky.social 👏🏼💚🩵💙 Fuck ICE, Go Sounders ⚽️

Okay new discourse please

Maybe AI can figure out how to make image previews that don’t crop out important contextual information

Guys, I think the root cause of all our problems is that big corporations aren’t making enough money

My absolute favorite thing about used books is coming across underlined passages…creating little narratives for why this mysterious person from the past found these things impactful enough to make note of. And then often, adopting them as my own.

WE'VE DONE IT, SEATTLE! 🤩

WE ARE LEAGUES CUP CHAMPIONS!

💙🩵💚 SOUNDERS!!!!! ⚽️⚽️⚽️

Ruin any book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title: Tom Clancy’s Mastering the Art of French Cooking

Our 3yo had like a hundred fuckin questions about the rules & logistics & moral implications of how mogwais become gremlins, but ZERO questions about "sometimes people change from girl to boy" or "sometimes boys marry other boys" or whatever, kids dgaf, the problem has ALWAYS been bigot ass parents

Been studying up, just in case

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

Clock twink I thought I was aware of your game but it turns out there was more game to be aware of

So glad we’re setting the world on fire for this

We, as Seattle pedestrians, need to have a serious conversation about which side of the sidewalk/path/trail we are walking on.

Brilliant analysis of this brand new behavior, from the NYT

Can someone please make the Blue Angels stop flying directly overhead, so I can take a nap 😩

I’m sorry, but who likes Brazil nuts? Can we not find a better nut to put in a medley of mixed nuts? #nutsky

The only Happy Gilmore two I’m interested in are Lorelei & Rory!

Not only is she a perpetrator of sex crimes involving children, but she also has a name that nobody seems to know how to pronounce, and that’s really annoying.

There is a car alarm outside that has been going off every 10 minutes for the past 24 hours. I wish someone would just actually steal the damn car already.

4 seconds in, you’ll know where this is headed.🤣

Accidentally started a Stranger Things rewatch today…and then accidentally got through most of the first season… 🥲

If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country

It’s maybe not the ~most~ dystopian thing happening right now, but the public broadcasting funding cuts has me feeling pretty bummed. SO I doubled my monthly contributions to both @kuow.org and @cascadepbs.bsky.social. Please support your local public media, if you can 🎙️❤️📺

Stop binge eating Gummi bears in an attempt to avoid doing work stop binge eating Gummi bears in an attempt to avoid doing work stop

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 #SoundersPride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

So now that Level-5 is BACK, and they hit it out of the park with Fantasy Life i…can we has a Ni no Kuni III? 🥹👉🏻👈🏻

following the nyc mayoral race from another state

I searched my Google Photos for “Mario” (not looking for this, to be clear lol), and it found this from 8 years ago. Anyway, that’s all.

Imagine sitting in a plane for 15 hours to get ~nowhere~ because of Benjamin fucking Netanyahu and Donald fucking Trump

Can Carrie Coon still be Mother™️ if we’re basically the same age?

Well the last time we entered a war in the Middle East, I was a bright-eyed college freshman, on my way to an indie rock show, where we all said a loud _Fuck You_ to GWB. Today I’m in my early 40s, sitting at home alone, drinking wine and watching AcornTV. But I did once again say a loud _Fuck You_

ok buddy let's take it down a notch