BREAKING: The country's biggest beer wholesaler is buying more markets off the country's (for-now) biggest wine/spirits wholesaler.

This trivia question on Wednesday broke me mentally.

Bad economic news. The pyramid eye on the back of every $1 bill has started crying tears of blood

This is the stupidest, most dangerous thing he's posted. Iranians will never give up & a never-ending war will be much worse than Vietnam or Afghanistan.

I was in NUTS chatrooms before your daddy busted his.

the pressures of domestic politics typically force even the most reactionary to present their political goals in terms of the common good, universal principles, etc, which allows libs to pretend that they share values with these people. but this pretense is often absent in dealing with the "Natives"

The dad is awful, clearly, but the police who impounded the car did exactly the same thing.

Crucify me if you must, but Bryan Adams' music is terrible. I'm sorry, but it just is.

Well, I do have one piece of amazing news today in the midst of *gestures to world* and that is that this will one day exist and I will one day teach with it. 🐘 ⚔️ www.worldofreel.com/blog/2026/3/...

One of the things I have never understood is A list celebrities getting arrested for DUIs. There's no where in the US where she couldn't find someone willing to give her a ride home.

Logged on.

Yeah, everyone's talking about how without private accounts we can't control our audience but honestly throwing out the blockhammer regularly really gets things in ship shape

Eating a tiny chicken in honor of St. Piran's day.

Fetterman is a racist lummox.

the rage takes about christianity you see on bluesky is reactionary backlash to the christian freaks and perverts fucking the country over and believe me, i get it. but the end result is religious intolerance masquerading as progressivism and it’s ignorant, immoral and just has huge loser energy.

If you are writing an email that is meant to convey important information, please lead with that information. Burying it in the last sentence of the third paragraph is not ideal. Also, use a simple declarative sentence, not some clunky, passive-voiced monstrosity.

The Trump DOJ has been taking down Epstein files. The massive tranche of files the Justice Department currently maintains is more than 65,000 pages shorter than what the agency initially released, according to a CBS analysis — and the number continues to fluctuate.

Mate you followed up Mellon Collie with Adore, that shit is on you.

Cracks are emerging in the once-strong Republican coalition of Technofascists, Christofascists, Nazis, regular fascists, Dale Gribbles, and people who think fettuccine is a sauce.

“He’s gonna have to say it out loud eventually, and it feels like he could take it in some kind of insane direction like HOOR-muzz or maybe horm-SUH,” said Arkansas resident Janet Flitchen

velvet underground researchers have apparently confirmed that this audio from a random youtube user is genuinely the long-lost july '67 performance from upbeat, a cleveland teen tv show, doing the unreleased "guess i'm falling in love" complete with screaming girls. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU2U...

oh my god this photo of ian miles tails cheong hanging out with his fellow paid to live in dubai social influencers i am DYING. smeagol glow up era.

PBMaxing

AI, show me what Lou Reed would dress like if he went to a Jazzercize class.

100 year old forgotten wine cellar discovered in Greater Manchester www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

ILM Wins for 'Skeleton Crew' at Children's & Family Emmy Awards www.ilm.com/ilm-wins-skeleton...

As if being a British rapper wasn't bad enough.

Yep yep yep

Eating a raw cabbage in honor of Casimir Pulaski day.

Rewatching Krush Groove and I just noticed Rick Rubin wears a Husker Du t-shirt in ome scene.

It's more environmentally friendly to just crash into another car or a stationary object, like I do.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

so, torture. they’re torturing them as federal policy. entirely predictable, but that doesn’t make it any less evil

This has to be a joke, right?

Honestly I think the leadup to the Iraq war was worse than all this because the buy-in was so all-encompassing. I keep asking myself how anyone could fall for it again but the thing is, they mostly haven't

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The public hair Coke can guy has thoughts about civility.

"Republicans are spineless cowards for not standing up to Trump!" No, they're not cowards, they're into it.

Famous misanthrope says he remains committed to serve humanity.

My goal is to post opinions too incoherent to ever become the discourse

WITNESS FOR THE PROSECUTION (1957) — 9:45 pm ET — 1h 56m (31 Days of Oscar: Oscar Goes to Court) Tyrone Power, Charles Laughton, Marlene Dietrich; directed by Billy Wilder A British lawyer gets caught up in a couple's tangled marital affairs when he defends the husband for murder. #TCM #TCMParty

I love my family and home, but right now I wish I were at the Woodward Theatre in Cincinnati. 🥺

Sunny days always feel like Wilco days. youtu.be/DPcqhy5pf0U?...

Lol