One in four people needs to MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS

(Fred Schneider voice) i wanna fuck you like an ANIMAL

That Colts game was too close.

A Hunka hunka burnin love

"Race communism" Buddy, this guy wasn't racing anywhere.

Interesting theory, but I think the last four have wrecked the trend.

Does it make ass clowns, or is it a factory that makes regular clowns badly?

“I hold that [“do not kill”] moreover means, that we are to aid our neighbor’s life by every means in our power… therefore when [God] so forbids [killing], he, at the same time, demands all the offices of charity which can contribute to his preservation.” — Calvin, Institutes II.8.9

"Do what we say or else." What a masterful negotiator!

Today is s huge day for music fans. We've been waiting a long time, but it's finally dropped! That's right, it's the new Supersuckers album! tidal.com/browse/album...

generals gathered in their masses

Predictably, the cannibis industry here in Michigan has gone from "Legalize it, so you can tax it and fund the government" to "Stop taxing us! You'll destroy our businesses."

Cancel culture has gotten so bad. I saw Alice Cooper last night and they beheaded him right in the middle of the show! He came back and did more songs, though.

No.

You're supposed to be emotionally attached in a relationship. That's what a relationship is.

Genuinely laughed out loud

There's only one "tiger team" I care about, and that one is going to beat the guardian team today.

Cuckolded by a robot.

THE HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE (1954) — 1:00 pm ET — 12m (TCM Extras) Military tests demonstrate the dangers of poor home maintenance in the event of a nuclear attack in this short film. #TCM #TCMParty

Heck yes.

Start thinking about the scent of your next book, @philipchristman.bsky.social

Greatest WRs of all time: Tim Duncan, Charles Barkley, Karl Malone, Elvin Hayes, Dennis Rodman.

if you’re worth half trillion with no rizz you actually have $0

Are affirming mainline churches ready to be stripped of their not-for-profit status? Because if these people are in power long enough, it will happen.

Are parents wrong for letting their children play with a computer program that will tell them to kill themselves?

Stop trying to rationalize obvious BS, folks. "They truly believe that..." Who truly believes that? The bots and the paid trolls pushing that narrative on social media?

It's not just self-identification, either. People will treat you differently based on what they perceive your class to be. I like this Michael Caine interview snippet on the subject. youtu.be/T3-f4q13hvU?...

You know what is really tasty? Root beer.

RIP to that monkey lady.

The government may have shut down, but my weird brain is still going strong.

Disc 2 of Cindy Lee's Diamond Jubilee is like watching a Blaxploitation movie in an old, haunted movie theater.

"transgender for some, miniature american flags for all"

CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK

Posthumous happy birthday to Marc Bolan, born on this date 78 years ago.

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

In my day they called that a party.

Bill Clinton voice: I never thought you'd be a junkie/Because heroin is so passe

bring back shame

When I was a kid my grandfather pushed his granddaughters to go into the military or become engineers. He would always tell us to leave a campsite better than we found it. He was a dedicated recycler as well.

Men will literally hike the equivalent of Mt. Everest instead of going to therapy (or doing something useful).

Take that, Terry Chimes.

BREAKING: The Detroit Tigers win Game 1 of the American League Wild Card series against the Cleveland Guardians 2-1, thanks in large part to a gem from ace Tarik Skubal. He pitched 7.2 innings, giving up just one run and striking out 14, tying a franchise record for strikeouts in a playoff game.

Conversely, if I wanted to win them over to my side, I would definitely do it by giving a speech that simultaneously managed to insult all their core values and demonstrate the depth of my incompetence

A new book lays out how John Roberts was pitching himself to George W. Bush for a Supreme Court seat at the same time he was presiding over a controversial case involving Bush's administration. Exclusive excerpt: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Are boneless wings glorified nugs? Yes. Are they better than real wings? Also yes.

He's going to go back to the practice of including liquor in the rations.

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

I'm not a fan, but the question itself is kind of silly, because they had more US hit singles and albums than any other band under the Britpop banner (which is a polyphyletic classification, granted). They were not as popular in the US as they were in the UK, but they were still popular in the US.

I couldn't make it all the way through, but here's 3 takeaways I have from what I could watch. 1. He is incapable of making a speech that is not about how great he thinks he is. I think this comes from his real estate days where he had to constantly BS to get people to invest in his projects.