What about the bathrobe

boba fett in the original trilogy: [exists on screen for four seconds] every heterosexual male born between 1965 and 1980: i want to be and also have sex with this man. my entire life will bend around this fact

Cool, I finally don’t have to watch one

Can’t believe I fucking threw out my back doing yard work. For the first time like EVER I feel like a fuckin old man and idk why but like… I wanna cry?

Genuinely insane we’re just allowing Hitler 2.0 to rise to power. Every single day we stand around and do nothing, and just let this happen.

I am SO anti-this movie I’ll be seeing it next week

Stephen King says he’s now the most banned author in the US “87 books. May I suggest you pick up one of them and see what all the pissing & moaning is about? Self-righteous book banners don't always get to have their way. This is still America, dammit”

Love to hear this. I miss this kid and I hope we see him in more soon!

This is SO. FUCKING. AWESOME!! Fuck Netanyahu, eat a dick.

Shawn Mendes set off the fire alarms at TD Garden.

Kojima will make ghosts real just to scan them lol

"It won't be used as a propaganda weapon" — JD Vance

“It’s a fuckin TUNA bro!!” Such a perfect video 😂

After watching 3 of his movies now, my biggest problem with Ari Aster has been that he doesn’t respect the viewer’s time. Every second of prolonged “tension” feels like a lifetime taken from me. He fails miserably at delivering a point and he just builds and builds to climaxes that fall flat.

In an effort of apparent masochism, I have been watching Beau is Afraid for the last, like, 5 days. I’m determined to make it through this mess of a film, but Jesus fucking Christ. Every time I think it can’t POSSIBLY get worse, it does. Save me from this hell I’m in.

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

Tell @lordsweepy.bsky.social immediately

Imagine thanking Candace Owens for fucking anything

Branagh’s Murder on the Orient Express is such a beautiful love letter to trains. It makes train travel look so glorious and magical. I wish we had more trains, man. Ugh.

I think we should stop doing “3-episode season premieres” I think that’s a blight on society

UNITED NATIONS (AP) — UN chief warns world leaders that humanity has entered 'an age of reckless disruption and relentless human suffering.'

“We may have killed some minorities, yes, but wasn’t it worth it? So your wife can get some breadsticks in the evening? What a great thing we’ve done.”

This is… absolutely incoherent. You cannot possibly see this and think “yeah that guy knows what he’s talking about. That’s a good president.” This is a man who is on a STEADY mental decline. We are SO cooked man 😂😂

Currently watching a video on Dwayne McDuffie and when I say that my perspective of Dwayne and the original Milestone Media shifted profoundly thanks to @jmille99.bsky.social is an understatement. Check out the Hypertime to Podcast episode he and I did on Milestone four years ago. vgu.tv?p=19232

They’re really committing to making a Turn Off the Dark film and I am HERE FOR IT.

Hot take but I think video games are cool and good

Idk man, I kinda think it could be bullshit. I loved Weapons, but… we don’t need this.

I’m not gonna listen to anything RFK Jr. says until he can say a sentence with a single breath. I don’t care how mean that sounds, actually.

This just in, cavemen didn’t have autism either. Isn’t that weird that if you don’t supply mental health support to test for a mental health issue… it just doesn’t happen?

PERSONAL POST: I am a parent of a teenager on the autism spectrum. I am literally sitting in my car right now waiting for her to finish up ABA therapy, which she does regularly each week. I won’t watch this abomination of a press conference by Trump/RFK. But media can quote me: “Burn in Hell.”

Autism doesn’t need to be cured.

I happen to love acetaminophen and I’ve never been diagnosed with autism. Take that, government.

If only he’d caught fire. Oops!

Remember when Nickelodeon had creative, unique programming?

I hope MA wins this lawsuit and takes everything they have. If you refuse to allow your foster child to live comfortably and express their gender identity as they want, you DO NOT deserve to be a foster parent. Also, just look at these people. www.milforddailynews.com/story/news/r...

Heya True Believers, do you want to live in a shadow existence full of screams but you have no mouth to scream? Excelsior!!!

I genuinely hope someone takes this abomination and breaks it immediately. Just give it a swift punch and shatter the damn thing.

Y’all, we been sleeping on Hairspray. I mean, yes I’ve loved it since I was a kid. But this song just came on while wearing headphones and holy FUCK, it still goes SO HARD. This movie musical is up there with Sweeney and Mamma Mia. Start putting respect on Hairspray.

there are more channels than ever but they're all owned and controlled by the same handful of enormous companies, like how in the grocery store each aisle appears to have a lot of competition but each aisle is 1-2 megacorps selling to different demographics with brand labels they made up or acquired

Yall I can’t wait to play Super Mario Galaxy again. I think about it at least once a day. I’m so excited.

Why does BlueSky’s search function suck so bad? I should be able to look up a person and a keyword and find a specific skeet I’m looking for. That’s basic internet stuff.

YouTube really trying to ruin my day right as it starts. Just saw a short of Anthony Craptano listing every album he’s given a 0/10. Right up at the top? Welcome to the Madhouse by Tones & I, an album I sincerely love. This fuckin guy 😂 It never ends!

Pretty crazy that I got to see the last episode of late night talk shows before the fall of late night talk shows. Colbert is incredible, though. Dude doesn’t back down to anyone. I look forward to seeing his anger grow stronger.

Charlie Kirk didn’t believe in hate speech because at the time we were calling out slurs and conservative rhetoric. You know, the slurs and conservative rhetoric that Charlie Kirk was saying.

Found myself watching an hour long video yesterday on FNAF lore and dammit, I’ve been thinking about it all day. I crave more Five Nights At Freddy’s knowledge.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.