The Tucker Carlson Defense: 'Noone in their right minds would believe anything they see or hear on this program, it is Entertainment Media'

They only write "Soros" because they realize that saying what they really mean ("The Jews") would look bad.

Terrific

A nausea bag. 🤮

Haha! Because CA went about it legally and had our citizens VOTE FOR IT, it will withstand legal challenges. Red States, not so much. End result? We will get more seats and the MAGA idiots will just have to SUCK IT. You know, like Trump sucked Bubba. 🤣🤣🤣

He could also be referred to as President Oink!

No, not if it's done properly. Texas didn't do it properly.

Yep. Federal offense. I'm working on 100% legality. Everything else is unacceptable.

Celebrating a murderer sucks to begin with, and this blubbering baby wasn't in the least regretful the night he killed two protesters. He was flashing gang signs with the guys at the bar. Big smiles all around. His 15 minutes is over. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

It was a Game Cube game, it did have an HD version on the Wii U. I got the Wii Skyward Sword game, with a special fancy Zelda controller, and.. The having to hold the controller straight up was a pain in the butt! Nice controller, I didn't like the ergonomics.

Once again, a giant weed plant is taking over my tent! Oh my... Better get a pizza ready.

Fuck all the liars on FOX Noise... Prices are not, down ... they are UP. Coffee: UP 18.9% Utilities: UP 11.7% Electricity: UP 5.1% Vehicles: UP 11.5% Middle class families in California pay LESS in taxes than in states like Texas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas.

Seattle, LA. It's right next to Philadelphia, Chicago, or a hop skip, and a jump from St. Petersburg, Palm Beach... Also, does he think the mayor of... wherever... controls the tides? What water is coming in that "wouldn't have?" I want to see that "IQ Test" he aced!

We Must Bring Back Shame To Those In The Epstein Files!!!

We live in a wee Scottish town - McDonalds where I live means the wee woman three doors over - but she makes a mean lentil soup with a ham bone!

When wages don’t cover basic needs, taxpayers end up subsidizing the gap while corporations profit. Supporting workers with fair pay isn’t radical, it’s responsible economic policy.

This doesn't rise to child rape..this isn't raping 13 year olds.. inappropriate, yes, true...but: Equal to the Epstein shit? No. Not even close.

Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"

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"Dominiscus your biscuits, Go Bears!" 🤣🤣🤣

The old men paid to have sex with them against their will. They were used as sex slaves multiple times a day . Sex trafficked around the globe. Many if the girls came from Trumps modeling agency. That exploited their work. Leaving them with debts to work off on Epstein Island.

At least it wasn't Animal Quackers!

🎶Roe, a deer, a tiny deer..."🎶

Nice! I got some old school stuff...

Dershowitz was telling the truth, he kept his underwear on the entire time, on his head.

Ever seen the original Jerry Lewis version? He didn't become slim,he became a "cool cat", playing blues on the piano, and sparkling like a Lounge Lizard. Fun movie, Stella Stevens got the last punchline. That said, the Eddie Murphy one stands out alone, it was much more funny, imo. Fart jokes, YAY!

Read an article the other day in the Guardian (now with very annoying cookie options) about the song I'm Not In Love: www.theguardian.com/music/2018/f...

Trump is throwing everybody including the janitor under the bus.

… but if it’s a hoax, won’t an investigation find nothing to prove the democrats did anything wrong? Dude can’t even lie well anymore

You can probably skip this Lifetime movie.

Aliens lock their spaceship doors when rolling by Earth

Great band, but they did have some ignorable songs They're STILL in my CD rotation.. ❤️❤️❤️

Raise thine limbs hither, present thine palms to the heavens with ne'er an earthly concern addling thee. Like fields of wheat in the wind, sway with melody

You deserve to show off your hard work. 😀👍

Guests from all four of Kim Davis’s weddings claim that after she throws the bouquet, she wrestles the woman who caught it, hogties her, and struts away.

Given the latest revelations, I'm not sure we're making a big enough deal that Trump initially wanted Matt Gaetz for AG.

Every republican is a proud supporter of each one of these sick fuk’s,

Ms. Brown speaking the truth 🔥

My faves? Dogma J&SB Strike Back Chasing Amy Jersey Girl Mallrats Ones I strenuously avoid.. Clerks 3 Daredevil The rest I like, even the Die Hard one. Yeah, he was in it, not directing..

U.S. LAW is crystal clear, no matter what your mom, religious leader, or politician says: ❌️ Raping ❌️ a ❌️ person ❌️ of ❌️ any ❌️ age ❌️ is ❌️ illegal ❌️ and ❌️ sick ❌️ A.F.

The editorial staff throwing their weight behind donnie dotard in 2016? And ever since? Yeah. A useless rag pretending to be non biased, with all hands on the scale for GQP.

Can I still take an emergency dump in the Starbucks bathroom during the strike if I don’t buy anything?

Why not make it a daily tradition? Oh, and, eat plenty of greasy fried foods, broccoli, and taco Bell.. let'em KNOW you were there. "Wow, dude, that crap set off the smoke alarms!!"

When they say they want to lower the age of legal marriage, it is simultaneously to lower the age of consent on sex, and limit the number of children who can claim legally to be raped or sexually assaulted. It's a lovely return to the 19th century, like cholera outbreaks.

What happened to JD Vance. Oh I know! It became politically advantageous for him to shut his mouth and become Trump’s VP and enabler-in-chief. Stow it JD, we know you’re a political chameleon on the hunt for as much power as you can grab. You’re the symptom and the disease.