the grinch just wanted everyone to stop making all that damn noise and i feel him

“Im sorry, do you have a prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?”

Disney movies n chill

Hey… if there is glitter on you… do not fucking touch meeeeeee eewwww

“Why Should I Worry” “Everybody Wants to be a Cat” “Bear Necessities” “I Just Cant Wait to be King”

Still haven’t watched the news since election day

I have enough hair for a nice sized fro now and lemme tell ya….. (Yall will NEVER see it) 😂😂😂😂😂

Just reviewed all the humpday action I missed yesterday and….

I’ve [literally] been sleeping on waking up early. I’ve gone to the gym, grocery store, eaten breakfast and showered all before 9am

Sometimes you wake up extra early for no reason so you just lay in the bed in quiet and listen to the rain fall quietly outside while you think too hard about your life.

Approachadating

MUSTAAAAAAARRRRRDDDDD!!!!

Im headed to Waffle House in Atlanta yall stay tuned 😂😂

Please set a appointment for any FT or Phone calls

My soulmate is not someone I’m not attracted to. Full stop.

🫶🏾

I cannot wait to move to a tropical island. I don’t think humans (me) should live in weather below 70 degrees idc

Turned my Christmas lights on…Cooking dinner and listening to Christmas music. I ALMOST wish I had some kids running around. ALMOST.

So…. Im rewatching Game of Thrones… Season 3, Ep 4…. Joffrey is walking Margaery through the castle and says some of Rhaenyra’s remains are buried there after her brother’s dragon ate her….?????????? Is that how my girl dies????????????? How did I not remember that omg

Lmao excuse this????

I see you sitting alone and admire you for avoiding people.

Im really fascinated by people who are not ticklish. How dark your soul must be that laughter cannot be physically extracted from you. It’s sad.

My Thanksgiving was soooooo fun

Im very much an introvert but the thing is, I know how to tap into my extroversion when it counts and that’s why everyone thinks Im a social butterfly 😂. I wanna be left alone 75% of the time.

Sometimes you gotta pop out and block n*ggas. Or whatever Kendrick said.

It’s really ridiculous how much I love Pappadeaux. Like….. it’s Thanksgiving and I just wanna go there and eat

Neighbor got her turkey stuffed this morning. I know that’s right.

I do it for the people who played Streets of Rage on Sega Genesis…. But specifically, the gays who played with my girl Blaze 😂

I never get tired of seeing Meg twerk 😍🫨😍

Cheesecake Mac & Cheese Liquor Chaos

I love a nerdy joke 😂😂😂

The face, the scent 😎

Boutta watch this Toy Story marathon so leave me alone please

Ass everywhere 😂 youtu.be/HozPPyqW0dY?...

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Im on mac & cheese duty tomorrow yall. Wish me luck 😅

#BlackSky who travels ✈️ drop your pics! 📸 Tamarindo, Costa Rica 🇨🇷

007 Goldeneye

Yall love to bring up the salt vs. sugar in grits argument but I never see any smoke for people who eat chitlins’. They are the real villains. Let’s not lose the plot.

🗣️ MEGAAAAAAAAAAAN

Might as well post the rest of the clip since yall like this so much! #SquabbleUp #GNX #KendrickLamar

Lmaooo @ me going to Home Goods in fcking Virginia thinking I was about to find some Black people Christmas decor. Shoulda went to Maryland

“Rain” by Ro James

Crash Money Records is crazy

The way @mrtryfe.bsky.social DJ’d that party last night should be studied. The people were DANCING! Chef’s kiss 💋

Not y’all bringing the cheating scandals on the skyline. I pay HOA fees in this ho and the last thing I want is to see those hoodlums activities in my neighborhood.

This morning, I had a very chatty uber driver who told me he got a bad rating because he talked too much… So…. Stop talking maybe????

I love being black.

Time for Pappadeaux 😋

Yea