It is not enough to tell you that you should put down your phone and read a book. You are entitled to a book which is so fascinating that any content with which you occupy yourself on the regular is tedious by comparison. I have found such a book. See you when I see you.

o blessed lord she is making gumbo AGAIN just got a taste of her roux only a matter of a few hours

If social media platforms are such a shitshow, how is it that I can bliss out listening to a harpist on YouTube playing Claire de Lune?

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Pope Leo: “Don't reduce everything to commerce and profit. Those who enjoy the most and live each moment better are the ones who stop nibbling here and there.”

Truckers at the local diner in Roswell NM:

web site: would you like to download the app for the full customer experience?? me: wOuLd You LIkE to dOwNLoAd the ApP FoR the fuLl cUStOmeR eXPeriENce? shut up web site i hope you fall in quicksand

*fertilizer

The bishops of the United States began the afternoon with Eucharistic Exposition and Afternoon Prayer, before the Mass of Consecration of the United States of America to the Most Sacred Heart of Jesus. Join the livestream at: https://ow.ly/E5cO50ZaFWn

IF BREAKFAST REALLY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY WHY HASN'T CAP'N CRUNCH BEEN PROMOTED TO ADMIRAL?

Pope to Spanish bishops: “We must not forget something we learn from the troubles of so many migrants: a person who is alone, without roots and without resources, suffers terribly and finds it very difficult to establish solid bonds in the place where they arrive.” www.vatican.va/content/leo-...

Hail Hydra!

Nada te turbe nada te espante todo lo pasa Dios no se muda La paciencia todo lo alcanza quien a Dios tiene nada le falta Solo Dios basta

‪“No one can kneel before the Lord and despise their brother…Let us drink anew from this Eucharistic spring, which does not enclose us in private devotion, but sends us out to refresh our brothers and sisters, our families, the poor, the suffering, and those who have lost hope.” - Pope Leo

Best argument for jury nullification I’ve seen to date.

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This goes beyond so far beyond ideology, in that I can imagine a screaming bare-knuckle fight with shills from either party on this topic.

Repent, beg forgiveness, make amends, or burn forever. apnews.com/article/immi...

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

Trump no longer surprises me. Horrifies, yes, but upon hearing that he’s turning 80 it all makes sense. Time is running out. He’s on the clock. This is what a life on speedrun without any effort to get right with God looks like. It’s all sociopathic drama until the curtain goes down. Tick tock.

With my dirty glasses, I read that last bit as “eschatology”. Works out either way.

I believe in (descending order): Love Friendship Solidarity Respect Courtesy Nothing “Allyship” did not make the list, and never will.

The month of June is dedicated to the Sacred Heart of Jesus Christ.

Of course my wife is tired. She drinks only a fraction of the coffee required to support a baseline level of sanity and cognition.

The show “America’s Got Talent” disproves its own thesis

People have said “God hates me” when faced with far less than what appears daily on the news, so I can only conclude that He loves me dearly but requires that I undergo purification of an unspecified nature.

If he had won in 2020, imagine s pivot towards a COVID policy that would have put us all in the ground.

“Even by the standards of modern first responders, the bomb squad is disappointingly measured and cautious.”

come to our aid o lord and in your mercy deliver us from the ancient enemy of all mankind

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i think the phrase "their cities" is interesting in that it expresses the republican belief that they are at war with their neighbors

You can always count on Booker to be the first one to the microphone, and to say something weaker than British taco sauce.

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“Chicken! Good!”

Our contempt of celebrity opinions has moved beyond political disagreements. That’s old school now.

Si quieres conocer los colores más bellos Ver el agua correr y oír cantar el ave azul Necesitas beber del manantial de agua viva donde brota el amor donde nace la flor del más bello color

Hey @skyscraper-prj.bsky.social, we celebrate the intolerable thirst for the new! #NoMansSky #GalacticHub #GalacticHubProject #NewARGHype!!!!

Blue Texas is the deadbeat dad who is absolutely going to spend the weekend with you, but next weekend. He will probably actually show up at some point, but you'd be a fool to sit around waiting for it.

barely satire

I installed DuckDuckGo and never looked back.

Slightly diminish a book: Apprentice’s Gothic

To a weird sect of Christian bigots who worship a pedophile king, The Ballroom basically functions as the third temple in Judaism.

Once we take a cold hard look at the legacy of slavery, mistreatment of workers and immigrants, violations of civil rights, cruelty to the innocent and defenseless, we are faced with the worst Christians imaginable.

Billionaire's college commencement speech devolves into "good luck bitches" and maniacal laughter while he disappears into a cloud of smoke.

I worked for tips for a while and I can smell a stiff coming from a mile away

What kind of woman did I marry, you might ask? The kind that giggles and takes pleasure in dismantling a broken spinnet piano with a screwdriver.

the Democratic party would enjoy much broader support if they stopped cloning The Dad From 'Get Out' to flood everyone's mentions with smuggest, most self congratulatory dogshit takes the world has ever seen

Don’t kid yourself that you don’t need backup strategies, even if you never have to use them. Can you not imagine a world in which some ratfucker up the food chain demands the same premiums for internet service as you now pay for insurance?

O+, O-, A+, A-, AB+, AB-