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Being liked is grossly overrated Aries ☀️Leo🌙Taurus⬆️
The Lion King. Stray Kids. MCR. This is going to be a good year.
11 months ago
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Jon Bois
11 months ago
my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache
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I am begging this year to be better
11 months ago
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Mr. Chau
12 months ago
Was really hoping Jimmy Carter would outlive me
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Ah. Fantastic.
add a skeleton here at some point
11 months ago
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At this point I am BEGGING for an eternal slumber
12 months ago
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I’ve been getting into Clowns recently
12 months ago
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The Rockit announcement actually kinda makes me sad
12 months ago
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Just got teary eyed thinking about Jumbo Jr
12 months ago
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I’ll do better next year
12 months ago
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Xbox720ConceptImage
12 months ago
Make CEOs Scared Again
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Olly Olly oxen free? More like Olly Olly cocks in me I am so sorry
12 months ago
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slop enjoyer
12 months ago
[victorian child walking into his parents’ room at 3am] i’ve done a deed most foul
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Jesus was a simp I’ve cracked the code
12 months ago
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When does Jesus die and when does he rise I’m so confused I’ve never been to church
12 months ago
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“Raw, next question” is absoLUTELY insane
12 months ago
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My sister (23) didn’t know what intercept meant when talking about football but the moment I said “intercept the call” she understood
12 months ago
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Chris quote of the day “oh my fucking god it’s the fucking ring bitch”
12 months ago
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If he can commit to the bit he can commit to me
12 months ago
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According to my co-star “Love is God” which is very appropriate for a lil theatre kid like myself 🙂↕️
about 1 year ago
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The way this man remembered our first interaction in 2018 ooommmfffgggggg got me giggling and kicking my feet !!!
about 1 year ago
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Just 2 more hours until it’s vacation time !!
about 1 year ago
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I feel like making Pastaroni this late/early is diabolical
about 1 year ago
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Just had my first sip of water of 12/6/25 on 12/7/24 @ 1:30am
about 1 year ago
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There is something so embarrassing about finding out what my Spotify Wrapped is
about 1 year ago
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🪿 Bird Holly 🦉
about 1 year ago
Pretty bummed the aliens didn’t invade today
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My dream basically said “shoot your shot before it’s too late” but like I can’t let give him the win to that battle
about 1 year ago
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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻
about 1 year ago
A lot of my friendships at this point are just us sending up flares from the bottom of our wells to let each other know we're still alive
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I was ON ONE today
about 1 year ago
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astrology bot
about 1 year ago
aries, who usually prefers to keep things to yourself, is now raving mad about everyone and everything. it’s not because you care about them but because you believe in yourself. you’re such a star. keep smiling.
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I love Mitchel and Minuscule 💕
about 1 year ago
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Being an empathetic leader sucks tbh
about 1 year ago
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But Chris and Christian know they my numba 1s
about 1 year ago
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Massimo being sad that I don’t post about him broke my heart
about 1 year ago
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My co-star just told me to not talk shit today so I guess no one talk to me until December 1st
about 1 year ago
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What McDonald’s doesn’t know is that a 28 year old (me) just ordered the happy meal
about 1 year ago
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I really stood in the rain just to avoid conversations
about 1 year ago
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I can’t believe I fell in front of my grandparents house with a turkey in my hands before the day even started
about 1 year ago
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Have yall ever been overwhelmed?
about 1 year ago
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Watching the Thanksgiving day parade: My sister- look it’s Pinocchio! (It was pikachu)
about 1 year ago
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I am obsessed with the term “fuck ass”
about 1 year ago
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Oh gawd here comes the manic episode
about 1 year ago
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We had arts and crafts during a meeting today. Chris said “oh hell yeah dude”
about 1 year ago
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Merry Christmas from “pee boi”
about 1 year ago
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Co-Star PLEASE
about 1 year ago
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Ugly cried more than once today
about 1 year ago
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Ugly cried at work
about 1 year ago
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Seeing so many people grow up and are eager to fight for what’s right makes me so proud to have led them
about 1 year ago
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Trauma dumped and cried twice today 🙂↕️
about 1 year ago
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