Didn’t have “body positivity” on my 2026 Bingo Card but I’m an “enjoys catching himself in the mirror” guy now

RFK Junior out there Making America Dry Again

Yeah, I’m tired all the time

Just when i thought i understood gaming

Turning on a kettle GB vs US

I'll only see Melania if there's a post-credit scene that's a POV of someone reading the Epstein files

Would love to meet the person who bought the ticket for Melania and ask them why

When I say “living the dream” this is what I mean

The only thing I’ll miss about winter is the ability to work out without drowning in enough sweat for Titanic 2 to navigate through

“Life finds a way” …yeah, wish it wouldn’t keep doing that shit

Cortana exploring MAGA brains like

Every other SM can suck my ass

Donald Trump is so smart that he started a civil war in the country that he’s trying to invade other countries with

And also, grass is green

It’s not a world that wants me, nor do I want it

People who call being trans a mental illness but are chill with people having 12 kids will always puzzle me

If you have to us AI to make your point then your point is instantly invalided

Love my coat but with all due respect to the coat, i can’t wait to put this thing away and forget it exists for a few months

The "They took er jerrrrbs" crowd being ok with AI is the biggest irony i can think of right now

"People over 30 shouldn't play video games" Just makes no sense to me, why would you stop yourself from doing something that doesn't affect anyone else because you've breathed air for a particular amount of time

Oh fucking fuck AI so hard that it gains self awareness and cries itself to sleep tonight

Conservatives defecting to Reform is the political equivalent of a murderer deciding to hang out with a group of murderous paedophiles

It's so frustrating to watch people arguing over what the current big issue with society is when in reality all of our issues just stem from the fact that we're currently in late stage capitalism

People will say "I'm don't know why, but everything went downhill after 2016" forgetting the 2 big things that happened in 2016

In a real "will everyone in this office STFU, please?" mood

When Starmer announces that it’s time to defend America in World War 3 brought to you by McDonald’s & Hilton Hotels

is...is 2016 an aesthetic now?

Ok honestly? I can’t say I’m feeling the new first look of Lara Croft from the Prime show. I’m almost certain that I’ll eat these words though

I miss the days when we were able to allow ourselves to be excited about things like Marvel movies and video games. Now the world’s gone to shit and we’ve had no choice but to become cynical assholes

"banning X in the UK is a breach of free speech" your supporters had the chance to speak ...but they cancelled To Catch a Predator

Beginning to think that the radio host wouldn't ACTUALLY "love to know what i think"

Stuck at the office when I should be…shit, I don’t know, anywhere else I guess?

ooo I just heard this being spoken about on the radio at work ...should i have taken this more seriously?

I don't believe all of these claims that Twitter is going to be banned in the UK but man is it a great idea! Musk's supporters were given an image generator and immediately used it to make CP ...i don't think I need to explain why it should be banned

I've seen a lot of interest around what the rest of the world think about the ICE murder. As a Brit; it's pretty unanimously clear that this was murder. Additionally though, this is another one of those things that we're terrified will make it across to us from the U.S. We're apprehensive

Will sadly have to remove my jumper for the 10 o’clock meeting today

A man with a gun held to a woman’s head claims he had to defend himself No, this isn’t a quote from an Onion article

The Far-Right “defending” themselves in 2026

Shouldn't be surprised I suppose, the far-right have been inventing terrorist groups for years, first was ANTIFA now ICE ...only one of them is real though

Had a drink with this random guy from the bar last night, he gave me his contact info but I lost it Could anyone help me out and give me his contact information please?

Happy 10th anniversary to Blackstar and once again, congrats to Bowie for dropping one last masterpiece and then pissing off before the world went to shit

ICE is a terrorist organisation and should be dealt with as such There’s nothing more to it, these are just the facts

What’s the difference between Musk’s salute and Mamdani’s wave?

Absolutely detest the fact that you can no longer use the internet and opt out of using AI, it’s forced on you

You say you’ve lived but have you ever poured yourself a Scotch and spun Electric Ladyland?

Here are my Top 5 Albums for 2025 1. billy woods - GOLLIWOG 2. McKinley Dixon - Magic, Alive! 3. ROSALÍA - LUX 4. FKA twigs - EUSEXUA 5. Dijon - Baby

As satisfying as it is to see the so called "invincible alpha males" get their asses handed to them, does it not feel a little convenient that this has become the internet talking point and not the Epstein-Trump redactions?

Rough day for people who received their Pimping Hoes Degree in YouTuber merch

“I’m back” …..🎵I play Pokémon Go, everyday 🎵