I’d rather be a Dumocrat than a Rapeublican.

My neighbors were listening to some pretty cool music, until they asked me to turn it down.

Thankfully Mr Trump has established that there’s no need for due process. So, the next president can just arrest him and detain him in an ice facility indefinitely without charge.

Had a truck hit the side of the car this morning. Everyone fine. But the hassle is ridiculous. Entire day messed up.

Fuck you Don. Ours is even bigger.

Jon Stewart will destroy him in the Presidential Debates.

To be fair, there is a lot less of it to direct these days.

Fucking Hell The Sam Fender Song Exploder episode.

I’m generally not a fan of harsh prison sentences. But I don’t know what else we can do about deli staff who dont properly cut a sandwich in two.

I’m glad I went to a lot of concerts in my early years because I absolutely cannot afford it anymore

Now, if you’ll all excuse me, I need to go hang out with my rapist friends in America.

My 11yo daughter wore her new tshirt (with an angry possum saying "TRANS RIGHTS OR I BITES") to their 5th grade graduation party and one of her friends' mums sent a text saying how the tshirt had made her trans daughter's whole day, and that she hadn't seen her smile like that in 'so long'. #Pride

grew up in Kilkenny. I love hurling. I watched and went to most games. But ever since they fucked around with the championship, turned it into a league. Ended it mid Sunmer, I’ve completely lost interest. I don’t even know when Kilkenny are playing this year.

Honestly I don’t trust any politician who maintains a presence on Twitter. It clearly shows exactly what they’re willing to overlook if they consider it beneficial for themselves. So how am I supposed to ever trust them to do the right thing in any other scenario?

Hand on heart, no thanks. I have lots of very sensible wonderful British friends. But just No No No. This bullshit has convulsed the EU and UK for a decade. And they show zero signs of getting to grips with themselves. Farage could actually end up PM. Come back to us in a decade or two.

Back in the 80’s the internet didn’t exist, so when we discovered a song like La Bamba, there was no way to translate it. Fluent Spanish speakers weren’t common in Rural Ireland. Translation was basically a crowd effort among school kids, none of whom spoke any Spanish.

Man tries and fails to organise a piss up in a brewery.

Says the country with “Lord Lebedev of Siberia” awarded a life peerage by the PM who went against the advice of security services when appointing him 😆

My 14yo kid’s band have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebrations. But, Don, if you’re listening. For $1bn cash up front, I can get them to change their mind.

So the 250th anniversary of American Independence will be celebrated by a concert featuring a guy who ripped off something British, doesn’t care about democracy. Honestly I wasn’t expecting them to capture the US so accurately.

Eugene Martone has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration.

Marvin Berry and the Starlighters have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration.

Fender seems to be investing millions into the most elaborate marketing campaign imaginable for PRS and the Silver Sky guitar. This is going to be studied in business text books for years. www.guitarworld.com/gear/electri...

Michael Martin is the Luckiest Taoiseach in History. To get to govern while the UK is ….y’know. …and the US is …..Like….that.

I have to assume this is clickbait from a writer with thousands of followers hoping to get thousands more because writers need followers. I really don’t know how I, following 30 people get more out of this site than someone following a thousand. Maybe declutter your feed bro.

Laments lack of back and forth on Bluesky. Blocks Replies on Bluesky. 🤔 🤷

I don’t know why anyone needs to analyse why”other” people join a social media platform. I don’t recognise the problems this guy seems to have with Bluesky. It’s an app. Use it or don’t, stay or go. No need to overthink it. I left Twitter because Musk is a cunt. Of the alternatives this one stuck

Richie on the ball

lmao

Saw my first new Ford Capri in the wild today. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

The Private Eye Page 94 podcast is always good. But every year around my birthday they run the Paul Foot awards. Six nominees, and they cover one story per day in the run up to the awards. This year, like every year has some outstanding investigative journalism. My fave so far: Lindsay Bruce.

Remember this... Eire has had gender recognition based on self-ID for over 10 years with no reports of abuse or hatred. The gender critical movement in Eire is minuscule. This is a British problem. A very sick, twisted, British cult problem. It is a disturbing European outlier . This is not normal.

Trump doesn't like dogs. I don't mean he doesn't own one. He's said he "doesn't like" dogs. Obviously. Dogs don't see status or possessions. They just see who you are and how you treat them and others. The have nothing to give you except company and loyalty. Things Trump thinks are for suckers.

Not the Rapes. Not mocking the Disabled. Not the Racism. Not the extrajudicial killings. Not the staggering corruption. Not the unnecessary war. Not the dead schoolgirls. Not Epstein. Gas Prices. Gas prices was their red line.

Trumps own son held his wedding in a location that Trump couldn’t travel to. I wouldn’t want the smell of soiled diapers at my wedding either.

It would help that Nurse in Queens a lot more to make healthcare free at the point of use than cut their tax.

When you look at UK politics over the last decade, it's worth remembering that in the middle of all of that there are some people being paid very well for being "political consultants"

Labour's mistake before the last election was they focused so much on saying the things that would get then elected that they were handcuffed upon taking power. It has destroyed Starmer's time as Prime Minister, and will soon end it. Let's see what the candidates for his job have learned.

I see the occasional horror stories about Home Owner's associations in the US. I'm always left to wonder, how can people live like that without going completely insane? How are you all not murdering each other and just descending into anarch....... Wait. I see it now. Nevermind.

Is the Labour Research Department entirely staffed by undercover Reform and Tory operatives? I've never seen a support base more desperate for a good policy get kicked in the face this often and this hard, by their own party.

I recently lost the fight to keep 1-to-1 laptops out of our school. I tried. I argued. I wrote a whole document. I cited research like the research mentioned here. youtube.com/shorts/fUy6E...

If you're having a shitty day, boy do I have some medicine for you. youtube.com/shorts/4_KMs...

I hope it’s the kind of epic disaster that’s talked about for centuries. Gianni Infantino and Trump are utter cunts.

I was around at the birth of the web. I was one of that first few thousand people on the planet to hear about this new thing called HTML. It was exciting. I remember the web's popularity spreading. I remember it evolving. I really did not think I'd live to see it die.

I used to like the Chopstix chain. At some point prices went up and portion sizes went down to the point I gave up. Today I decided to give them another go. The girl was literally picking individual pieces of chicken and trying to avoid picking up pieces of meat with the veg.

The Root of all evil is the notion that companies can not be just profitable, but must grow their profits relentlessly. That one idea destroys everything.

Between Iraq and a hard place.

Fender are up to some very shady shit in the EU. Demanding other companies destroy their inventory of guitars. Hand over names and purchase history of customers. Whether they succeed or fail. I won’t be buying any more Fender gear.

When I was a kid, doing my homework, there was always someone knocking on the door asking if I wanted to come out to play. As an adult I have this guy for that job.

I watched the lost bass doc. Maybe I missed something but it looks a lot of the doc is about outing the guy who stole it. Something his son is conflicted about. But kind of accepts it’s worth it to get it back. Then the whole doc takes a sharp turn. youtu.be/BlGgRs9omIc?...