"I don't care if the strait remains closed. We're fine. We don't need the strait at all." Followed by: "You're treasonous."

My man looks like he directed an arthouse biopic about the Pillsbury Doughboy.

This fucking chud is on Bluesky? LMAO, most worthy addition to my maga trolls of Bluesky block list in a while.

Pro tip: If it's a cold and damp day and you get bored but want to snap out of it, do yourself a favor and try to take a nap. It's the surefire way to get 22 phone calls and 16 text messages within the span of 3 minutes.

‘Policymakers, in their determination to extend the cycle indefinitely, have inadvertently deprived many young investors of the education only free markets can provide.’ www.palmvalleycapital.com/post/the-won...

These people are so fucking stupid it hurts. Hey everybody, even though we're funneling all the money away from families and taking away healthcare, have more babies! We're being held hostage by ancient, demented fucking idiots who are unable to comprehend even the most basic things.

LOL, why won't the new leader show himself? How are we supposed to know who we're supposed to kill next? Sebastian talks just like Stewie from Family Guy if Stewie was a racist loathsome idiotic piece of monkey shit. Gorka reminds me thatTrump's bench is very deep with idiots.

Low energy sleepy donOLD

I spent the entire day thinking today was Thursday. And I thought yesterday was Wednesday, etc... Was I in a coma for a day this week? I guess retirement has revealed both positives and negatives; positive being I do what I want at my leisure and negative being IDK WTF day it is.

Slight tangent: What I find ironic is that when trying to prosecute someone for attempting a coup, the courts drag on and on and willfully allow the perpetrator to be re-elected President. But then the courts are also willing to rule instantly when it comes to quashing Democracy. Weird.

It must have been HuNtEr BiDeN's LaPtOp!

Holy shit that's a pretty big number vs est and prev. Granted, some of that might be from people taking an advance on tax refunds, but could also be a sign the consumer is tapped out.

My son had some income last year. Come tax time I set him up with a Roth IRA and invested it in qqq. He's up ~15% in < a month. Gonna have to explain to him that this is not how things typically work and to enjoy it while it's happening but definitely to not expect it.

There's been no shortage of stupid ideas the past few years, but if they were ranked, this one would be at least top-decile stupid. And I think I'm being generous by underestimating the sheer stupidity of this idea. People with stupid ideas like these can seriously go fuck themselves.

TDS can’t hold a candle to BBS: Blame Biden Syndrome.

So, simultaneously, trump has: 1) Taken control of Venezuela oil, 2) Cut off EU oil supply via Hormuz causing EU to tap reserves, 3) Signaled troop reductions and base closures in EU, 4) Removed sanctions on Russian oil. If he's trying to help Russia and make EU vulnerable, this is how to do it.

LMAO, so when trump fails he can claim the test is rigged? But seriously, I think if @ivanthek.bsky.social held this up to the light it would say something along the lines of "I have Obama Derangement Syndrome"

I wonder if there are any references to "86" in the Epstein files?

We've crossed the rubicon into the land of peak stupidity. Awesome.

On the money:

Just a picture of peak maga alpha masculinity. "The fittest president in modern history"

I don't recall it ever being this cold in April! But the fire smells nice!

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode*: no Love Jones, no Pretty Woman, no Friday(s), no Rush Hours.

Good good good Yes, Donald, pretty please willfully do the one thing that will make you even less popular to the masses! It's amazing how someone could be so chronically wrong but still have support. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

Hey, all! The adhjucated rapist and felon who plunged 6 businesses into bankruptcy and was best friends with one of the most prolific child sex traffickers ever thinks Hakeem is unfit for office. I'm sure Hakeem is devastated.

Scientists: oh, man, we did all the blow but I have an idea.

Ah, love it when junior calls, in a panic, because he's studying for a fixed income exam and needs help unpacking a convoluted swap spread question. But, yikes, it's been a while since I've dug into the weeds on that stuff!

Anti inflation no war president who criticized too big to fail is now the arbitrarily bomb everyone president who will do anything to make sure his friends all get a bail out from his resulting abject stupidity. What a country.

Why not just say that we should adopt policies promoting higher earnings so a breadwinner could support a family? But they feel their job is incomplete unless they jizz their load of faux christianity all over the audience. I hope they handed out towels at the door. Hawley is a fucking clown.

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

"BuT hE dOeSn'T tAke A pAyChEcK!"

We. Are. So. Cooked. The dude currently in the WH attempted a coup and was still reelected. He's been acting like a temu mob boss ever since and Congress refuses to keep him in check. So, there's zero chance of them tackling a problem like this before it's far too late to tackle.

this is excellent

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Imagine being totally serious and somebody with an Aussie accent laughing in your face. We should demand more of this.

There are scams everywhere. REMINDER: Mahmoud's family definitely needs your help.

"ARE YOU THE BOY WHO MOWS MY LAWN?"

Being the good son that I am, I just finished my parent's 2025 Federal and State returns, old school (pops doesn't trust the computer). And like clockwork, I'm reminded each year of how convoluted and idiotic our federal tax system actually is. And NJ is no better.

But on the bright side, he's acknowledging he's actually going to leave office. (he pardoned everyone from Jan 6. did we really think he wasn't going to pardon everyone who participated in the greatest crime spree ever?)

I don't think it's anywhere near a probability, but the ABSOLUTE craziest thing is that if WWIII did happen i'm not sure which side the US would be on. That's an amazing thought considering the past 100 years.

Well you see what had happened was...

About sums it up #EnergySky

Hey it’s a huge victory for Oman, who net given a million dollars for ever ship passing the strait for reasons they’re as confused about as we are

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

Shart of the deal…

Oh, the poor farmers and builders who literally voted to have their low cost, below minimum wage workers deported. But they're resourceful, maybe they can somehow use AI to pick the apples and put new roofs on houses in the dead of summer?

"We will end your civilization tonight" Somebody tell bonehead Harrington that nuclear winter is metaphor and doesn't actually bring the temperature down.

"Talks are going very well"

This is why I run the maga troll block list...so you don't have to endure the idiots who try to turn BlueSky into Twitter...

Just when you think: Okay, our president just said the dumbest thing a president has ever said and because we're used to him being so stupid it would be hard for him to post something even more stupid... Anyway, I'm hoping one of his lackeys tweeted this...for obvious reasons.