📌Just in case a MAGA in your life is lecturing you about respecting Lindsey Graham and the dead. Have a good day, everybody.

Best half of this world cup, so far.

What, did the Norwegians party a little too much last night in the city. Probably the worst strategy they could choose is to toy with the ball midfield. Brazil is WAY too fast to play that kind of game.

The greatest thing about the World Cup is listening to the countless people who know more about astrophysics than they do about soccer all saying "bogus red card". LMAO

Lmao these people are fucking idiots beyond compare.

I can't believe that I'm saying this but, after careful deliberation, I've decided to follow InfoWars.

IDK, Balogun's red might be legit. It was a sloppy foul and the nature of it made it a serious one. Anyway, USA MNT delivered. Go USA! Apparently FIFA's rules:

In other news, I just played a round of golf so astoundingly bad that I would have had a better time listening to trump at one of his propaganda speeches.

That's gonna leave a mark

There's no disputing it: we are on the dumbest fucking timeline imaginable. PS., "just...a little kiss" is so on-brand for the guy who was best friends and partied with the most prolific child rapist and trafficker in history.

A WHOPPING 3% off ATH lmao

Looking at the bright side, at least she didn't speak at an invitation only private dinner on Tuesday evening. The bar is very low these days. As they say: tone at the top.

Zlatan, if you're able to make people vanish, could you see to doing the world another favor? Thanks

I have experience in board rooms and on various desks, etc. In all my years, I've never actually heard any of my bosses say "I'm the boss". We always instinctively knew who the boss was because he/she acted like a boss rather than a little bitch.

MAGA:

Holy shit, not that I care, but I just read somewhere that the UFC fight that's paid for by tax payer money at The People's House isn't even being broadcast on a major network and is only available only via an app subscription! That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

I noticed an interaction with a local maga at the grocery store today and have to say that, without fail, they present themselves as unequivocally miserable chuds. Their parents really failed in raising people capable of reasonable/rational thought.

Holy moly, go Hunter, go!!

This halftime show is really, really awesome!

@loanseyjonesy.bsky.social sending good vibes for your team today!

5 others countries have contacted Trump begging him to start a war w them so they can get as much riches as Iran

Bwahahahahaha it makes so much sense now.

My team was ahead at halftime and suddenly the other team scores just enough points to win. How can this be legit?

Hunter is owning maga trolls one by one merely by calling them out for being the hypocrites that they are. I love him for this.

Wow

This is the inflection point for the political momentum shift in the US

Merge two movies: The Hunt for Forrest Gump

Congrats to 60 Minutes correspondent Alex Jones.

if you just went by media coverage you would think that trangender kids playing sports are a much more immediate threat to the public well-being than a billionaire becoming a trillionaire by pumping $2 trillion worth of fraud into every single 401k

He said it, with tears in his eyes:

Holy shit that's funny

Go, Georgie, go!!

Ah, I love a game of Finish this Thought! trump would be the first living person to...make a US dollar worth EVEN LESS THAN the paper it's printed on!! But seriously, the next Dem POTUS should put Obama on a bill. That would send maga into orbit 🥰

Inject this into my veins!

Repost with the Russian Agent who spies on your posts

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

Picked the wrong day to move to the beach 🥶

Hall and Oates had an uncanny ability to write catchy songs that also did a pretty good job of capturing the moment. youtu.be/8rMkMDFjK8U?...

Incredible stuff and OMG, I'm dying: "I started Heartland Prosperity at a folding table. Eleven years later, that table is still in my office."

Sounds like a bunch of conservative towns in Texas have been infected with "Woke Mind Disease". Sad

Apparently this is The Art of the Deal. At least he doesn't take a pay check for his work as President...

Grok, why didn't you let me and my cadre of high paid lawyers know the deadline to file my frivolous law suit?

"I don't care if the strait remains closed. We're fine. We don't need the strait at all." Followed by: "You're treasonous."

My man looks like he directed an arthouse biopic about the Pillsbury Doughboy.

This fucking chud is on Bluesky? LMAO, most worthy addition to my maga trolls of Bluesky block list in a while.

Pro tip: If it's a cold and damp day and you get bored but want to snap out of it, do yourself a favor and try to take a nap. It's the surefire way to get 22 phone calls and 16 text messages within the span of 3 minutes.

‘Policymakers, in their determination to extend the cycle indefinitely, have inadvertently deprived many young investors of the education only free markets can provide.’ www.palmvalleycapital.com/post/the-won...

These people are so fucking stupid it hurts. Hey everybody, even though we're funneling all the money away from families and taking away healthcare, have more babies! We're being held hostage by ancient, demented fucking idiots who are unable to comprehend even the most basic things.