Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

I was in the seventh grade the last time the #Mariners won the AL West. Goddamn this team is special.

60!!!! 60 home runs for Cal Raleigh!!!!#Mariners

JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #Mariners

My god that baseball had a family Cal #Mariners

Me, to me: Sometimes it's not anxiety you're just dehydrated dingus

Cannot believe two weeks ago I was hoping the #Mariners would just hang onto a wild card spot and now their magic number to get a first round bye is two games

Well someone’s mad the Mariners just punched a postseason ticket.

Ahhh. Just goddamn I fucking love you, Seattle #Mariners.

Jerry Dipoto shove a contract at Josh Naylor right now #Mariners

shut up I'm not crying you're crying #Mariners

Just a heads up, my beloved Mariners are playing right now and are officially one win away from punching their ticket to the postseason for the... only sixth time in my almost 37 years of life. As such, I'm probably gonna be posting a lot tonight. Mute this thread and/or #Mariners to avoid sports!

looool *Pitches misses well wide, called a strike* Goldy without missing a beat: [Automated balls and strikes] will be a part of the game starting next year.

Well SHIT now I'm definitely staying up late tonight #Mariners

God dammit Yankees. You have one job. You’re playing the WHITE SOX.

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

So let's clinch the second seed and not have to worry about Woo is what we're saying

Love to do annual security training at work that stresses "Stop uploading shit into AI" while work keeps leaning on everyone to leverage ChatGPT more.

"but" my friend, you meant to say "and"

This worked out really well during the last couple Spring Trainings so I'm glad to see it's going to be available for the 2026 season

Welp. Guess I'm staying up late tonight.

we’ve figured out how to turn the entire southeast against broadcast monopolies with this one weird trick

would be funny if disney was like fine we’re yanking sports off your affiliates this weekend sorry

Seattle friends, solid list of advertisers on KOMO to contact.

Reminder that komo is a Sinclair station

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

If you, like me, are the parent of a neuro-atypical child dreading this autism press conference, please remember: These are the people hurting our kids. Not us. They are the ones stigmatizing and pathologizing them. They are the ones peddling untested science. And we should be very, very angry.

Maybe I’m speaking out of line here (that’s heavy sarcasm by the way) but individuals with Autism aren’t pawns to be used in political games and shouldn’t continue to be further stigmatized for an agenda. Which is exactly what is happening here.

I think it is important to note that there’s nothing wrong with having a different neurotype, such as Autism (ASD), ADHD, etc. Pathologizing someone with Autism potentially exacerbates existing harms they’re likely already struggling with. It leads to harmful labeling and stigma.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

Time to tell every advertiser on a Nexstar/Sinclair station that you're going to boycott them if they keep running ads on those stations. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/j...

"On Thursday, a follow-up meeting between Kimmel and Disney execs reportedly ended in a stalemate, with Kimmel sticking to his stated plan of unapologetically defending himself."

I cannot emphasize this enough: The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent. They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so. Doomers are not realists.

THIS. ALL FUCKING DAY.

Disney has backed down, but there's no evidence that Sinclair or Nexstar have learned their lesson. If you haven't already done so, check the links in the thread below for stations in your area. Find the advertisers and let them know you're boycotting them until they remove ads from these stations.

I just realized I'm about to traumatize my entire work team on today's standup meeting.

Fangraphs currently has the Mariners with the highest odds of winning the World Series? No, absolutely not. That is bullshit. Your fancy numbers and equations cannot properly account for the Seattle Mariners being the Seattle Mariners.

hiss at your local terf✨

who the hell are you and what have you done with the seattle mariners

Heading into a six game homestand with a three game lead in the AL West to finish off the season. What the absolute fuck. #Mariners

YEEEESSSSSS! HELL GODDAMN YEAH #Mariners

CAL! CAL! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #Mariners

OH MY GOD #mariners

Owen just told me to fix it because "something's wrong with your face" 😭

Well. Uh. Let's just say I have not had practice with facial hair shaving in quite a while and, uh, mistakes were made. A mustache did not happen and now there is no facial hair as a result. The five year old is extremely upset seeing me without any kind of facial hair for the first time ever.

I am a good spouse/parent and asked for permission first. Stache week for the Mariners is happening today.

The Mariners players have apparently been growing out mustaches during their torrid September. I feel like I should do the same, but I'm pretty sure I would traumatize both my wife and my son if I did so.

Hanging out with the kiddo solo this morning because @nancipants.bsky.social is doing a 20+ mile training run today. For whatever reason Owen loves hanging out in my office on days like tihs, so we've got Bluey playing on my TV in here. Also everyone should cheer Nanci on because she's awesome.

I still cannot believe how that Mariners game ended. One of the greatest defensive plays I have ever seen.

I suspect that Victor Robles diving catch is going to be a highlight the #Mariners are going to preserve for all eternity.