I’m so tired it feels like my brain is just sawdust

Fucking insomnia

was fuckin' delicious.

Kiddo this morning asked to watch The Magic School Bus because his teacher showed an episode at school. Yes, yes kiddo. I WILL happily play The Magic School Bus for you.

Ina Garten's skillet roasted lemon chicken recipe tonight for dinner? Ina Garten's skillet roasted lemon chicken recipe tonight for dinner.

that’s okay i meant to cry anyway

That was fun, Seahawks. Let's do it again next week.

Frustrating thing is that there's a place for machine learning AI. I've seen some incredible uses of it aiding and speeding up difficult Extract-Transform-Load tasks. But that's the extent of where machine learning is useful Kneecaping writers and artists and filling the Internet with slop ain't it

The whole point of a salary cap, any salary cap, is to reduce the overall money that owners spend on players. Owners get more, players get less. They wouldn't be doing it if that wasn't the end goal. Salary caps make owners richer. Period.

The really do love each other.

Doomerism is just another form of voter suppression. Keep that shit to yourself.

My point is… i just think it’s so unhelpful to point to everything going on and turn it into “courts lol” or “like there’s gonna be midterms lol.” Doomerism leads to complying in advance because if nothing matters why even bother.

Behold one dog who is cold.

A fucking toy store because they are outspoken in their defense of their neighbors.

big strong savvy gavin newsom apparently doesn’t even have the wherewithal to stand up to ben “i have never satisfied a woman in my life” shapiro

I have cleaned up my office space and once again I am FURIOUS to report that it has put me in a better headspace.

re: cowboy hat man

did not expect a @fangraphs.com commenter to cite Fredric Jameson in the comments of a piece on Kyle Tucker's contract but this is a banger.

Had the best ever work performance review I've ever had yesterday, so that's a nice 'lil confidence boost.

If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire

you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that

It’s been reported locally, but I’m not sure how much national notice this has gotten. As part of this invasion by shithead goons, they are putting ICE agents in jetbridges and other parts of the airport at Minneapolis-Saint Paul. If you are flying Delta via MSP, you are putting yourself at risk.

Hey look this guy still fucking sucks! All he has is a kinda funny social team! That’s it!

Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.

welp

I'm going to remind myself that "Probable" was removed from injury reports in 2017 so even a minor oblique concern would get dropped in "Questionable"

Sigh. I can’t wait for my dad to retire in a few years so they can spend more time out here because these goodbyes are getting a lot tougher for me and the kiddo.

I'm sorry did they assault that baby while they were busy kidnapping her?????

Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.

Progressives HAVE been weighing in. -universal health care -streamlining immigration processes -universal basic income -more funding for childcare But no one wanted to listen.

Dilberitos (1999-2003): A line of licensed vegan microwave burritos tied-in with the comic strip "Dilbert". Available in Mexican, Indian, Barbecue, and Garlic & Herb. Noted for it's poor taste and food engineering that packed all 23 essential vitamins and minerals into each one

Kiddo's teacher messaged us yesterday to say he's been doing great at school since coming back from break. It seems like since starting ADHD meds he had been doing a lot better at school, so it was great to hear his teacher say he's been more focused and happier in class.

Love it that Comcast has bored through my Frontier FIOS ISP’s infrastructure for the second time in a year because they didn’t bother to check permits 🫠

My wife is awesome. Proud of you Nanci

And now I'm taking a rideshare to Animal Kingdom to do a supply drop for her! GO NANCI

Put together a little #gaming article that, you know, might be helpful. www.cinelinx.com/games/cultur...

My awesome spouse @nancipants.bsky.social is running a marathon tomorrow!

ken did a really great thread here that nicely articulates why i block doomers. the only thing i’ll add is this: doomerism is a form of voter suppression. saying shit like “there won’t be elections” is saying there’s no point in fighting. it’s demotivating. fuck that.

Kitty.

Love that I have the house all to myself and my brain decides that 6AM is the time to be wide awake. Screw you, brain. I wanted to sleep in.

I'm not a New Yorker but I can't help but watch this and just say hell goddamn yeah. Let's do this everywhere

On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.

Poe. What.

Nah, it's time to start looking into their finances.

goddammit peter gabriel this new track is supremely peter gabriel and despite myself I love it because it extremely peter gabriel www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb-s...

jesus fuck finally someone in the upper DNC echelon actually showing a modicum of anger