Brian Larsen
@lanewinree.com
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Mostly Seattle sports, beer, and TTRPGs. He/They. Disaster bi.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
about 19 hours ago
Buddy. You’re not a prepper. Give up
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Me, earlier: ...the fuck I think that was an earthquake. But I'm out in Florida. Me, two minutes ago: *Leo points at TV dot jpeg*
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LIVE UPDATES: Strong earthquake off Cuba’s coast felt in Central Florida
A strong earthquake off the Northwestern coast of Cuba was felt across Central Florida on Monday.
https://www.wftv.com/news/local/florida-shook-by-earthquake-off-coast-cuba/IVG2E2ZVVNFPBLWJGHWCHLNXOQ/
about 21 hours ago
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Bi folks who are in relationships with opposite sex partners are still bi thanks for coming to my TED talk.
2 days ago
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You know who else I missed? This goober.
2 days ago
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Home. Time to make some s’mores with the kiddo.
3 days ago
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Christian Pulisic must just be seething having to wear pride colored numbers on his back. Good.
3 days ago
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Somehow that goal was Cristian Roldan's fault. No it doesn't matter he's currently not on the field. It's Cristian Roldan's fault. For reasons.
#USMNT
3 days ago
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Kiddo is getting introduced to some foundational television soon.
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3 days ago
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Goodness gracious Dom Canzone that baseball had a family Even Julio was like goddaaaaaaaamn dude
#Mariners
3 days ago
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Kiddo burst into our room this morning and gave me the biggest hug and ahhh I'm so glad to be home
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Elder Skunk of the North
4 days ago
The Fred Rogers Production has started uploading every episode of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for free.
www.youtube.com/@misterroger...
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Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
Welcome to the official Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood YouTube channel! For more than 30 years, Mister Rogers created a relationship with millions of children, each of whom felt like they were visiting ...
https://www.youtube.com/@misterrogersneighborhood
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Oh sea level I’ve missed you so much
4 days ago
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*Slips Delta a cool $20 bill to stop selling tickets and upgrades for this flight in two hours*
4 days ago
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I have no idea how the birthday on my ticket for my flight out was correct, but a day off on the ticket for my return flight. That was an anxiety inducing hour and a half to resolve.
4 days ago
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I cannot wait to get home and hug my kid and kiss my wife and sleep in my own bed
4 days ago
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Oh god no not Anthony Head
4 days ago
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But on a serious note I -really- needed this recharge time before flying home. My anxiety meter has been in the red all week.
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4 days ago
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I should to some sightseeing or something before my 5PM flight home, but my social batteries are running on fumes so watching Critical Role in a dark hotel room until checkout it is.
4 days ago
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2-Row Brewery in SLC: come here if you want a great brewery that loves the LGBTQ+ community
5 days ago
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Danielle Sepulveres
5 days ago
Can RFK Jr make himself useful and eat all the screw worms
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Officially done with the work conference
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Exhausted Man with Green Bag
ALT: Exhausted Man with Green Bag
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5 days ago
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Who could have guessed a candidate with a bunch of red flags had more red flags to uncover.
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5 days ago
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Four bottles of Gatorade, two Liquid IVs, countless water bottles, and a sleeping pill so I could actually rest and get I feel mostly human again
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5 days ago
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Luke Plunkett
6 days ago
you cant cut corners on ideas! the iteration is the point!
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Migraine! At the work conference
6 days ago
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Discovering this week that spending extended time at 4200 feet after living your entire life at sea level can be kinda uncomfortable!
6 days ago
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Got back to the hotel just in time to see Julio go yard. Neat.
7 days ago
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*enters hotel room* *immediately turns AC down as far as it will go*
8 days ago
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Welp. I’m in Utah after a 7AM flight from Orlando for work. And I have a massive headache.
8 days ago
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God I hate flying
8 days ago
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I dunno why, maybe it's just the lefty loopy swing inherent in LHBs, but Colt Emerson's swing/approach reminds me a bit of John Olerud's effortless swing and if that's the kind of career trajectory a whole bunch of Mariners fans are gonna be happy. Olerud but a shortstop? Yes please.
9 days ago
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It's an absolute crime that cast hasn't been brought back to play different characters in different 'campaigns'
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9 days ago
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Stuck going on a work onsite tomorrow, don't get home until Saturday. Just realized this is going to be the longest I've been away from my kid and that's not a great feeling!
9 days ago
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Jordan Maison
11 days ago
If you missed it earlier this week…things are looking dire for this one. I had to do $500 out of my pocket to make sure Mando & Grogu happened last weekend and if I don’t secure a theater within the next week it’s not gonna happen. Help me spread the word. A little boost
@jamesgunn.bsky.social
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Just do the proper Brad Evans PK: fucking just run up clean and take the damn shot.
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10 days ago
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Seth Rosenthal
about 1 month ago
saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar
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No context thing I said at work today: "I'm gonna out myself as an IT Nepo Baby, because I literally got on a call with my dad who is the IT director for a large company in the PacNW..."
11 days ago
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I dunno but these two chucklefucks shouldn't be in charge of it.
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11 days ago
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Is there a German word for "I spent three years warning that this was going to be a huge, gigantic problem and it has become a huge, gigantic problem but you're going to make me carry the bag for it because I'm the only one that identified it as a huge, gigantic problem"
11 days ago
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I have to fly into SLC for almost a week for work and I cannot properly express how much I detest flying, detest traveling solo, and how all of this has turned the anxiety dial up to 11.
11 days ago
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lauren
12 days ago
BREAKING: Janice, last surviving member of rock group Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem, disavows any connections to 250th anniversary concert promoted by WH 👇
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Ryan Estrada
12 days ago
Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.
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Brian Phillips
12 days ago
Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes
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I'm getting an insane amount of pressure to use AI in my workflow despite it makes ZERO sense to use AI anywhere in my workflow. The customers I work with would fly out and personally strangle me to death if I sent AI responses to troubleshooting shit particular to them.
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12 days ago
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I will win this contest against any Republican based entirely off the castoff wide receivers Tim Ruskell made Matt Hasselbeck throw to.
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12 days ago
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My one takeaway from The Mandalorian and Grogu is that Star Wars needs way more synthwave in its scores.
12 days ago
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Mikki Kendall
12 days ago
The Mouse read the red ink on Target's reports and said "This can't be my future"
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I am but a simple person and sometimes a McDonald’s double cheeseburger is the comfort pick Now the best? A Dick’s Deluxe from Seattle’s Dick’s Drive In. The perfect fast food burger.
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13 days ago
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CHOAM VP of Community Impact
13 days ago
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Mike X. Nichols
13 days ago
lmao
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