I'm 2 followers off 1.5K. I'd have more of that if I didn't block all the suspiciously lady-only-following accounts, but it would be nice to reach the next milestone. So if you're interested in TTRPGs, sketching, memes and snark, I'm yer woman. Here's a Godzilla meme to tempt you in.

Finished a couple of Midlam Miniatures which will see action... Somewhere... And prepped a herald... Because... #wargaming #28mm

Painted some 'Big Men' For my DAK platoon, along with a rather relaxed AT Rifle team. Err....are you going to shoot that tank or not Hans? #spreadthelard #chainofcommand2

A break from Ottomans... And a pondering on ways to paint black clothing.... 28mm Midlam Miniatures. #wargaming

Slowly gathering and painting everything I need for Traitors Toll, everything except the buildings that is! Progress is progress though. A bakery stall and deadly goose finally done, the stall is from Tabletop World. #wargames #nerdlings #traitorstoll

Unfortunately, this army's not gonna see much use here. Either one large or two small rifle platoons in Bolt Action with mortar and MMG, officers, a Hetzer, StuG, and Panther. Gauging interest here before eBay gets their hooks in - what *does* this kinda thing go for these days? 🤪

Last four Jannisaries done. Officer done. Whole lot done... Trent Miniatures from Skytrex and a Warlord officer. Enjoyed doing these. I've got a nice little Ottoman skirmish force now. Backdrop from @handiworkgames.bsky.social #wargaming #28mm

A simple one today, painted for me by my daughter, as I dust off the medals ready to take a walk to the local remembrance parade. A time to remember the sacrifices made by so many on all sides.

Finished the four Jannisaries. Redid one of the waistcoats for a bit of variety. Varnish and base tomorrow. Would attempt tonight... but... vodka... And some bits arrived from Heresy Miniatures... All for Devilry Afoot... #wargaming #28mm

fallschirmjäger in winter kit I’ve painted, @warlordgames.com plastics. Very nice kit to put together and paint.

A little more progress on the Janissaries this evening. More colour added. Getting there... #wargaming #28mm

Devilry Afoot - Retreat from Moscow 1812. The Russian & French will face dangers as they try to survive the forests of Mother Russia & all the evil that lurks within. Will be working with @perbroden.bsky.social to create the characters & supporting bits to play a campaign. #wargames #shedowar

Army shot of both my French and British forces for the FIW on the new sabots. Thought I calculated properly but still a few sabots short @sabotag3d.bsky.social #spreadthelard #nerdlings #wargaming

Senior illustrator, with 20 years of experience and a specialty in game art. I haven't been able to find a paying project for months. Can you help? Every share is appreciated.

Four 28mm Jannisaries finished. Four more started. Trent Miniatures from Skytrex. And an eBay purchase arrived that is now sitting in Dettol in prep for a repaint... 28mm ECW Sedan Chair #wargaming #28mm

Let's raise some money for Oz! I've got a Christmas Red Gobbo, painted by me, with some flame effect, that could be yours. I'll start it as a blind auction, DM me with offers over £50 and the highest by the end of the weekend wins. I'll pay for postage in the UK and all the money goes to Oz.

Got these WW2 evacuees from @badsquiddogames.bsky.social painted tonight. Lovely little figures and I hope I’ve done them justice! For what it’s worth, I’d really recommend everyone getting a set to paint as they so good, and something different to paint!

Another day of work based jollity... But did manage a little splattering this evening... Almost finished the Janissaries. Just a few details... Then done.... #wargaming #28mm

Much twattery from management to round off the day at work...so vodka and gin ensued... And a little daubage... Herr Blutmetzger... Altefritzenburg's finest purveyor of animal parts for culinary use... And some good progress on the four Jannisaries...

Back at work today to a whole new load of shittery... Joy... Minimal daubage on the Midlam fleshy bits... And some metal bits from ebay... Losing focus a little... #wargaming #28mm

Any Kiss me Hardy fans on here who fancy having a read through of a draft for what I hope will be a Lard mag submission. I think it makes sense but I may have just gone snow blind to it already. Just have to add a few more bits... #SpreadTheLard

Hate doing this, because everyone is skint, but Oz is the only important thing in my life and I'm too broke to cover his additional surgery. If you'd like to help, please use OZVET20 at checkout on fenrisgames.com/shop for a nice discount or ko-fi.com/fenrisgames if you don't need toys. Thankyou 💔

Very minimal daubage today as I battled with DIY and then went to watch the local fireworks... Just tried the AK Quick Gen flesh. Will look at highlights tomorrow... #wargaming #28mm

Grenadier guards commission finished. Tempted to get some myself😁

6 Haradrim archers finished, up to 12 done. #Nerdlings #PaintingWarhammer #WarhammerCommunity

Despite having lived in the NE for 38 years I finally made it to Hexham Abbey today. Worth the effort. And found an excellent proper Stationary shop. So limited daubage today to just finish the basing on 4 figures and prime the three Midlam Miniatures. #wargaming #28mm

Finished my Belgian T-13. The Germans will stand no chance

Spent the day clearing house stuff and then taking half an inch off the bottom of a door due to the new bloody carpet... Varnished and started basing Janissaries. Started next 4 Cleaned up some random Midlam Miniatures to try the new flesh paints on... #wargaming #28mm

Having finished 2 commissions over the last 4 weeks or so I’m taking a break from doing them and am going to tackle some of my backlog so standby for a mixed bag of painting over the next couple of months!! This is the medieval commission all done & ready to be packed & posted!

Well. New carpet fitted. New TV bought and set up. Trip to Element Games and new paints. And first 4 Jannisaries in campaign dress ready for varnish. All in all a tolerable day... #wargaming #28mm

Went into the Big City this afternoon. And... Element Games now open in Newcastle. Little in the way of historical figures but they have a LOT of paints. Vallejo. AK. Scale 75. Two Thin Coats. Army Painter. GW.... Others I've never heard of...Awesome... elementgames.co.uk/newcastle-st... #wargaming

28mm bowmen from footsore miniatures. These gents are ready to spoil some French nobles day with an arrow or two!

Only minor daubage progress on some Jannisaries this evening... after another day of clearing and cleaning in preparation for new carpet fitted tomorrow... #wargaming #28mm

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I absolutely loved building these stalls. The one thing I'll do differently in the future is use MDF for the bases to make them a bit more robust. Other than that I think they turned out well.

Only minor daubage this evening after lots of running around today. Just some base colours started on the Janissaries. Tomorrow is finish removing carpet from newly decorated room in preparation for new carpet on Thursday. #wargaming #28mm

Popped over to the excellent Midlam Miniatures today to pick up my Kickstarter Monks... And a few other figures... And they had a load of Vallejo for £1 a pot...Rude not to... Rather partial to their stuff where I can work it into 'historical' stuff. #wargaming #28mm

Having spent the day dealing with house/decorator stuff I managed a little daubage time this evening. Finished the flesh on the Janissaries. Primed the Voyniks. And having started one in green I think I'm going to do them all in red after all... #wargaming #28mm

Hey, so if you like my painting and perhaps would like some of it in your collection then I'm available for commission painting and have a few prepainted bits on here already (tell your Star wars friends, or friends in general actually...) I'm open to requests too. C'mon! kitbashbox.com

Commission painted Napoleonic Nassau battalion. 28mm Front Rank. Will work on a 2nd marching battalion next month.

A bit of a prep day. Need to make up a unit to match existing spare figures. Required some arm bends, shield adds, and standard bearers creating. But do I go all red or mix up the colours for the new lot? Greens. Yellows. #wargaming #28mm

We are delighted to announce the purchase of Magister Militum's 28mm miniature lines. This includes Chariot Miniatures, Navigator Miniatures, Standard Games and a few other smaller lines.

Just published a special public episode of Off the Cuff to explain what's happening to me over the coming weeks. Do pop over and have a listen and of course I'd really appreciate anyone who decides to sign up as a patron – I'm going to need all the support I can get! www.patreon.com/posts/off-cu...

After completing the big Ottoman mortar comes...the little Ottoman mortar... Trent Miniatures from Skytrex. And made a start on the Janissaries... #wargaming #28mm

The Kampfgruppe Arnhem Hickstarter preorder is now live!!!! www.empressminiatures.com/kampgruppe-a... Finishes 9th December #chainofcommand #boltaction #28mmArnhem #28mmgermans

Often, for undaunted courage, fate spares the man it has not already marked. (Just as often it casts his sword hand separately). Our fantastic new Beowulf model by Paul Muller - hopefully in the shop this weekend!

Nice delivery today. Some rather nice resin walls and tiles and some cultists. And a big hound. All from the most excellent @fenrisgames.com I really do need a plan and a vague attempt to stick to it... #wargaming

Not been a particularly positive day... At least the dog was enjoying the sun... After big mortar comes baby mortar... And a dozen Janissaries... #wargaming #28mm

More planes added, you can't have too many really

Finished the bloody big Ottoman mortar. 28mm from @eurekaminiatures.bsky.social. And almost finished basing on some Casting Room/Foundry armed religious types... #wargaming #28mm