Net migration high - 'Terrible! Send 'em home! Etc.' Net migration low - 'Terrible! Bring 'em back! Etc.' Farage is and always will be a complete charlatan.

Well sandbagged #F1

Straight line speed for the others is a bit closer to Red Bull 's homemade engine today #F1

Farage says "colonisation" is the correct word by dictionary definition but we're not perhaps ready for it *yet*. Quintessential Farage. You'd think with all their experience Farage types would know what colonisation is.

Red Bull's advantage on the straights is huge #F1

Toto Wolff seems to think that a fizzy drinks company has built a better power unit than they have (safe to say the car might be better too). "They are able to deploy far more energy on the straights than everybody else. I mean, over consecutive laps" #F1 www.autosport.com/f1/live-text...

Sulayem is chairman of DP World which operates London Gateway. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Behave.

If it is then the Dead Man Walking Starmer narrative is the biggest Westminster Bubble story in history

Jesus Christ, what a terrible list

Never thought the Epstein files would bring down the most straight laced goodie two shoes PM in history. If yet do i t before Gorton and Wotsit, the PLP are confirmed Grade A dummies.

This is mad. They've all gone mad.

On the basis of these average viewing figures for the Super Bowl, 5 million MAGAs m turning into Turning Point's alternative half time "show" is a poor showing.

You gave to ask why it took so long www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

Quite a scoop here. "Last spring [NSA] detected evidence of an unusual phone call between an individual associated with foreign intelligence and a person close to Donald Trump, according to a whistleblower’s attorney briefed on the existence of the call" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

They said Twitter was an echo chamber. It is now

You're a fool, Tim. Use your feet. CNN: GOP Sen. Tim Scott — the only Black Republican in the Senate — called the post racist and said Trump should remove it. “Praying it was fake because it’s the most racist thing I’ve seen out of this White House. The President should remove it”

“I look at the performative hand-wringing, all the ‘OMG can’t believe Starmer appointed him despite all this!’ and I feel I’m in a parallel universe. Starmer appointed him BECAUSE of, not despite it. To be our interface with a corrupt WH that operates in precisely the same way. Everyone understood.”

Any chance we can hear from Matt Goodwin's ex-wife?

New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped

Why wouldn't it?

This is an equivalent of an Elon Musk mortgage backed security that never pays out. All the sub-prime (xAI and X) is at bottom. It's not the following: "Supporters have praised the tie-up as further evidence of his genius... www.ft.com/content/9d2b...

"He gave advance notice to Epstein of a €500bn bailout from the EU to save the Euro" Epstein must have made a packet.

Through my whole voting life there's been one constant: scandal follows Mandelson everywhere yet he keeps failing upwards. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Either: 1) The WH is so incompetent that they choose the weekend of the Melania movie release to breathe more life into the Epstein files, including an image of the director of the movie from the files. 2) Trump doesn't like his wife stealing the attention and wants to sabotage her film.

We've had a diet of mad America driven events for too long so I thought it was time to detox with a very traditional English meal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Sir Keir Starmer has vowed to use a summit with the EU this summer to further unwind Brexit, arguing that Britain must move closer to the single market - even at the expense of accepting Brussels’ rules - as transatlantic tensions force a rethink of European alignment as.ft.com/r/3a576ebd-1...

When you're President you can go to enormously expensive lengths to avoid having to talk about allegedly being in some nonce's FBI files. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

America looking chaotic. Rotting from the head and whatnot.

Another western leader who prefers to do business with stable authoritarians like Xi than unstable ones like Trump www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cl...

Kristi Noem threw Stephen Miller under the bus, and now Miller is doing the same to CBP:

Tech companies are used to censoring at the behest of authoritarian regimes.

President Biden's statement on what Trump & Vance are doing to Minneapolis.

The last time there was a major #F1 rule change with a pre-season test at Barcelona (2022 - the first year of ground effects), the day 1 spread was 1:19.568 to 1:25.909 These cars are running at a very similar pace.

If - if - there is now de-escalation in Minnesota then that undermines the objective of Trump and Miller of invoking the Insurrection Act. And that is what can happen when you foment disorder: it is, well, disorderly, and so doesn’t go to plan. Miller and Trump may have a set-back in their goal.

Beep beep, back up the bus!

Decent number of laps for a fizzy drinks engine on day 1 #F1

What is reform other than a Tory Party reconstituted with all the lowest achieving talent from last time. Surely this is the easiest target Labour could ever wish for?

MAGAverse is starting to wobble on this one... "I don't think he'll win this one" "Trump is weak" Many of them are in need of redemption and could do with starting the journey here. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

If you agree with the view that Trump only listens to advice through the TV and not briefings or advisors, this is a Republican realizing that ICE appearing to execute Americans in the street is going to cost them badly and asking the President to call time on it.

I quite like the new 2026 in-wash barge boards. I wonder if they will improve the racing in practice. #F1

When asked directly if he's going to own Greenland like he wanted, Trump made face-saving statements. This whole episode has been oxygen theft again. I feel cheated that we don't even get tariffs.

"What we know about Trump's 'framework of future deal' over Greenland" Precisely nothing, it turns out. 1000 words to tell you the BBC knows nothing but thank you for your clicks. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The European Parliament has confirmed it will not proceed with ratification of US tariff deal Bernd Lange, the chair of trade committee said, representatives of the political groups have just met and decided untii “the threats [on Greenland] are over there will be no possibility of compromise”.

The beginnings of the great Greenland climbdown ft.trib.al/oOHFGgz | opinion

One of the most significant trade deals of the Trump era so far could fall apart.

Trumps foreign policy predicted by Red Dwarf back in 2017! #TrumpsWarForPeace

"Without the United States you don't have a country" MAGA and Trump has such a mental block about this. Without customers, America doesn't have a living.

Trump confuses Greenland with Iceland, again. Says he wants "a piece of ice, cold and poorly located...it's a very small ask compared to what we have given them for many decades. The problem is NATO that we'll be there for them 100% but I'm not sure they'll be there for us."

"The attack ended and they (Venezuela) said let's make a deal" "We are a very powerful nation...I think they found that out in Venezuela..." "I won't do that" (use force against Greenland) "You can say yes and we will be appreciative of you can say no and we will remember" Read what you will.