Matt Bryant aka Uncle Boom
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Building stuff, obsessing about football. Petting cats. Played in a cool band.
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Sounded like a vocalised Funk 49 riff from you
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when Hanzus cut Graver off to pivot to your Dolphins in the Quad Box.
4 days ago
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Bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors.
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6 days ago
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Noah Berlatsky
8 days ago
jesus christ; he didn't have "reasonable concerns." He was literally impeached for trying to get Ukraine to smear Biden! what the fucking fuck?!
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"Yes, I did intend to commit these war crimes" is certainly a bold war crimes defense.
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9 days ago
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Hahaha. Where's that epic Grimes post of yours
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?
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10 days ago
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One of many incredible SCTV gags. My dad (who plays bass on the original) thought this was about the highest form of flattery possible.
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12 days ago
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It took a while, but George Lincoln Rockwell and his gang eventually seized the White House.
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12 days ago
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Becky Aizen
13 days ago
This is my fave misquote of the day:
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Dig up the original 3rd act from Orson Welles "Magnificent Ambersons" and force Hollywood to put it back together, of course.
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14 days ago
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As Gore Vidal wisely quipped about America: "Socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for the poor."
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15 days ago
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Iron Chef Bot
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"Russiagate" also, you know...happened! There's a whole damn Special Counsel's report on the sordid affair.
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20 days ago
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Mike Schuster
21 days ago
Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
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I hope the precedent here isn't that all 600 folks targeted have to be on every podcast imaginable and turn into insufferable assholes, too.
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20 days ago
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Hahaha holy shit!
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22 days ago
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amanda moore π’
23 days ago
Iβm traveling around the country watching landscapers get tackled and arrested by masked federal agents.
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Tom blocked me here for pointing out that the road to fascism is paved with disappearing "undesirables", blowing through the rule of law, and paramilitary gang tactics. Nice that he still hasn't learned anything.
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23 days ago
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Simpsons season 5 level humour.
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25 days ago
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Soon the article will reach it's final, most powerful form when length of the bits in parentheses eclipse the article itself.
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26 days ago
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NurseBrianRN
28 days ago
taken from my college honors thesis, βOn Stairs.β
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Tara C. Smith
about 1 month ago
Adams has railed against vaccines, and science in general, for many years. Kennedy cut funding for promising work including mRNA vaccines for prostate cancer. Just, the audacity here.
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DuendeonFuego
about 1 month ago
the Techbro Cycle: 1) build a website or social media app 2) expect to be universally adored by the users 3) say something awful and face repercussions 4) immediately crash out and try to post through it 5) commit to ending Western Civilization
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"Didn't realize he had a Nazi tattoo for 20 years" doesn't exactly speak highly of the Senate hopeful's judgement.
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about 1 month ago
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What is so hard for people to grasp about a grown man still having a totenkopf tattoo? That you got one is a huge problem, that you still have one is just totally disqualifying to serve in the Senate. Case closed, not difficult to understand.
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about 2 months ago
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Ashley Lynch βοΈποΈ
about 2 months ago
This is why the costumes are honestly brilliant. Ngo, who has never said a truthful thing in his entire life (remember the concrete milkshake?) now has to convince people inflatable Sesame Street and animal costumes are violent terrorists. Sometimes you just need an image too silly to demonize.
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Same's true in the music biz. Never been cheaper or easier to record and distribute your work. All of this theft and wasted energy for junk no one asked for or wants.
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about 2 months ago
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"They lie so easily" quips professional liar.
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about 2 months ago
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The drug-dealing pimp of underage girls he plays in Casino is somehow James putting on his best face.
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about 2 months ago
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Albert Pinto
about 2 months ago
Argentina edition of Libertarian bible
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Joni Mitchell is still alive. Not a close fight.
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2 months ago
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Kevin M. Kruse
2 months ago
Bray is a historian at Rutgers who received death threats after landing on Turning Points USA's Professor Watchlist. As a result, he announced he was moving to Europe. And then this happened. This kind of harassment and abuse of scholars is Charlie Kirk's legacy and it's only getting worse.
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Not an editor, exactly...but my record producer Marc talked my out of all sorts of bad ideas!
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2 months ago
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The Beaverton
2 months ago
Danielle Smith announces plans to hold her breath until she gets what she wants
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Danielle Smith announces plans to hold her breath until she gets what she wants
EDMONTON β After meeting with Mark Carney to discuss pipeline construction, Alberta Premier Danielle Smith has vowed to hold her breath until the Prime Minister gives her absolutely everything she ask...
https://thebeaverton.com/2025/10/danielle-smith-announces-plans-to-hold-her-breath-until-she-gets-what-she-wants/
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Yeah, that's the idea, motherfucker!
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2 months ago
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It usually starts with disappearing so-called undesirables, shredding the rule of law, and tying the military to the ruling regime, though. Thanks for catching up, Tom.
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2 months ago
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Oh no, what a shame.
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2 months ago
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Bari Weiss is two years younger than me???? I would've guessed like 15 my senior.
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2 months ago
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@dennycarter.bsky.social
says otherwise.
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2 months ago
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Fat, Illiterate And Violent Hat
2 months ago
Complaining about cancel culture in Riyadh is one of the best examples I've seen of how "free speech culture" rots the brain.
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I use "thank you, door" at just about every automatic door.
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2 months ago
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The Beaverton
2 months ago
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Is it good that Tom Cruise from Magnolia runs the world's best military?
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2 months ago
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"We're breaking the law as our business model."
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2 months ago
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
3 months ago
The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.
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3 months ago
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Impressively, Orson Welles avoided being called to the hearings by writing McCarthy and demanding to come and tell him just how unconstitutional the whole operation was.
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3 months ago
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"Gimme the Spaceship Superstar."
3 months ago
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I once drank whiskey with Joan and her band backstage (incredibly nice folks), while my bandmate seduced the daughter of the irate festival promoter who tried to sewer our career in Europe. It was glorious.
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3 months ago
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As with all of the bogus "____ causes autism" junk - even if it were true, which it clearly isnt, it'd be better than the alternative!
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