Sounded like a vocalised Funk 49 riff from you @conororr.bsky.social when Hanzus cut Graver off to pivot to your Dolphins in the Quad Box.

Bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors.

jesus christ; he didn't have "reasonable concerns." He was literally impeached for trying to get Ukraine to smear Biden! what the fucking fuck?!

"Yes, I did intend to commit these war crimes" is certainly a bold war crimes defense.

Hahaha. Where's that epic Grimes post of yours @sunshinesucks.bsky.social ?

One of many incredible SCTV gags. My dad (who plays bass on the original) thought this was about the highest form of flattery possible.

It took a while, but George Lincoln Rockwell and his gang eventually seized the White House.

This is my fave misquote of the day:

Dig up the original 3rd act from Orson Welles "Magnificent Ambersons" and force Hollywood to put it back together, of course.

As Gore Vidal wisely quipped about America: "Socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for the poor."

"Russiagate" also, you know...happened! There's a whole damn Special Counsel's report on the sordid affair.

Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it

I hope the precedent here isn't that all 600 folks targeted have to be on every podcast imaginable and turn into insufferable assholes, too.

Hahaha holy shit!

I’m traveling around the country watching landscapers get tackled and arrested by masked federal agents.

Tom blocked me here for pointing out that the road to fascism is paved with disappearing "undesirables", blowing through the rule of law, and paramilitary gang tactics. Nice that he still hasn't learned anything.

Simpsons season 5 level humour.

Soon the article will reach it's final, most powerful form when length of the bits in parentheses eclipse the article itself.

taken from my college honors thesis, “On Stairs.”

Adams has railed against vaccines, and science in general, for many years. Kennedy cut funding for promising work including mRNA vaccines for prostate cancer. Just, the audacity here.

the Techbro Cycle: 1) build a website or social media app 2) expect to be universally adored by the users 3) say something awful and face repercussions 4) immediately crash out and try to post through it 5) commit to ending Western Civilization

"Didn't realize he had a Nazi tattoo for 20 years" doesn't exactly speak highly of the Senate hopeful's judgement.

What is so hard for people to grasp about a grown man still having a totenkopf tattoo? That you got one is a huge problem, that you still have one is just totally disqualifying to serve in the Senate. Case closed, not difficult to understand.

This is why the costumes are honestly brilliant. Ngo, who has never said a truthful thing in his entire life (remember the concrete milkshake?) now has to convince people inflatable Sesame Street and animal costumes are violent terrorists. Sometimes you just need an image too silly to demonize.

Same's true in the music biz. Never been cheaper or easier to record and distribute your work. All of this theft and wasted energy for junk no one asked for or wants.

"They lie so easily" quips professional liar.

The drug-dealing pimp of underage girls he plays in Casino is somehow James putting on his best face.

Argentina edition of Libertarian bible

Joni Mitchell is still alive. Not a close fight.

Bray is a historian at Rutgers who received death threats after landing on Turning Points USA's Professor Watchlist. As a result, he announced he was moving to Europe. And then this happened. This kind of harassment and abuse of scholars is Charlie Kirk's legacy and it's only getting worse.

Not an editor, exactly...but my record producer Marc talked my out of all sorts of bad ideas!

Danielle Smith announces plans to hold her breath until she gets what she wants

Yeah, that's the idea, motherfucker!

It usually starts with disappearing so-called undesirables, shredding the rule of law, and tying the military to the ruling regime, though. Thanks for catching up, Tom.

Oh no, what a shame.

Bari Weiss is two years younger than me???? I would've guessed like 15 my senior.

@dennycarter.bsky.social says otherwise.

Complaining about cancel culture in Riyadh is one of the best examples I've seen of how "free speech culture" rots the brain.

I use "thank you, door" at just about every automatic door.

Is it good that Tom Cruise from Magnolia runs the world's best military?

"We're breaking the law as our business model."

The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.

LOL

Impressively, Orson Welles avoided being called to the hearings by writing McCarthy and demanding to come and tell him just how unconstitutional the whole operation was.

"Gimme the Spaceship Superstar."

I once drank whiskey with Joan and her band backstage (incredibly nice folks), while my bandmate seduced the daughter of the irate festival promoter who tried to sewer our career in Europe. It was glorious.

As with all of the bogus "____ causes autism" junk - even if it were true, which it clearly isnt, it'd be better than the alternative!