Internet is finally back up!! And the first thing we did? Catch up on the hockey porn

If yall haven’t voted yes on prop 50, what are you waiting for?

Why am I suddenly developing crushes on staights…? I don’t like this

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It’s hard making the realization that someone you care about deeply doesn’t care about you at all.

Can this rapture happen before rush hour, please

For the folks who want to get rid of all their earthly possessions, send me a message on Zelle.

My immediate family have all become chicken farmers. Now I get so much chicken content on my feed lol

It’s so wild to see the country big time back sliding into fascism and people are just going along with it.

Well, the burrito part was true.

Bottom row of braces be damned, I will eat a burrito and suck a dick!

It got him good, yall.

When you comment something a lil bit shady on a TikTok and then it ratios the original post… oops lol

We need a hot Mexican actor to wear a shirt that says Golfo de Mexico.

Who’s trying to ride bikes with me this weekend lol

I don’t think a day goes by that I’m not thankful I don’t have children

I always have the best intentions when I bring a salad for lunch… but 2 hours later I be starving!

talking to the average person about politics is honestly heartbreaking. people who are politically conscious have not fully grappled with how far the average person has regressed politically in this country.

As someone who grew up with mostly girl friends, I really ate with that. The inconsiderate nature of men will regularly break your heart.

One of the most insidious fallacies of American Mythology is that our service members “died” for our freedom when they enlisted as a job and died for the growth of the American Imperial grip.

So, California needs to secede…

happy pride send nut vids

Global warming is killing y’all’s lil swimmers btw

When you eat it in the morning and it lingers on your mustache >>>>>

That moment in 9th French class when you figure out what they were saying in Lady Marmalade

Thinking about how a certain set of obsessive fan behavior can be tied to economic collapse killing all hope for the future so people go and make something they like their entire personality to escape the existential horror of having nothing in their own lives to look forward to & no healthy hobbies

Im tired of this, grandpa! 👴🏽

Honestly this whole “This *insert middle eastern country who has a shit ton of oil reserves* is harboring destructive weapons! We have proof! Trust me bro!” is soooo 2003. Like I know low waisted jeans and chunky highlights are back, but do we need to bring this back too? Recession indicator tbh

Protein shakes really have become a welcomed addition to my life 😋

My husband as soon as I get home today

I told myself I would take a 15 minute nap and now it’s 4 hour later smh

It should have been Suzie Toot instead of Jewels Sparkles

Are we ready to admit that Charlie XCX doesn’t make good music?

The end of the cowboy Carter tour needs to include a dance battle between Blu and Bey. @beyonce

Me: Takes puppy to the vet cuz she likely has a UTI. Vet: we have to send urine to lab for testing Me: cool, so we will have to wait for her to pee? Vet: oh no, we will manually extract the urine. Me: HOW?

So, maybe I’m making connections where there aren’t any, but the Vampires in Sinners are a metaphor for Evangelical Christians. A late stage Christian colonial cult that wants to force their beliefs and methodology on everyone else.

lol. So, the last of us ends on the second episode?

Home ownership is so ghetto!

Amazon workers are on strike, Kaiser mental health care workers are on strike, Starbucks employees are on strike. Please do all you can to support them and don’t cross the picket line!

It’s lowkey embarrassing that the city of San Bernardino is having daily Christmas parades this week, but all of our streets are in incredible disrepair.

I’m only participating in 3 gift exchanges this year! Cut way down from last years 7 lol

Now to find all my twitter friends on here!