A vida presta

First time wearing something I made 🥹

27 years btw, he got 27 years

I hope he rots in prison

He’s gonna love it there, they have an infirmary and everything. Gonna feel right at home

What a great day to be Brazilian

I am tired of lean protein. I can’t stomach more chicken breast. Gonna break the bank and get some salmon this week.

Does anyone have tips for a better chicken salad sandwich? I used seasoned shredded chicken, light cream cheese, sweet pickles and pickled onions. It was good but kinda meh, I think the cream cheese interfered with the seasoning. Maybe raisins? Maybe green apple? It can’t be too caloric.

Since this became a hot topic on my page the last few days, I have decided to make an informative thread: How do we vote in elections in my country of Brazil? 🇧🇷

Movie so good it just got me to delete Twitter. I don’t need that negativity in my life. Twitter is just that now, negativity and toxicity. Superman wouldn’t like that.

WE ARE SO BACK

Now watching

Anyways, at the end of the day Bolsonaro: ugly, arrested, loser sons Me: Graduated from University this July 😛

I’m sorry paper voting gringos, you’re gonna get me to hate on the diva

JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

Since the news of Bolsonaro’s arrest is making the rounds, I am once again asking Americans to please stop this behavior. You do not even have an electoral court, you vote on paper We are better than you at this, and it should not be surprising.

This is why I hate this new Democrat line of: “I respect republicans, I just don’t like MAGA”, “Trump destroyed the Republican Party”, “I miss old republicans”, etc. No, the Republican Party has always been terrible guys, don’t know what to tell you.

The fujoshis sector ruin every single fandom Every single one It always starts out as harmless fun and fanfiction and ends up in misogynistic tantrums when things don’t go their way And they do this with EVERYTHING! They managed to ruin House MD for me.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

I WAS TAKING A NAP I’M SORRY I’M LATE. BOLSONARO HAS BEEN ARRESTED. it’s house arrest BUT STILL! LFGOOOOOOOOOO

Recife 😛

Listening to visions, RIP old Grimes

You have to use American shitty companies, pay a fee for a service you already have for free )that’s also much better) or else it’s unfair. Fuck all the way off

This whole PIX thing is so pathetic, the arrogance of the Trump presidency is insane. They’re investigating Brazil for “unfair business practices” because we have PIX and as such PayPal, Venmo and CashApp can’t compete. What is next? You wanna complain about the free universal healthcare too?

He will never have Lula’s aura 😎

Well… someone is definitely scared of being arrested. Attorney General just asked for a 43 year sentence 🤭 He also said in that same interview that if the Supreme Court returns his passport he’ll negotiate the tariffs with Trump. Video: CNN Brasil Subtitles: Me

Ipê Rosa season 🌸

Today I saw a BH icon

Divo patriota

Mood

Fuck it it’s time for Chinamaxxing Call Xi Lula

Btw this would not work even if Lula did want Bolsonaro to go free, because as we all fucking know the judiciary is independent from the executive. Lula or any other president cannot even pardon Bolsonaro because the Brazilian Supreme Court has ruled that unconstitutional.

Puta que pariu, os gringos vão pagar 28 reais no café também

Americans are so funny, the Russian president decides to invade Ukraine and suddenly I have to tell every Russian person to ever exist to fuck off. All of the American presidents invade multiple countries and kill millions of people, but “uh I didn’t vote for that it’s not my fault”.

PRIMEIRO FINAL DE SEMANA DAS FÉRIAS! EU REPITO PRIMEIRO FINAL DE SEMANA DAS FÉRIAS

I can’t believe I’m finally gonna graduate. And my advisor is already trying to get me to do my masters, but I know that trick very well 🤭

GUESS WHO GOT A 100? GUESS WHO? TALK TO ME NICE!

🎵O Rio de Janeiro continua lindo🎵

@degolierthomas.bsky.social PODE ZOAR, O FLU É MTO MAIOR QUE O FLAMENGO. 2x0 na inter!! @whiskeynachos.bsky.social e aí?

You’ve heard of chicken on a bucket, now get ready for feijoada on a bucket

E vocês falando que o Brasil não tem inovação, os EUA tem frango no balde, a gente tem feijoada no balde

I FINISHED IT! IT IS DONE! I NEVER WANT TO SEE THE INSIDE OF GOOGLE SCHOLAR AGAIN THE THESIS IS DONE (I still gotta defend it next Tuesday but let’s pretend) I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gracias a Dios nací en Latinoametica

Quase lá 🥹

Honestly this whole “This *insert middle eastern country who has a shit ton of oil reserves* is harboring destructive weapons! We have proof! Trust me bro!” is soooo 2003. Like I know low waisted jeans and chunky highlights are back, but do we need to bring this back too? Recession indicator tbh

Btw there are 6 Brazilian mayors stuck in Israel and onde of them is my mayor. (I didn’t vote for him)

Guerra? Que guerra meu filho é São João

MEU DEUS QUE FRIOOOOOO. CHEGAAA CHEGAAAA

The first U.S. bishop appointed by Pope Leo XIV—a refugee himself—is mobilizing priests to accompany migrants at immigration court on June 20. (Via Christopher Hale)

How do you guys like my totally original, directly from the store AirPods who cost R$ 79,99