Rose: And when the last piece is gone, that's when the bride and groom leave to start their wedding night, which takes place in a tent. Or a Best Western. #GoldenGirls #OutOfContextRose

Welcome to Mr. Ha-Ha's Hot Dog Hacienda! #GoldenGirls youtu.be/vy2oLEKpFqM?...

Rose: I wish there was something I could do. I know! I'll make my famous ice cream clown sundaes. You know, the ones with little raisin eyes and sugar cone caps. Dorothy: If that doesn't fill the void, nothing will. #GoldenGirls #BestOfDorothy #BestOfGoldenGirls

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F926... @goldengirls85.bsky.social

#MigraineChat #NEISVoid I just got an ADA accommodation for noise canceling headphones. Any suggestions for what to get?

Monday night February 3rd, 1986: what would you watch?

Sophia: Well, now that I'm up, I might as well do some shopping. Dorothy: Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gecko! Sophia: I wuv you. Dorothy: Too wittle, too wate. #GoldenGirls #ShadyPinesMa

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKCP... #RexReed #GoldenGirls

@ulyssesartist.bsky.social A second one is coming out in June! #GoldenGirls #CozyMystery

Sophia and Blanche are visiting Blanche's boyfriend, Bill, a pharmacist. Sophia: So, Bill, what's on sale? Bill: Breast pumps. Sophia: What else? Bill: Afro Sheen. Sophia: Moving on. Bill: Preparation H. Sophia: Hot damn! #GoldenGirls

Blanche: Why, it has all the signs of a classic love/hate relationship. And from the sparks of that conflict rise the flames of desire. Flames that ignite in an uncontrollable frenzy of lust, passion, and ecstasy. #GoldenGirls

#GoldenGirls #BestOfDorothy

Maybe it's a coincidence that Hallmark aired this tonight but the Golden Girls were good at being ahead of their time, and they've done it again! This is a dream sequence from Dorothy. 1992 - Season 7, Episode 17 Get everyone out for No Kings 3.0 on Saturday!! 🚫👑 #NoKings #GoldenGirls #Indivisible

This is from “My Brother, My Father,” my favorite episode of #GoldenGirls, I’ve seen it eleventy-seven kajillion times. But just now I only happened to notice Stan breaking the fourth wall for a second after Uncle Angelo calls him a yutz. 😂😂😂

If you could go back in time and be in the studio audience for 1 episode per season of The #GoldenGirls, which episodes would you pick? 2-part episodes will count as 1 episode. I'll reply with my answers.

Current #GoldenGirls Mood

Dr. Halperin: Carol, this is a different Dan and Morothy. Carol: You mean these aren't the two nuts who couldn't stop seeing each other? Dan, a sex-crazed nudnik with occasional performance problems, and Morothy, a domineering tyrant who totally emasculated him? #GoldenGirls #BestOfGoldenGirls

Blanche: There's something strangely provocative about this evening. Oh, of course, I would never have a relationship with both twins at the same time. That would be obscene. Unless, of course, it was tastefully done. #GoldenGirls

Dorothy: It's this caterer that I hired for my Save the Wetlands banquet. He's a week late with the menu, now he tells me that he's going to serve wild duck and crayfish. They come from the wetlands. It's like holding a Save the Whales function on a Japanese trawler. #GoldenGirls

Nancy appeared in 2 episodes of The #GoldenGirls as Aunt Angela.

Dorothy [about Mr. Terrific]: Right now, Squeaky Fromme has a better grasp on reality. #GoldenGirls #ObscureGGQuote

Blanche: Herb, I'm aware of how important it is to make a good impression in court. Tell me, what do you think would move the jury more, cleavage or a lot of leg? Dorothy: That depends on what you're going for—a chuckle or a guffaw. #GoldenGirls

A BEA ARTHUR Documentary coming soon 😁💜😁 - spread the word and follow #BeaArthurDoc on Instagram 💙 @goldengirls85.bsky.social @goldengirlsfans.bsky.social @randystravels.bsky.social @restingbeaface.bsky.social @collidepress.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Un1... #GoldenGirls #RexReed

#TheGoldenGirls #GoldenGirls #IYKYK

Rose: Come on, Arnie, I want to show you the answer to a riddle. What's Irish and stays out all night? Arnie: I don't know. What, Rose? Rose: Paddy O'Furniture! #GoldenGirls

#GoldenGirls Mood

Dorothy: [reading] "There's a drought in St. Olaf which threatens the crops." Rose: Oh, no! I'd better send water. Dorothy: [reading] "Please do not send water. We have found that envelopes leak. #GoldenGirls

Appeared in 2 episodes of The #GoldenGirls as Blanche's sister Virginia.

Happy #PiDay from The #GoldenGirls. youtu.be/amE-alJq954?...

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Dorothy: I just wonder if maybe we didn't push [Rose] into something too fast. Blanche: What I can't understand is how in the world she managed to wait 15 years. Dorothy: How long did you wait after George died? Sophia: 'Till the paramedics came. Dorothy: Ma! #GoldenGirls #SophiaInsultsBlanche

BEA ARTHUR Documentary- coming soon - Follow #BeaArthurDoc on Instagram for details & updates - here’s some Pics of Me & Bea (assistants life 😂) - @randystravels.bsky.social @goldengirls85.bsky.social @goldengirlsfans.bsky.social @amandagapp.bsky.social @clairebrarian.bsky.social

#GoldenGirls #DorothyInsultsStan

Auditioned for the role of Dorothy Zbornak on The #GoldenGirls, but lost to Bea Arthur (who show creator Susan Harris had in mind anyway).

Last night's read by @rachelcourage.bsky.social. With all the chaos going on, I sought comfort in nostalgia. 📚📺👵🌴🍰💋 #CurrentlyReading #AmReading #Books #GoldenGirls #BookSky

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Blanche: Dorothy, you don't want Michael working in a place like the Hacienda Hut. It is full of people just looking for easy sex and cheap thrills. But if it'll help, I could write a letter of recommendation. #GoldenGirls

There's no other choice.

Dorothy: WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?! #GoldenGirls 📷: ShadyPinesMa85 on Instagram

#GoldenGirls #BestOfBlanche