Seasonally appropriate!

I’m really looking forward to a time when I can be looking forward to a time again.

Was it Trusk… or Mump? *sigh* I guess we’ll never know now.

I’m choosing flowers today to offset the dumpster fires happening around the globe. Flowers in a vase, people… not even a good vase. Happy flowers in a sh*t vase.. that’s where it’s at. Enjoy the weekend. 💐😳🤦🏻‍♀️

I know Roman numerals but still… it seems like Superbowl LIX should be reserved for #69.

How does a negative catalyst get off? Exasturbates Aaaaaaaaand quote skeet

OK devs, who’s gonna build the AT Protocol-based Facebook alternative?

I wouldn’t say I’m a lot but I’m not a little.

Just

If you were visited by 3 ghost on Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?

Cat got to reenact a photo ~40 years after the original! Listen to this week's episode to hear about this and more! (More even than the bangs and the glasses) mymistake.libsyn.com

Al Pastor Syndrome: The feeling that you really didn’t earn that third taco

Wow! There are relatively few people here. This would be a great time to come up with a viral post and firmly entrench myself in the early history of Bluesky! Brain: …

Happy Friday, Skymates!

"That Site." "The Bad Place." You can say LinkedIn here. No one cares.

Al Pastor Syndrome: The feeling that you really didn’t earn that third taco

When was the movie The Professional renamed to Leon? And more importantly… WHY???

Atlas Shrugged

So, this happened.

New episode just dropped! Get it here: mymistake.libsyn.com/203-porn-poo... or wherever you dig on podcasts.

You think she’ll leave office now?

The problem with listening to bossa nova in the car is that I keep thinking my turn signal is on.

The problem with listening to bossa nova in the car is that I keep thinking my turn signal is on.

Well, I guess Mr. Buffett will finally find out if they do, indeed, serve cheeseburgers in paradise.

Just

Try that in a small crown

Schrödinger's shart.

When was the movie The Professional renamed to Leon? And more importantly… WHY???

Red? skies at night…

So, my wife is re-watching Six Feet Under and I walked into the room during a scene where Peter Strauss is burying Lily Taylor’s body under a tree and I recognized the tree from the opening scene of episode 1, season 3 of Barry. Why am I like this?

Reskeet with an iconic, fictional band.

LinkedIn is proof hell exists.

The people out fitness running in vacation destinations are actually running away from their families for a few hours.

LinkedIn is proof hell exists.

@tiamarie.bsky.social Where are you? My skyline has a hole in it!

Well, this is… if not problematic, at least weird. Flag translation?

@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Among the manifold delights I am enjoying in Good Omens season 2, the unit of measurement of the magnitude of a miracle being Lazurii stood out and gave me a a true giggle. Thank you!

This is the superior app because I don’t have to hear Makeba every time I click on a post here

Why is it I can send an hour long video via text but the second I try to send two photos via email it’s like “whoa there buddy, have you thought about reducing the size, you data glutton”

The show Alone is reinforcing the values for which my comrades and I stand:

I never thought I would get to a place in my life where news of the existence of alien life and government conspiracies to hide it would barely be a blip on my mental radar but here we are.

Please check out my mom’s podcast called Journalista which is about her adventures as a war correspondent for CBS news in which she helped uncover the US’s involvement in the Iran/Contra affair. Please repost to help get the word out! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/journalista/id1699204915

yeah moral outrage is cool and sometimes the correct tool but you also have to make a positive case for improving people's lives that resonates with people who are not leftists if you're only ever doing the first you're just trying to feel good about being mean to people; not to build a movement

3 O’clock High, Repo Man, Liquid Sky, The Hunger.

Definitely developed film. Ancient enough that I can say I was hot without it being a brag.

RT only if you are NOT becoming more conservative as you grow older.

Ope. I’m Sorry. I Shouldn’t Have Been There.

New name for shart: Cargo Fart.

I feel like my parents deprived me of a lucrative career as a YouTube music reactor by choosing not to have me frozen in a glacier for 30 years.