So like no one covers their mouth when they cough anymore?

Did not ever think that one of main people who shaped my understanding and acceptance of the gay community turned out to be a fucking terf. WTF

There is no such thing as a free sandwich, especially when it comes from a billionaire

I’m shocked that it isn’t commonplace for people to refer to shitting as “dropping a Trump”

Vintage Adult Swim post form July 4th 2008

I’m not big into conspiracies but I am becoming more convinced that the Iran shit may have been a global pump and dump scheme

Watching @majorityreport.bsky.social clips on YouTube and a fucking commercial comes on with Netanyahu narrating why it’s important to attack Iran. WTF!!

It’s a shitty time to be alive if you are a compassionate person

I want term limits but I also want wealth limits for all government positions. I firmly believe that there is a threshold of wealth that absolutely rots a person’s brain and they have no business being in government at that point

They will die in office and fuck us over to make sure there is no progressive change. Fuck all of them

I just deleted my Facebook account

@elizawaites.bsky.social howdy stranger!

Remember kids, Israel has more rights in the US than any legal citizen or resident. This is what Miriam Adelson paid top dollar for.

@madsart.bsky.social this currently applies to you. Just thought you should know

Public service announcement so pass it on. If you previously followed POTUS or VP on Instagram then you are still following them which means you are automatically following Trump and Vance

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social hey Patton, I’m doing a survey. Did you willfully follow JD Vance on Instagram or did they auto follow on your behalf cause you and Sarah Silverman don’t seem like the type to follow that puddle of cock sauce

The Elon gaming scandal is the most insane proof of the saying “Everyone thinks Elon is a genius till he starts talking about a subject they are familiar with”

Just heard someone on tv refer to themselves as a “fellow Angelonian” and now my dog is comforting me from screaming Angelino at the tv

Truly a man of the people

Hot take, people who have huge orders should not be in the drive thru

Hot take: The Democratic Party will never move forward with meaningful changes and policies that their constituents actually want until the Clintons are either removed from the party or they just do us all the favor of fucking off

I say this constantly and I want everyone else to say it constantly, post it, skeet it, say it to your friends STOP VOTING FOR RICH PEOPLE!!!

Not a single fucking social issues will be tackled until we get money out of politics. Not a single fucking one. While you champion the causes that resonate with you also champion the cause of total campaign finance reform.

It’s safe to say that the best case scenario for the world is both of these fuckwads dropping dead of a heart attack.

@pftompkins.bsky.social Hey Paul, what was that pin you were wearing the other night on After Midnight?

Hey, do y’all remember NFTs

I’ve started trolling anyone who says Trump shouldn’t have been indicted by calling them elitists who think the rich and powerful should get a pass and when they try to refute I just keep saying “that’s exactly what George Soros would pay you to say”

Whoever said “it’s not the destination, it’s the journey” has never been on the 405

Why is it I can send an hour long video via text but the second I try to send two photos via email it’s like “whoa there buddy, have you thought about reducing the size, you data glutton”

I heard someone say Glitch McConnell and now I can’t stop giggling

I have no empathy for Mitch. He is a ruthless monster who is responsible for so much pain in this country and even the world. Fuck him

Way too many conservative men not realizing they have aged out of marketing demographics. Like corporations don’t care about your money anymore so stop bitching about shit you weren’t going to buy

This is the superior app because I don’t have to hear Makeba every time I click on a post here

Cool to see Elon is starting to run Twitter like a dating app. Soon he’s going to start charging for likes.

If you can’t take Ms. Amos at her Y Can’t Tori Read, you don’t deserve her at her Little Earthquakes.

You know Twitter is doing well when the only ads I see anymore are for Scientology and fucking Tasers

Tinder be all like

Stop voting for rich people!!

Shamelessly posting pictures of my cute dog.

An oral history of bluesky

Is this a safe place to say I may not like the new The National album

Marjorie Greene looks like someone was describing Nick Nolte to a sketch artist but was getting him confused with Ron Perlman

Skeeting Skeet

This is Polly, chaser of squirrels. She is a princess and should be treated as such. She demands all the belly rubs.

Movie idea:Short circuit 3. Johnny 5 is now a robot for Amazon. He befriends his neighbor’s son after replacing him at Amazon. There is resentment at first until they realize he is the son of a Los Locos member. They fight Magneto or some shit, blah blah hero’s journey blah blah emotions, now pay me