hey. come to this event. it's our last one til late aprillllll

Can you believe it? Coat check! Less than a week away! If you don't come, I will be eating ur pet goldfish!

just drove on the streets for the first time 😎 #studentdriver #turnmyswagon

"that looks cute but it feels a bit costume-y" oh im sorry do u not feel like a character in your own movie ?? are you afraid of bringing a little whimsy into your sartorial life ????

Less than a month away? Time to bust out the rizz 😏 Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasrplease come 🥺

Big news chat, found a gray hair. I expect the level of celebration and thirst this monumental achievement warrants.

Chat, you ever feel burdened by creativity?

Styx :)

I’m actually allowed to be a hypocrite because I’m hot

She skeet on my feed till I like on her post

Rubbing frenulums with my maternal figure

How can I call you my sister, if you won't even piss with me?

cozy dyke on a day off

Can't see shit

doohickeyhedron

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post nut calamity

Need her carnally. I bet she whirrs.

i love when dolls look at me and fill my frenzy meter

mobbin

Age regression with a robot girl and she starts making dial-up sounds

Just had to explain to my mom why she shouldn't trust bisexuals from Miami

月火水木金 #sailormoon

fuck it we doll

Chat... do i make the carpet match the drapes?... what about the kitchen tiles?

i love your je ne sais quoi btw

[Something is Kong] (Also, play Void Stranger) (And DK64/Randomizer)

armpit girlies SEETHING at how i am soooooo sweaty rn and there's no way to get to me before i take this nice relaxing shower 💅

Back on my meds, I'm giving pitjobs

Wowee! Can you belive this is happening in one month?

idea i had

patrolling the nuclear winter almost makes you wish for a mojave

She let me hit because I changed da bong water

Very serious art appreciation at the Walters

HERE IT IS ANOMALOUS BODIES' NEXT EVENT COAT CHECK 2.28.26 ✨ t4t mixer and dance party ✨ dm me if u wanna come through!!

Im better at lying than ai

Those are my only solutions? God and ddr?

metal gear solid: snake beater

Don't complain about the tile in the kitchen, if you haven't seen the carpet in the living room ;)

Its so sad dinosaurs couldn't be autistic about trains :(

elder robot girl named cassie, short for cassette

local demon girl goes to a house party

a n o m a l o u s •°• b o d i e s f e b r u a r y °•° 2 8 t h s a v e t h e d a t e

women are rly cool

Inner harbor baptism

oh dude... who invited tall rat to the house party

Yeah, I've seen the Shrek 2 DVD bonus features

Getting a friend to join bluesky has got to be some form of corruption kink

i put on deodorant every day because i hate women