Daylights saving time is the worst fucking thing, especially with how locked in my sleep schedule is

Let’s gooooo. Feels very basic to do to say “you can’t lie about history” but also we had a huge debate in my town about whether or not to change the name of my high school “Robert E. Lee High School” so let’s take those wins

The most painless injection ever this morning. Let’s see if I just post a bunch today like I did last week

Thursday blues, just let me inject estrogen already

I need more tops that expose my back

I have no idea how to do lighting or really do these pictures in general but have those lesbian backshot pics I was hinting at a while back

Fuuuuuuuuucking nevermiiiiiind we are so back thank you Damon Albarn and estrogen for rescuing my mental health today

Holy fucking shit Flimsy Steve is back in peak form it hasn’t been this good since 2010

Does your music not pop? Put some horns in there. Is it missing that special something? Throw in a saxophone solo at the end. It will be better.

Ok I might just actually be a little depressed, hormones definitely helped tho

“I’m depressed, I’m feeling dysphoric, I look like shit” dumb bitch it’s Thursday, injection day is tomorrow get over yourself

every trans girl is fighting a secret fight that you can solve by giving her 20 thousand dollars

Yea, I’ve been getting really into seals lately. You know them? Like the animal that’s just a croissant? Yeah them. They’re pretty cool. Did you know that you can pet some of them? Not all of them though, some of them can fuck you up. Yeah seals are pretty cool, you should look them up.

Been working out enough that soon I’ll be posting some of those lesbian backshots for the feed maybe soon

Eepy girl at work who will save her

They need to make coffee that just makes it retroactively so that you slept longer instead of giving you more energy. Can we get on that?

I am going to blow my job up

I haven’t read this article. Fuck Jeff Bezos. Fuck this post. Lakes are rivers are streams are creeks here’s the beauty of the world, our categorization means nothing. Do the right thing: call your local lake a river and piss off your favorite “um actually” millennial friend

Peter Jackson warged back in time to make super long silent movies change my mind

Sorry to bother you is a great movie. Honestly really good. It freaked me out bad. Why would anyone show their girlfriend this movie. Fucked up.

She skeet on my feed till I like on her post

There are few better feelings than being one of the two bitches going “exactly!!!!” at each other

Injection done thank fuck my brain was melting yesterday

Least surprising finding of all time. As someone who exercises a lot (not really an athlete tbh) the change in what I could accomplish with the same or more effort after even a few months of hrt was crazy. Placing me in a “male” category for anything athletic is actually nonsensical

To the one guy on a scooter a year ago who told me “good luck on the tits”, yeah man thanks they’ve been doing pretty well

On a very basic level, I understand why some people think dinosaurs are fake. Like, if you’re not going out of your way to see actual fossils and not casts I can easily believe that scientists just made that shit up, they seem like weird fake animals

HEARTBREAKING: The Transphobic Pedophile Said Something Very Funny

I would respect the songwriters for bands like vampire weekend and tv girl a lot more if they were lesbians

Update: I found his mangled Obongjayar song. This is a serious crime. I get why people like this guy but I also get why people watch reality tv instead of mad men

I feel we’re in a media environment where every new thing makes me want to listen to/watch the better version that was released 5-10 years ago

My cat has stolen half the bed in the heist of the century. Some people call me dumb, I think jasper is just really smart

Almost passing out at work = based

Transition timeline post is down, godspeed 2016 June she doesn’t know what she’s about to go through

Car=unstuck. Thank you random neighbor with a front loader or something that helped so much

I love giving my cats some weed (catnip) and watching them immediately get the munchies

I would be the diversity hire for maroon five if the price is right

The haters (my loved ones) were right, eating more really was the solution to my body image issues, great call by the haters

The worst thing about gay hockey show is that I’ve read fanfic that was better written and sapphic

Gonna bust out the stripper heels today, going to tower over some bitches

This isn’t a huge huge thing but I can squat my body weight now

You don't have to like Scott Adams or agree with his views, but please don't harass people who have their Dilbert house in their bio. A lot of kids grew up with Dilbert. Dilbert got us through some tough times. Dilbert saved us. Dilbert saved me. Please let us mourn and process our Dilbert feelings.

Me rolling up to the function at 7pm when I’ve been in bed all day

Forgot my phone for a couple hours, call me Kurt Cobain the way I’m unplugged

Got my cats neutered so they can’t get microplastics in their balls #parentinghack

it really doesn't matter whether maduro was "bad"

Last night I said “I’m not gonna talk about this person for a bit” Had a 40 min convo about them today fml

Holy fucking shit what a new year but my fucking head goddamn it

The sun may have set on the British empire but the sun never sets on girlcock