Your daily reminder not to use vinted if you don't want to get fucked over

It is very easy to read statements like this as a joke. This is not a joke. We have proven with AI, completely by accident, what knowledgeable people have been saying for decades: the environment that rich people live in gives them a very specific personality disorder.

Today was the 30th anniversary of Scotland’s first and only school shooting, which is also a day to remember how a right-wing tabloid cyberstalked the survivors waiting for them to turn 18, in order to run a front page smear attack on them for…having grown up to be normal teenagers on the internet.

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

FINALLY!

what the fuck is going on in Sam Altman’s head

The emerging cases of AI psychosis have shown that all it takes to drive some people completely insane is to put them in contact with a sycophantic chatbot who always agrees with them. Now, what does that tell us about billionaire CEOs surrounded by sycophantic people who always agree with them?

mary mcdonnell could narrate my funeral tbh

Shoutout to the icon responsible for this and also get fucked terfs today.rtl.lu/news/world/e...

i regret to inform you that the uk's eurovision song this year is an absolute banger

The sheer arrogance of Mandelson 'expecting to be treated properly' on his return to the UK is staggering. Not to mention trying to chivvy nearly 400 grand out of the taxpayers.

The 3 genders

Every 4 years in the United States

can we get a "hell yeah" for Kongira knowing not to use a water extinguisher tho? dudes rock

It's 2026. Puberty blockers have been banned on the basis of a fake study conducted by a generalist paeditrician. Hormones for under 18s have been banned on the basis of a fake review conducted by a head injury specialist. Both remain available for cis kids because that's 'different' somehow

I want people to see this as it is: abusive men telling a woman they know better than her about women’s experiences and intimidating her. the irony is off the charts.

I'm built like this btw [screenshot of makefile]

my boyfriend is very pretty btw

i'd love this to be the start of the end of ""disposable"" vapes tbh (did you know that ""disposable"" vapes often contain fully rechargable batteries, just without the charging port? Such absolute waste)

This is no longer about saving the corner building. It's lost. All the SFRS can do is try to prevent what would be a catastrophic spread to Glasgow Central Station. 📷 Vyro Media

I've got a headache and for some reason don't want to take anything for it so I guess I'm painmaxxing today

Me at the bar: yeah can I get a uhhh *trying to remember the name of the drink* penile collider

If you can't materially support trans people, at least stop playing Wordle. The best time to stop playing Wordle was when the NYT acquired it. The second best time is now. I've linked five other word games for you to play. No more excuses. pressspacetojump.com/feature/if-y...

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Look at this sweet boy

Got a broken Razer Kiyo for 8€ and already fixed it. :D It looks shockingly good tbh. Didn't expect the image to look this nice

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

Almost always same. The only multiplayer game I play with randoms is Darktide

He is currently sat on his brothers head

A happy #whiskerswednesday from big Mick to you all

royal mail? more like royal fail

the MacBook Neo should be a giant wake up call for Microsoft to improve Windows 11. Apple’s MacBooks have always largely been premium devices, but the $599 Neo is firmly in the core part of the Windows OEM market. This is a red alert for Microsoft, Lenovo, Dell, HP, and others

cirque du soleil? i think you mean cirque du SLAY

a top-of-the-line CPU from 2006 would have been considered Dogg Shitt in 2016. but in 2026, a top-of-the-line CPU from 2016 still merits a "yeah that's pretty good. you can use that why not". weird how that worked out! & dreading the day i finally gotta replace my cpu and motherboard

*clueless shareholder who just happens to have too much money* "My nephew, he loves that Fortnite. I saw that company makes a billion dollars a hour on Fortnite! Why aren’t we making a Fortnite??" This is how I imagine every needless live-service / MMO game is put into production

Less than 2 months ago EU leaders were insisting on strategic independence from an increasingly aggressive US demanding territorial expansion in Greenland. Now, they're tripping over their heels to join that US in an illegal war of aggression and regime change. What weak cowards with short memories.

I really feel like the giant monster lady in RE Requiem is the devs going, oh you thought Lady Dimitrescu was hot did you, you like a giant woman do you, well how do you like THIS

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

i know subtlety is dead but obliterating a girls' elementary school on day one is kinda on the nose, no?

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What a thing to wake up to...

. @domthereindeer.com and I texting each other be like

NEVER. USE. VINTED.

Hey, NEVER use vinted to sell anything btw. They just took 115€ from us and are saying it's final. For a piece of lint on a sweater, in a parcel with 3 sweaters and a shirt. they refunded the entire amount.

i legitimately don't know what would upset her more, green or reform. I'm guessing green coz libs will always prefer the fash to the left

rejoin eu losing to the loonies is also hilarious

Only 6 years later and we're down to 4 companies. This should scare you.

entirely unimprovable execution by the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social social team